The best Chelsea jokes after ten-man 2-1 defeat at West Ham

Not a happy birthday for Abramovich as bad-tempered loss leaves them fifteenth after ten games.

José Mourinho will want to look away as we recount the best Chelsea jokes following their 2-1 defeat to West Ham at Upton Park, that leaves them in 15th place after 10 games
LOOKING OVER HIS SHOULDER? Mourinho (Image: Tsutomu Takasu)

A red card for Nemanja Matić, a coach and the manager forced to watch much of the game from the stands and a 2-1 loss at West Ham would not have made for a happy birthday for Roman Abramovich and these Chelsea jokes could be even worse viewing.

The current Premier League champions continued their stuttering start to this season’s campaign with another bad tempered defeat and now lie fifteenth in the table after ten games.

As José Mourinho refuses to speak to the media, here are the best jokes following West Ham 2-1 Chelsea at Upton Park on Saturday.

Beginning to think Eva Carneiro was the real Special One. #chelsea

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) October 24, 2015

Chelsea trying to get out of relegation zone pic.twitter.com/T9qwm8pHgi

— Fuwadii (@fuwadii) October 24, 2015

Chelsea will win the league next season 1. Chelsea 2. Derby 3. Nottingham Forest 4. Burnley

— GeniusFootball (@GeniusFootball) October 24, 2015

Let it be on record that today, I, Edward Israel-Ayide officially renounce and denounce my support of Chelsea FC. The club has no future!

— EDWARD Israel-Ayide (@wildeyeq) October 24, 2015

Chelsea pic.twitter.com/JxhpHLChqE

— Troll Football (@Troll__Football) October 24, 2015

Let's hope Roman Abramovich has had a good birthday away from football.

— Chelsea HQ (@Chelsea_HQ) October 24, 2015

Chelsea got more cards in that one match than they've had points since the 23rd August

— Andy (@AJ3Fifa) October 24, 2015

At this rate Chelsea might discover oil. They're going down so fast.

— Danny Welbeck (@WelBeast) October 24, 2015

Chelsea last season and Chelsea this season pic.twitter.com/HCsDI4vpIp

— Mazi Ibekwe (@I_pissVodka) October 24, 2015

Chelsea must be gutted that survival specialist Sam Allardyce is no longer available.

— gunnerblog (@gunnerblog) October 24, 2015

1. City 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. Keep going 😎 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. Found them! — Chelsea — 😂😂

— YourMCFC (@YourMCFC) October 24, 2015

This season's going well for Chelsea then! Titanic – The Chelsea Story 😅 #Mourinho pic.twitter.com/Zhp4wVnICX

— The Drawty Devil (@TheDrawtyDevil) October 24, 2015

Chelsea's next manager?😂😂 pic.twitter.com/51CY6O9avU

— Football Stuff (@FootbalIStuff) October 24, 2015

How can Chelsea win when their striker is 1000 years old

— Troll Football (@Troll__Football) October 24, 2015

STAT: This is Chelsea's worst start to a season in their ENTIRE thirteen year history.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) October 24, 2015

Chelsea's season sinking quicker than Argentina's economy..

— Falkland Islands (@falklands_utd) October 24, 2015

Another classic match report from the Chelsea website. My favourite bit is the questioning of goal-line technology pic.twitter.com/ZIYYIIm6ha

— Tyrone Marshall (@TyMarshall_LT) October 24, 2015

Chelsea fans reportedly very nervous about the Manchester derby tomorrow, as it may well determine what club they'll support from now on.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) October 24, 2015

Chelsea are finished. Our 11 year reign of terror is over. Time to liquidate so we can all go back to the clubs we supported before.

— Ben (@CriminalCosta) October 24, 2015

@FourthOfficial_ Mourning Chelsea's season… #Chelsea

— eNVY (@DigitlScientist) October 24, 2015

Chelsea summed up.. pic.twitter.com/a9R4fmGYkU

— Football Only (@FootbaIIOnly) October 24, 2015

The Year Is 2020. 4 years since double relegation & with Abramovich gone, Chelsea ground share to meet the bills. pic.twitter.com/Ds1Rl6Lhlw

— Danny Baker (@prodnose) October 24, 2015

It was Eva who did all the tactics for Chelsea.

— Paul (@Kolology) October 24, 2015

Tongue-in-cheek Chelsea relegation jokes getting more awkward by the day.

— Chris (@chrismd10) October 24, 2015

Worst Feelings: Cheated on😭 Overthinking🙇 Lied to😤 Heartbroken😢💔 Not cared for😞 Scared😱 Assuming😡 Letting go👐✌ Chelsea fan 😩😪😥😓😱😖😤😩😭😢

— ❌danny™❌ (@dannygh_) October 24, 2015

Explaining Chelsea's season to your friends: https://t.co/8kgB8PAiMT

— #HiddinkTime (@CarefreeDaily) October 24, 2015

I still predict Chelsea will bounce back & win the league next season… It's a tough division, but they'll be too good for the play-offs 😉

— Jake Humphrey (@mrjakehumphrey) October 24, 2015

It ain't calm being a Chelsea fan right about now 😩😩😩 pic.twitter.com/9507K2OU7A

— Guido (@Gwido1) October 24, 2015

Chelsea summed up this season #CFC https://t.co/HI4npOW3rY

— The Normal One (@Lil_Magician10) October 24, 2015

OK "who would like to play for Chelsea next week"? pic.twitter.com/tW57xhuncs

— David Gold (@davidgold) October 24, 2015

Even goal line technology hates Chelsea. pic.twitter.com/mYqhdP98mi

— Arsenal Gentleman (@ArsenalGent) October 24, 2015

I really fear for the future of Chelsea because the way they're going now, they will soon discover another natural resources aside petroleum

— Olusegun A. Obasanjo (@SegunObasanjo) October 24, 2015

Mesut looking for Chelsea like…. pic.twitter.com/7XVdmcOnpi

— Bread&ButterFootball (@BBFootballUK) October 24, 2015

When she a 10/10 but then says "I'm a Chelsea fan" pic.twitter.com/ZMgNYmeF8X

— ️Robín (@FutbolRobin) October 24, 2015

Say what you want about Chelsea. Can't knock their consistency. One win in August. One win in September. One win in October.

— The Twelfth Man (@_The12thMan) October 24, 2015

A reminder that Eva Carneiro's speciality at medical school was karma. #motd #cfc

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) October 24, 2015