The best Alan Pardew jokes & tweets as pressure grows after Stoke defeat

The Newcastle United manager's future looks increasingly uncertain.

Alan Pardew jokes and tweets were everywhere after Newcastle's 1-0 defeat to Stoke
PRESSURISED: Pardew (Image: Brian Minkoff-London Pixels)

As the Newcastle manager’s future becomes increasingly uncertain following a disappointing 1-0 loss at Stoke, here are the best Alan Pardew jokes and tweets from the match.

The away fan contingent was not best pleased with the head coach and made their feelings abundantly clear throughout a disappointing Monday night outing.

Standing in the rain, Pardew felt the full wrath of the crowd for a considerable portion of the game.

And the abuse continued on Twitter.

Check out the best Alan Pardew jokes after Stoke City 1-0 Newcastle United:

Would love if Mike Ashley walked into the centre circle before the match tonight & had a Vince McMahon style 'YOU'RE FIRED!' for Pardew.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) September 29, 2014

If Pardew was given a second life after jumping off a cliff he'd probably just go and jump off it again. And then be given another life.

— NUFCfans.co.uk (@nufcfans) September 29, 2014

Alan Pardew just said he was "born battle hard". He must have been headbutting other babies all over the place.

— Dream Team (@dreamteamfc) September 29, 2014

Pardew is laying it all on the line tonight! pic.twitter.com/9AuvdHeB0m

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) September 29, 2014

When you see Pardew bring out that f**king pointless notebook… pic.twitter.com/wiONlzOh1j

— Amal (@Amal_27) September 29, 2014

Alan Pardew needs to complete his touchline look with a brolly. #nufc one down. Crouch header. #stokecity

— Simon Bird (@SimonBird_) September 29, 2014

Mike Ashley making throat-slitting gestures at Pardew since that goal went in. He's taking this joke too far now.

— Dream Team (@dreamteamfc) September 29, 2014

There's about an 87% chance that Alan Pardew defiantly urinates on the pitch before this match ends.

— Brooks Peck (@BrooksDT) September 29, 2014

Alan Pardew's really putting my Monday into perspective. pic.twitter.com/qhDR6UeTZH

— Eric Beard (@BeardEric) September 29, 2014

Sponsored by Wonga Pardew needs his players to give 3000% this half.

— Steve?Gööner?Martin (@HarlowGooner) September 29, 2014

Scooby Doo's less confused then Pardew @nufcfans

— Nathan Brown (@SiriusBrown26) September 29, 2014

Meanwhile, Alan Pardew… pic.twitter.com/U54qxC265q

— Not Match of the Day (@NOT_MOTD) September 29, 2014

Today's Pardew Excuse Bingo: -the weather -lack of fitness -difficulty of away matches -Newcastle fans -Monday nights -the World Cup -ISIS

— Jon Hudson (@JonHudsonian) September 29, 2014

Alan Pardew throwing Obertan into the game for the last 20 minutes. pic.twitter.com/fNaJkKmVGB

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) September 29, 2014

Time for some Pardew managerial magic? https://t.co/yNmTfvOUMu

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) September 29, 2014

Jack Colback showing true Geordie spirit by refusing to equalise so Pardew gets sacked.

— (via @JonnyGabriel) (@JonnyGabriel) September 29, 2014

God dammit Pardew! How dare you influence Colback to miss that absolute sitter! #PardewOut

— Luke Elder (@Lukeelder13) September 29, 2014

"@NKroegs @JimmyConrad It's gotta be those alternate blue and green kits they have." I'm pretty sure Pardew will use that as an excuse.

— Jimmy Conrad (@JimmyConrad) September 29, 2014

Alan Pardew demoted following the defeat at Stoke #nufc pic.twitter.com/DiJZYNRcaU

— Paul Smith (@Smudge1962) September 29, 2014

All four sides of the ground singing "you're getting sacked in the morning" at Pardew. #nufc

— Luke Edwards (@LukeEdwardsTele) September 29, 2014

RIP Pardew.

— Mat. (@TheSilvaAssist) September 29, 2014

If Pardew is not sacked tonight, at least it shows that Mike Ashley has a lovely sense of humour.

— Dream Team (@dreamteamfc) September 29, 2014

BREAKING: Pardew to be sacked in the morning. https://t.co/QBpRY6dCl6

— GetYourTipsOut (@GetYourTipsOut) September 29, 2014

Pardew. pic.twitter.com/nnedhTU1VM

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) September 29, 2014