The best Chelsea bus jokes after parking it couldn’t prevent Atlético Madrid winning 1-3 at Stamford Bridge in the Champions League semi-final second leg last night.
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This is the biggest list of the best Chelsea bus jokes anywhere on the web.
Come on Chelsea get that bleedin bus aaaaat pic.twitter.com/aKkeSM3Jxe
— Mark Smith (@marksmith1126) April 30, 2014
#Chelsea go 1 up and immediately bring on a sub
#UCL pic.twitter.com/fFCqEeFO6n
— The Frankie Macca (@TheFrankieMacca) April 30, 2014
Hand brake on, doors locked, windows closed, pay & display ticket in windscreen, the bus is now parked! #Torres #CFC pic.twitter.com/1SumYenEjN
— Jamie Fox (@jamiefox1) April 30, 2014
It is illegal to talk to the bus driver while the bus is in motion.. pic.twitter.com/3rSarJD4bY
— Joseph Pepper (@JosephPepper) April 30, 2014
After parking the bus as often as #chelsea have done, #Stamfordbridge has seemingly incurred a few potholes…
— Ryan Cummings (@Pol_Sec_Analyst) April 30, 2014
Bus has got a flat!!!!
— Chris Casper (@ChrisCasper1) April 30, 2014
Maureen in the dressing room "we're going to need a bigger bus"
— You Are My Arsenal (@YouAreMyArsenal) April 30, 2014
#Chelsea pic.twitter.com/rnLfWRvJH3
— Coach (@ScottNotInVAN) April 30, 2014
Chelsea on the way home pic.twitter.com/NGWIYOTXGv
— Troll Football (@Troll__Football) April 30, 2014
Live images of the Mourinho repairing the bus pic.twitter.com/MLbsreQW0y
— #FactsofIbra (@FactsofIbra) April 30, 2014
Chelsea appear to have hired a minibus not a double decker #chelsea #ucl
— Tom (@Jupon_tom) April 30, 2014
THIS BUS TERMINATES HERE #Chelsea
— #BORISBIKE (@TheVujanic) April 30, 2014
“@norburyrob: @GaryLineker think somebody left the bus door open…” < They're all needed because of the tube strike.
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) April 30, 2014
Chelsea fans look like they've been hit by a bus #Chelsea #AthleticoMadrid pic.twitter.com/0cd3kM799I
— Prakash Patel (@ashpatel2010) April 30, 2014
Ah lads, who left the handbrake off on the bus?? #Chelsea #UEFACL
— Ciarán Lenehan (@CiaranLen) April 30, 2014
First they've had tube strikes in London, now they've got a bus strike at Stamford Bridge! #Chelsea
— Martin Park (@ParkythePro) April 30, 2014
"@UnofficialNiggz: “@TheVujanic: THIS BUS TERMINATES HERE #Chelsea” ????" PLEASE TAKE ALL YOUR PLAYERS AND LEAVE THE PITCH
— LéMike (@PoeticMikeUK) April 30, 2014
WHY DID THE DRIVER MOVE THE BUSES ?? #Chelsea pic.twitter.com/GPwWR30JnJ
— Amit (@AmitMajithia) April 30, 2014
Chelsea really need to consider getting a new bus for next season…
— Luis Suarez (@Luis16saurez) April 30, 2014
#Chelsea bus after the #ChelseaAtleticoMadrid game pic.twitter.com/GgWxuDhJDh
— osamabetladen (@osamabetladen) April 30, 2014
Exclusive images of #Chelsea team from Stamford Bridge pic.twitter.com/GxpxKH58AO
— NICE TWITS (@ChumbiNyirii) April 30, 2014
Look, the bus is crashed. pic.twitter.com/DAcm9ZEnXk
— Fans of Arsenal (@FansofArsenal2) April 30, 2014
Picture: Chelsea during the game pic.twitter.com/9hDvuDoak9
— barcastuff (@barcasstuff) April 30, 2014
BUS W*NKERS! pic.twitter.com/6B6xoVhXQS
— Betfair Sportsbook (@Betfair) April 30, 2014
Mourinho's dream bus, the airbus. Bigger is better, safer #Mourinho #Chelsea pic.twitter.com/nb8vPM4lRA
— Gio (@GioJules) April 30, 2014
If Chelsea wanted a bus that wouldn't budge, they should've borrowed Arsenal 's open-top one. It's been parked up for years. #CFC #AFC
— Roberto Martínez (@TheR_Martinez) April 30, 2014
The Chelsea bus at the moment pic.twitter.com/LSAvhHS0Kr
— . (@AnfieldRd96) April 30, 2014
The bus is burning! The bus is burning! The bus is burning! pic.twitter.com/QIzol2XUI3 #ChelseaAtleti
— Ziyaad LFC (@ZIYAAD_LFC) April 30, 2014
Bus breaks down on way to Lisbon.
