New David Moyes jokes after Manchester United 0-3 Liverpool

The freshest David Moyes jokes as Manchester United concede three penalties and lose by three goals to nil against Liverpool at Old Trafford.

More David Moyes jokes lead to more pressure for Sir Alex Ferguson's successor after Manchester United 0-3 Liverpool
ANOTHER DISASTER: Moyes (Image: Jason Gulledge from Dallas, TX, USA)

The freshest and funniest David Moyes jokes after Manchester United conceded three penalties and lost by three goals to nil against Liverpool at Old Trafford.

UPDATE! The best David Moyes jokes from 0-3 Manchester City defeat

Continuing a running theme of this Premier League season, Sir Alex Ferguson’s successor came under increasing pressure this weekend as his side posed little resistance to the in-form Merseysiders.

Including contributions from none other than Don Hutchison, Joey Barton and (“Hello I’m”) Jeremy Vine, enjoy these latest David Moyes jokes while you can!

'David Moyes, The Chosen One' badges for sale outside Old Trafford today. Hurry, while stocks last! pic.twitter.com/hbE8VTPoMS

— Squawka Football (@Squawka) March 16, 2014

David Moyes has a constant look of being livid about something the council did.

— Craig Robinson (@flipflopflying) March 16, 2014

David Moyes in a Nutshell….. pic.twitter.com/VRsI76dzmL

— Football Vertex (@Football_Vertex) March 16, 2014


— Beijing Red 4 Lyf (@Moyes_Must_Go) March 16, 2014

When Man United fans remember that Moyes signed a 6 year contract. pic.twitter.com/jSolPXEJqs

— Not Match of the Day (@NOT_MOTD) March 16, 2014

Fergie's Ghost is trying to tell Moyes something…. #LFCvsManU #MUFCLFC pic.twitter.com/QVYxjHlt6J

— General Boles (@GeneralBoles) March 16, 2014

David Moyes just gives that Football Manager "Pressure's off, lads; nothing to lose!" team talk every game

— The #SHÖgun (@AshElNegro) March 16, 2014

Moyes has the look of a man who is constantly trying to remember if he locked the back door.

— News Manc (@NewsManc) March 16, 2014

Big Moyes and his boys pic.twitter.com/94wNVlCB78

— Harry (@wroetoshaw) March 16, 2014

2-0 down, Moyes brings on Cleverley. Alex Ferguson's face right now… pic.twitter.com/SfKn0hs9xZ

— Etihad Stadium (@Etihad_Stadium) March 16, 2014

So what's worse than bronze….. wood? #Moyes pic.twitter.com/SxXS2iyBiz

— FUTWIZ (@FUTWIZ) March 16, 2014

David Moyes: Eat ? Sleep ? ? Repeat ? Lose

— Arsenal (@Goonerz1886) March 16, 2014

#Moyes pic.twitter.com/GGIYN4t98T

— Chris Wheatley (@GoonerTalk) March 16, 2014

David Moyes the record breaker! pic.twitter.com/j9ZdJTJcBQ

— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) March 16, 2014

The David Moyes banner in the Liverpool away end at Old Trafford. pic.twitter.com/GkZLgaSOGX

— Transfer Sources (@TransferSources) March 16, 2014

Probably shouldn't score any more – the last thing we want to do is get Moyes sacked!

— LFC Liverpool FC (@Liverpool_FC_) March 16, 2014

David Moyes. pic.twitter.com/xE36YlR3wZ

— Not Match of the Day (@NOT_MOTD) March 16, 2014

Mourinho = The Special One Rodgers = The Chosen One Wenger = The Longest Serving One Moyes = The Having One

— Joseph Barton (@Joey7Barton) March 16, 2014


— Kamiye To You (@jonathanadebayo) March 16, 2014

The Hobbit is remade for Manchester United – after calls for Moyes to hop it pic.twitter.com/W0wWfdpSc4

— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) March 16, 2014

It took Sir Alex Ferguson 25 years to knock Liverpool off their perch. It has taken David Moyes 6 months to knock Man Utd off theirs.

