The best André Villas-Boas sacked jokes after Tottenham firing

A collection of the best 'André Villas-Boas sacked' jokes after the Tottenham Hotspur manager was relieved of his duties.

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NEW JOB: Villas-Boas (Image: Twitter/Football Funnys)

As per usual, we collect the best André Villas-Boas sacked jokes after the Tottenham Hotspur manager was relieved of his duties on Monday.

Once the White Hart Lane faithful had experienced losing to Liverpool by 5 goals to nothing on Sunday, and the Spurs jokes that followed, the writing was perhaps on the wall for the Portuguese coach.

But there is no time for sympathy… to the André Villas-Boas sacked jokes!

Spurs fans call for AvB to be sacked!! pic.twitter.com/ctqvTdDxf5

— Thomo (@adrianthomson17) December 15, 2013

AVB sacked according to a Nigerian news source who also advised me I'd won the Nigerian lottery he just needed my account no sort code #COYS

— Ryan Arnold (@MrA1974) December 15, 2013

Daniel Levy on way to AVB's office #thfc pic.twitter.com/BHE6fiZ0mo

— Total Football (@_Total_Footy_) December 15, 2013

A stunned AVB chose not to return to the party after hearing the chairman's decision: pic.twitter.com/WVmCGZd3it

— Danny Baker (@prodnose) December 16, 2013

Sky Sources confirming AVB departure: pic.twitter.com/vZr2oEGQ1V

— Back Page Football (@bpfootball) December 15, 2013

Spurs trying their best to be part of the Champions League draw by interrupting it to sack AVB

— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) December 16, 2013

Just in case Daniel Levy won't pay the fare, we've sent this to White Hart Lane. #TaxiForAVB. pic.twitter.com/4993WD8m1J

— Coral (@Coral) December 16, 2013

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Live pic from inside the Spurs boardroom as Daniel Levy announces AVB’s sacking: pic.twitter.com/VyzUhtl7MG

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) December 16, 2013

AVB sacked at Christmas… Like a present lolololololololololol @DanTheManOnline

— C4 (@OoRITE_C4) December 16, 2013

Think you're having a bad Monday? Could be worse, could be AVB.

— TheSPORTBible (@TSBible) December 16, 2013

AVB has been sacked, but Spurs fans do not need to fear as a new man has been installed. pic.twitter.com/yF9IqZdDA4

— Rude Mr. Bean (@RudeMrBean) December 15, 2013

NEWS FLASH: We’re hearing financial irregularities may be behind AVB’s sacking. Namely paying £26 million for Roberto Soldado.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) December 16, 2013

Soldado's surname is missing some letters. Spurs would have thought twice about buying him if they'd known #AVB pic.twitter.com/BHMNvOtLEG

— Brian Butterfield (@MrBButterfield) December 16, 2013

Flanagan got AVB the sack. Flani Alves.

— LiverpoolLogic (@LiverpoolLogic) December 16, 2013

The real victim here is whoever AVB had in the Secret Santa.

— Toby Fair (@TopTopPundit) December 16, 2013

Arsenal Versus Bayern So that's an a bad AVB day for both north London clubs then.

— sportingintelligence (@sportingintel) December 16, 2013

Good to see Daniel Levy listens to 'Arry Redknapp. And as for AVB getting sacked at FIVE past… pic.twitter.com/17QohUT1HH

— Kop Magazine (@TheKopMagazine) December 16, 2013

People are saying AVB should have been given more time. I'm not so sure – that beard never looked likely to kick in

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) December 16, 2013

NEWSFLASH: Spurs new manager @RudeMrBean spotted heading into training ground after the sacking of AVB… pic.twitter.com/ROx5hMbI8d

— Sly Sportz News (@SlySportzNews) December 16, 2013

Knowing Spurs, they'll probably replace AVB with about 16 new managers who'll fail to gel even after several months #THFC

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) December 16, 2013

After geting sacked by Tottenham AVB has already got a new job. pic.twitter.com/h1ltlsJq8r

— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) December 16, 2013

#AVB = A Veritable Bonanza! Over £15 million for getting sacked twice.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) December 16, 2013

My boyfriend just rang me to excitedly tell me "avb's been sacked". I didn't know the correct response to that so just said "well done".

— Jessica Barrett (@jess_barrett) December 16, 2013

Spurs have a new manager to replace AVB If U ask me their just swooping one useless Prick or another @mitchellmado pic.twitter.com/ktVYqzBM31

— Eastenders Pictures (@EastendersPics) December 16, 2013

I'll miss AVB. Fine beard, exquisite tailoring.

— Janan Ganesh (@JananGanesh) December 16, 2013

Very sorry to see AVB go..best thing to happen to Arsenal in years.

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 16, 2013

I heard AVB isn't mad #Spurs sacked him because #UPS are hiring… pic.twitter.com/KYV5tetaBY

— mistajam (@mistajam) December 16, 2013

Someone isnt happy that levy sacked avb pic.twitter.com/R5rSKQo0mX

— Liam black (@liam_black14) December 16, 2013

Nice to see I'm not the only one on Twitter doing coursework involving disjunctions of two literals, using the example letters A and B. #AVB

— Martin Bazley (@swirlythingy) December 16, 2013

Its true, people get sacked in Syria, Africa, Far East all the time. No mention of them. hahaha #AVB

— l3ahpar (@l3ahpar) December 16, 2013

AVB has been sacked flowing the trashing at the hands of #LFC ! This isn't football anymore, its pure WICKEDNESS tho pic.twitter.com/Hwkkm5MobZ

— Paul LFC Joe (@Loso0Joe) December 16, 2013

AVB will reportedly net around £4.5m in compensation after losing his job at Tottenham. pic.twitter.com/IxcUeUO9me

— Bleacher Report UK (@br_uk) December 16, 2013

Got a manager in-mind to replace AVB at Tottenham… pic.twitter.com/q5a5Jw8FqT

— Sarah Lerner (@SarahRLerner) December 16, 2013