A series of mostly lamp-related questions were fired at new New York City FC signing Frank Lampard during his #AskLamps introductory Twitter Q&A.
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One of several big name signings for the upcoming MLS side, the former Chelsea stalwart is currently on a mission to ingratiate himself with the natives and convince them that he’s grown-up a bit since his well-documented antics on 9/11.
Barring a few sly jabs though, this ended-up turning into a collection largely consisting of electrical queries.
Don’t miss the best #AskLamps tweets from Frank Lampard’s New York City Q&A.
Here’s how it all went down:
Frank Lampard is taking over @NYCFC right now for a quick Twitter Q&A. Ask anything you want with #AskLamps. Go. pic.twitter.com/oRg82Gdnfc
— New York City FC (@NYCFC) July 28, 2014
@NYCFC #AskLamps do you come in all different shapes and sizes?
— Shaun (@Shaun_C_sXe) July 28, 2014
@NYCFC can you get me a job to play football for New York City? #AskLamps
— jordan (@JordanCCFC17) July 28, 2014
Do you take prefer 65W incandescent or 15W energy saving? #AskLamps
— Daniel J Bentley (@DJBentley) July 28, 2014
Why do I always get the fan speed and light chains confused?
#AskLamps
— Patriot-IronDome (@Patriot_Musket) July 28, 2014
#AskLamps Would you rather fight five Charlie Adam-sized Mertesacker's or one Mertesacker-sized Charlie Adam?
— Elliott (@TheElliottSharp) July 28, 2014
Moving to an obese nation, are you afraid your body size is not hefty enough for the US & you will lose the nickname Fat Frank?
#AskLamps
— Ben (@tingeltangelben) July 28, 2014
#AskLamps Generally speaking, do you prefer being unplugged at night, or just switched off and left?
— Jay (@MrJayMobbs) July 28, 2014
.@NYCFC How do you respond to accusations that you're a 'shady' character? #AskLamps
— Isaac (@isaacccccccccc) July 28, 2014
#AskLamps where is your switch? is it on the wire, just under the bulb, or are you touch sensitive?
— Finn (@FinnMcIver) July 28, 2014
#AskLamps How are you adapting to American sockets? Can you cope with going from 3 prongs to 2?
— Fook Yu (@WhingerSpice) July 28, 2014
#AskLamps do you prefer a screw or bayonet connection as an interface with bulbs. I know John Terry likes as good screw.
— wayne godfrey (@Hornet7127) July 28, 2014
#AskLamps Do you feel pain when we have to change a bulb?
— Graham (@_GrahamPatrick) July 28, 2014
#AskLamps What's your problem with the 'i' in Pixar?
— TIME STOOD STILL (@TheMetalWhovian) July 28, 2014
Did you prefer yourself when you were oil or now when you're electrical? #AskLamps
— Jack (@Jacinhoooo) July 28, 2014
#AskLamps do you get turned on when people clap?
— Alex (@ARoss_Zamora) July 28, 2014
#AskLamps What's your favourite bulb wattage?
— •S•C•H•T•E•V• (@ssschtevvv) July 28, 2014
#AskLamps do you prefer to be filled with lava or have a standard bulb and lampshade?
— John Mckean (@MCKE4N86) July 28, 2014
Are you scared of the dark? #ASKLAMPS
— Andy.l.71. (@CRAYZHORSE71) July 28, 2014
#AskLamps Is light a big turn on for you?
— Betwitt the lines (@arizarkan) July 28, 2014
Thanks for all the questions! Signing off now. #AskLamps
— New York City FC (@NYCFC) July 28, 2014
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