— Kyle Martino (@kylemartino) April 30, 2014
RIP Chelsea's bus
— Spencer Morgan (@spencermorgan93) April 30, 2014
" My bus my bus" pic.twitter.com/yyw3QNASdr”
— Kopwatch (@KOPWATCH) April 30, 2014
Mourinho looking at the bus like pic.twitter.com/4UibPLJ9qT
— barcastuff (@barcasstuff) April 30, 2014
The wheels on the bus go 3-1 down, 3-1 down, 3-1 down the wheels on the bus go 3-1 down…
— Jarvo (@Jarvo_WHU) April 30, 2014
Has anyone called the AA? Reports of a bus broken down at the Bridge.
— LiverpoolLogic (@LiverpoolLogic) April 30, 2014
Well Chelsea m'lads, you'll be back to the day job at the weekend. Splendid. pic.twitter.com/JTgLDZy0Gs
— Tweeter Alliss (@TweeterAlliss) April 30, 2014
When you park the bus make sure it's not near any red lines pic.twitter.com/h7d5yF1pO4
— Kick Arse (@kickarseHD) April 30, 2014
Anyone got any images of a smashed up bus I can borrow? Think I've got a cracking joke up my sleeve here.
— Match of the Dave (@MatchOfTheDave) April 30, 2014
Athletico have just left Jose's bus on bricks!! Hope they go all the way!!
— Neil Fitzmaurice (@Fitzyfella) April 30, 2014
Mourinho's probably gonna blame the pit crew for not changing the tyres & refueling the bus at half-time.
— STAN (@ParvesKoyes) April 30, 2014
BREAKING NEWS: Chelsea are preparing a summer bid for a new bus after it has been destroyed this evening.
— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) April 30, 2014
Chelsea's defeat tonight means this remains the only bus to reach a European Cup final in Lisbon… pic.twitter.com/q234ocuPeo
— Celtic Wiki (@TheCelticWiki) April 30, 2014
Last night: Death of tika taka.
Tonight: Death of parking the bus.
— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) April 30, 2014
Chelsea and Bayern knocked out in two days = Good. A million and one more 'bus' metaphors today = bad.
— Thom Kirwin (@Thomkirwin) April 30, 2014
Chelsea new signings for the 2014-2015 season. pic.twitter.com/s0yRe6nbA2
— Goonerman AFC (@davidhickman14) April 30, 2014
Jose Mourinho looks devastated at the destruction of the Chelsea bus! #ChelseaAtleti pic.twitter.com/BRkhLekCew
— Andrew Bromage (@andrewrtw) April 30, 2014
It looks like the Chelsea players will have to take the Underground home as the team bus has been totally destroyed tonight!
— Luis Suarez (@Luis16saurez) April 30, 2014
Atletico parked 4 Ferraris and 2 Veyrons. TOO DAMN FAST. Chelsea bus cannot catch up with the speed bro! #Banter
— Effi Obefiend (@1Obefiend) April 30, 2014
What goes beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep?
Cheatski's parade bus reversing back in to the garage.
— Ian Heaton (@Learphollach) April 30, 2014
KTBFFH: Keep The Bus Formation Flying High.
— Plesbol (@PLESETANBOLA) April 30, 2014
Chelsea's bus after losing to Atletico… pic.twitter.com/iHF2H7fJFd
— Shit. (@TheAnfieldGlory) April 30, 2014
Chelsea's bus. pic.twitter.com/5K2ng2lSlf
— Soccer Memes (@FBSoccerMemes) May 1, 2014
Atlético, Simeone and Courtois outstanding tonight. Seems that bus has broken down? pic.twitter.com/tqPHtCmePW
— Joseph Barton (@Joey7Barton) April 30, 2014
new chelsea fc badge: pic.twitter.com/XOEtXQ7mk9
— ITK Agent Didìer (@ITKDidier) April 30, 2014
Chelsea's bus after Atletico's clash pic.twitter.com/JCaR8EzXu2
— Pride of Merseyside (@LFC_Squad) May 1, 2014
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