— TheSPORTBible (@TSBible) March 16, 2014

David Moyes pic.twitter.com/MYkQUAHx8l

— GeniusFootball (@GeniusFootball) March 16, 2014

"So Moyes can you explain your teams performance today" Moyes: https://t.co/tz3gcvnA0p

— . (@YesImAPrick) March 16, 2014

In fairness to Moyes, Ferdinand really shored things up at the back for the last few minutes.

— Daniel McDonnell (@McDonnellDan) March 16, 2014

Liverpool's Brendan Rodgers asks one last favour of Man UTD's David Moyes… pic.twitter.com/UnHOZD6VhS

— NOW TV Sport (@NOWTVSport) March 16, 2014

LIVE: David Moyes' press conference…https://t.co/Xguwad1kbI

— Squawka Football (@Squawka) March 16, 2014

Good guy Moyes pic.twitter.com/oz4toTmrP2

— Troll Football (@Troll__Football) March 16, 2014

An artist's impression of David Moyes right now. #MUFC pic.twitter.com/zdLF5LFkPC

— BBC 606 (@bbc606) March 16, 2014

David Moyes: "I thought we played well at times." Yes, from 1986 to 2013.

— Alternative Football (@AltFootball) March 16, 2014

Cheer up Fergie. It's not like you picked Moyes yourself. Oh, wait… #lfc pic.twitter.com/0wVlOFAUfl

— Kop Magazine (@TheKopMagazine) March 16, 2014

Malaysian Airlines MH370 pilots just tweeted "Moyes out, or we kill all the passengers"

— Zar (@unknownsock_zar) March 16, 2014

Van Persie just kicked his water bottle at David Moyes. It missed

— Cheap Januzaj (@cheapjanuzaj) March 16, 2014

David Moyes taking lessons from Brendan Rodgers on how to manage. pic.twitter.com/fobpH4LNAS

— Anyone But United (@AnyoneButUtd) March 16, 2014

Moyes: "They were the better team because they played better than us." #MUFC #assessment

— Shamoon Hafez (@ShamoonHafez) March 16, 2014

"I'll get my coat" #Moyes pic.twitter.com/s364UWrhsH

— Betfair Sportsbook (@Betfair) March 16, 2014

On a scale of 1-10, how enjoyable is it seeing David Moyes ruin United? pic.twitter.com/GkoHIMIGlC

— Sunday League Footy (@SundayChants) March 16, 2014

Q: You've only beaten one team in PL top 9, what does that tell you? Moyes: 'It tells you we aren't doing as well as we should be'

— Sam Wallace (@SamWallaceIndy) March 16, 2014

Even Tesco are laughing at Moyes ?? pic.twitter.com/IfA7PR4vx3

— Rachel Durand (@Rachel_Durand) March 16, 2014

BREAKING: Moyes sacked pic.twitter.com/50TVBxil76

— El Scouse (@elscouse) March 16, 2014

I don't want to Moyes leave under a cloud. Should be a friendly organised to say thanks. He can do a speech. We can call it a sackstimonial.

— Mozferatu (@may26th1999) March 16, 2014

All Loves Moyes pic.twitter.com/6ffG0af5vO

— Football Stuff (@FootbaIIStuff) March 16, 2014

Anyone who doesn't think Moyes has a sense of humour, obviously missed the 76th minute Cleverley substitution…

— Jay (@RFFH) March 16, 2014

Got a little present for Mr Moyes. All the lads chipped in pic.twitter.com/BClCSA5seX

— David De Gea (@DDegea1) March 16, 2014

This live from space prog is?? A lap of planet earth takes 90mins,travelling at 17,000 miles an hour…David moyes brain is spinning as fast.

— Don Hutchison (@donhutch4) March 16, 2014

Moyes, Round & Woods studying notes on the touchline resembled three men trying to assemble an Ikea cupboard…

— Jay (@RFFH) March 16, 2014

How God created Moyes pic.twitter.com/VFKeYnTv1D

— Troll Football (@Troll__Football) March 16, 2014

Really looking forward to the summer when Moyes spend 78 million on Ross Barkley, 32 million on Chamakh and makes Distin captain #mufc

— Gareth Bale (@GarethBale22) March 16, 2014

If Moyes had £100m to spend, he'd buy Baines for £80m and give Cleverley a 7 year contract.

— Football Vertex (@Football_Vertex) March 17, 2014


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