It’s the Adnan Januzaj Nando’s story that’s sweeping the nation! Yes, the Manchester United starlet took a student to Nando’s on a date, turning up in a tracksuit, spending just £18 and making her pay for parking.
Naturally, she blabbed…
JANUZAJ JANUZAJ JANUZAJ! Trackies, 18 quid, she pays for parking? Good lad! #MUFC pic.twitter.com/eXufGgAewC
— Man Utd FC Fan (@ManUtdFC_fan) January 27, 2014
…but the backlash, as we shall now show you, came mostly in her direction…
The best Adnan Januzaj Nando’s jokes
What a lad Januzaj is, pledges his life to United, then takes a bird on a date to Nandos and makes her pay for parking #Myhero
— Lee Kern (@LeeKernn) January 27, 2014
Januzaj taking a bird to nandos and she complains!? Jesus good thing she ain't tried it on with any of the Rangers players then!
— Mikey (@mikeyrfc16) January 27, 2014
Januzaj takes a girl to Nandos on 1st date, making her drive AND pay for parking. She should stick with him, though. He does go down easily.
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) January 27, 2014
Girl : So Adnan your paying for my parking right ?
Januzaj : pic.twitter.com/VwJLGb2Hca
— Yeezus (@Forbesy15) January 27, 2014
If Adnan Januzaj wants to take me to @NandosUK I'd be more than happy. http://t.co/wTcjkuM3Ol
— Sean Noone (@spooneman) January 27, 2014
You live on pot noodles half the year. Nandos with Januzaj is a privilege for you!
— فيضان رسول (@faizanr7) January 27, 2014
And the girl that Januzaj went on the date with, wonder if Adnan saw the shovel she brought to gold dig with
— ' (@letlive_182) January 27, 2014
I wanna tell u, i might as well do, about a boy who wont pay for parking, she wanted Rosso's, he took her Nando's, Januzaj Januzaj Januzaj..
— Rob O'Neill (@robbo2606) January 27, 2014
Waiter: "Would sir like a regular side?"
Januzaj: "No. I'm very happy at United."
— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) January 27, 2014
Waiter: "What would sir like to drink?"
Januzaj: "Can I have a bottomless sprite?"
Waiter: "I'm afraid Cleverley just left."
— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) January 27, 2014
Even some of Januzaj’s fellow pros were getting in on the act…
Nandos was too classy for her! I would of bought her a freddo and sent her packing!! pic.twitter.com/x0sjWmJAdp
— andros townsend (@andros_townsend) January 27, 2014
Made a up story cause she wanted a thigh and she got a leg
— Raheem Sterling (@sterling31) January 27, 2014
Girl if you wanted a extra piece chicken should of just asked
— Raheem Sterling (@sterling31) January 27, 2014
Seems a nice genuine Girl Januzaj took out..
— STEVEN REID (@stevenreid12) January 27, 2014
Just see the Januzaj story, come on now, there is NOTHING wrong with NANDO's on a 1st date 2nd date or even a anniversary. U get me ppl lmao
— daRealAAkinfenwa (@daRealAkinfenwa) January 27, 2014
Adnan Januzaj is my new role model, firstly getting picked up by your date, then making her pay for parking before taking her nandos #LAD
— Gabriel Zakuani (@Gabs50Zakuani) January 27, 2014
Any good Januzaj Nando’s jokes that we missed? Share them with us in the comments bit, downwards!
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