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The best Chuck Blazer jokes as his testimony is unsealed

Admitted in 2013 that he and others on FIFA's executive committee agreed to accept bribes.

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The Chuck Blazer jokes were inevitable having seen this picture, especially after admitting accepting bribes
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All the best Chuck Blazer jokes as his admission that he and others on FIFA’s executive committee agreed to accept bribes related the choice of South Africa as 2010 World Cup host is revealed.

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A newly released transcript from a 2013 United States hearing, in which he pleads guilty to 10 charges, contains some startling entries including this statement:

I and others agreed to accept bribes and kickbacks in conjunction with the broadcast and other rights to the 1996, 1998, 2000, 2002 and 2003 Gold Cups.

So catch up with the Chuck Blazer jokes as his testimony is unsealed:

#FIFA whistleblower Chuck Blazer's testimony has been released. Best thing he's done since Santa Claus:The Movie. pic.twitter.com/i9dNXlhoMW

— Boylesports (@BoyleSports) June 3, 2015

I'm guessing that Chuck Blazer didn't spend his bribe money on male grooming

— Andy Goldstein MBE (@andygoldstein05) June 3, 2015

He's making a list Checking it twice Sell you his vote if it's at the right price Chuck Blazer is coming to town pic.twitter.com/tLPiINtGlz

— Dave Turner (@mrdaveturner) June 3, 2015

All those bribes and Chuck Blazer still looks like he lives in a log cabin and shags mountain goats

— Danny (@DannyM__MCFC) June 3, 2015

Chuck Blazer could definitely find mall Santa work

— John Harwood (@JohnJHarwood) June 3, 2015

Chuck Blazer had his fun and that's all that matters pic.twitter.com/7iLfOpXmHn

— Rob (@rob_uws) June 3, 2015

Sepp Blatter reacts to Chuck Blazer's guilty plea… https://t.co/BAJ2xcSFaa

— BreatheSport (@BreatheSport) June 3, 2015

Chuck Blazer and Captain Birds Eye never seen in the same room #tuckin pic.twitter.com/yfVm6dPXlQ

— Paul Harris (@harrisio) June 3, 2015

Seems Chuck Blazer has picked out his clothes for going into hiding. pic.twitter.com/DtJPtVzc2G

— Ian McCourt (@ianmccourt) June 3, 2015

Interesting Rock Fact: Chuck Blazer was a founder member of Bachman Turner Overdrive. pic.twitter.com/GYdIZam9Nq

— David Hepworth (@davidhepworth) June 3, 2015

When I grow up, I want to be a whistle-blower like Chuck Blazer.

— Football's a Country (@FutbolsaCountry) June 3, 2015

Chuck Blazer facing ten years in storage pic.twitter.com/qHrEcuzD9a

— Yids (@Yids) June 3, 2015

SPOTTED: One of Chuck Blazer's cats… pic.twitter.com/TEMP8adErN

— BreatheSport (@BreatheSport) June 3, 2015

Chuck Blazer looks like a guy who's taken more bribes than showers.

— Matt Goldich (@MattGoldich) June 3, 2015

Chuck Blazer admits taking bribes. "Mainly from kids asking me to move them from the naughty list to the nice list" pic.twitter.com/AwXia45y5W

— Oldfirmfacts (@Oldfirmfacts1) June 3, 2015

Chuck Blazer ladies and gentlemen, in case you ever wondered what Hagrid's testicles looked like pic.twitter.com/wjpa4sF6pl

— unklerupert (@unklerupert) June 3, 2015

Chuck Blazer looks like a man whose vote you could buy with a Snickers

— JB™ (@gunnerpunner) June 3, 2015

Chuck Blazer looks like he's about to write the hottest fantasy fiction epic of 2015 pic.twitter.com/wfo9h5rBRn

— Ben (@b_nmrrs) June 3, 2015

Find your Chuck Blazer name by taking a random monosyllabic verb as your 1st name and a type of coat as your surname. pic.twitter.com/I0i2ktWiID

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) June 3, 2015

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