More Sepp Blatter jokes after FIFA re-election

After his re-election as FIFA president for a fifth term, the jokes keep on coming.

The Sepp Blatter jokes won't stop after his re-election as president of FIFA
RE-ELECTED: Blatter (Image: Marcello Casal JR/ABr)

After his re-election as FIFA president for a fifth term, the Sepp Blatter jokes keep on coming.


Most of the Western world watched in despair as challenger Prince Ali withdrew from the contest, despite forcing a second round of voting.

Blatter was duly re-elected and made a rambling victory speech including mentions for God and Allah before concluding:

I am not perfect, nobody is perfect, but we will do a good job together I am sure.

I take the responsibility to bring back Fifa where it should be… Let’s go Fifa! Let’s go Fifa!

Help yourself to even more Sepp Blatter jokes following the FIFA vote:

The piss takes keep on coming… #Blatter #FIFAMAFIA pic.twitter.com/U79o49zZe2

— Terrace Life (@TerraceLife_) May 29, 2015

Blatter infection remains. Sigh.

— Amanda Rykoff (@amandarykoff) May 29, 2015

Blatter now to tell each voter to look under their seats, where they'll find they each have won a free car.

— Ira Winderman (@IraHeatBeat) May 29, 2015

How does Blatter sleep at night? On a mattress filled with dollar bills.

— Spencer FC (@SpencerOwen) May 29, 2015

Blatter namechecks Allah? Haven't we Muslims been through enough?

— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) May 29, 2015

Can't wait for Adidas to do one of their 'There will be haters' ads with Blatter.

— Sport Witness (@Sport_Witness) May 29, 2015

Blatter re-elected!! Great news for Ethiopia who I'm told (hush hush) will be hosting the World Cup in Easter 2026!

— LADexperience (@LADexperience) May 29, 2015

Exclusive look at Sepp Blatter before the FIFA election this morning. pic.twitter.com/C2IYiQBKmb

— SportsNation (@SportsNation) May 29, 2015

Prince Ali pulls out. If only Blatter's Dad had done the same.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) May 29, 2015

Sepp Blatter's Motto pic.twitter.com/quyVaNeVBY

— Troll Football (@Troll__Football) May 29, 2015

Only found out the other day that Blatter is 79, mans still trolling the world at that age.

— Abu Al Baik (@M_Ullah) May 29, 2015

Sepp Blatter: Oh, I'm afraid the shredders will be quite operational when your subpoenas arrive.

— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) May 29, 2015

I think Sepp Blatter was absolutely the right choice to lead FIFA, and anyone who disagrees, hasn't seen my new Rolex yet.

— Richard Osman (@richardosman) May 29, 2015

Never knew a country called "Highest bidder", until Blatter…

— Patrick Obahiagbon (@PObahiagbon) May 29, 2015

That Blatter triumph in full… pic.twitter.com/GGd5LN4TVB

— Ian Mackay Bell (@IanBell1916) May 29, 2015

You call it 'cheating my way to a fifth term amidst FBI investigations, corruption charges and global condemnation'. I call it 'banter'.

— Corrupt Blatter (@Corrupt_Blatter) May 29, 2015

So #Blatter is back. Missed winning the election in the 1st round by just 7 votes, how many people were arrested the other day again?

— Marino Franchitti (@MFranchitti) May 29, 2015

Blatter's strategy of holding Africa and South America and advancing from there is basically how I play Risk.

— Keri (@kerihw) May 29, 2015

Life expectancy males in Switzerland: 79 and 2 months. Blatter's age: 79 years, 1 month, 19 days. @SeppBlatter

— 433 (@by433) May 29, 2015

Sepp Blatter has silenced his critics. By bribing them. #FIFACongress

— Prince Charles (@Charles_HRH) May 29, 2015

I voted for #Blatter today. In unrelated news, Tinpotia is hosting the World Cup in 2030 pic.twitter.com/PJL1InKdYk

— General Maputu (@TinPot_Dictator) May 29, 2015

Blatter is to announce measures to tackle corruption in football straight after Aston Villa's late winner in tomorrow's FA Cup final.

— Peter Smith (@Redpeter99) May 29, 2015

Blatter vows to destroy the Jedi in reelection speech.

— Sean Greene (@seangreene89) May 29, 2015

If only there was an actual photo of Blatter celebrating his win wearing just a cash-necklace. If only… pic.twitter.com/ORdvqmTsqJ

— Danny Kelly (@dannykellywords) May 29, 2015

People who are not allowed to use my en suite ? Chewbacca ? Farage ? Scrappy Doo ? R2D2 ? Blatter

— Trouteyes (@trouteyes) May 29, 2015

Sepp Blatter is my favorite Sacha Baron Cohen character

— Matt Oswalt (@Puddinstrip) May 29, 2015

Blatter. pic.twitter.com/QiyUZjtaLw

— Rudi Borrmann (@DonRudi) May 29, 2015

It Gets Blatter?

— Howler Magazine (@whatahowler) May 29, 2015

The wharves were dark even in the daytime. An overpowering smell of fish announced Blatter's presence like a bad metaphor.

— Laurie Penny (@PennyRed) May 29, 2015

Blatt, Blatter, Blattest. Degrees of sleaze.

— Tom Eaton (@TomEatonSA) May 29, 2015

Sepp Blatter responds to his critics #FIFA pic.twitter.com/jiO9eGSV0Q

— BreatheSport (@BreatheSport) May 29, 2015

Next time try the Mohammed Ali to stop Blatter, not the Prince one

— Tancredi Palmeri (@tancredipalmeri) May 29, 2015

Blatter throwing up gang signs with the mandem pic.twitter.com/4lVh70jMxE

— Aidan (@Aidrianoo) May 29, 2015

Seth Blatter might be old, but he sure has no problems with elections. #soccerdouche

— Soccer Guy (@usasoccerguy) May 29, 2015

Text from FIFA: "Blattered". Awkward. #Blatter

— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) May 29, 2015

He tried so hard, and got so far. But in the end, it doesn’t even Blatter.

— Ollie Connors (@olliexcore) May 29, 2015

Wow, Blatter wins again. The Titanic's passengers give the Captain a vote of thanks, presumably in return for a solid gold Rolex lifeboat.

— Kevin Hunter Day (@kevinhunterday) May 29, 2015

We should send this ninja kid to Sepp Blatter #BGT

— Chris Stark (@Chris_Stark) May 29, 2015

Dw Blatter will be in prison soon anyway

— LiverpoolFC News (@LFCTransferNRS) May 29, 2015

Why Blatter will be ruining world football four more years.. pic.twitter.com/pNi0APtFl5

— CasualUltra.com (@CasualUltra_) May 29, 2015

New Blatter version of Monopoly. Has a Get Out Of Goal Free card….

— Eric Idle (@EricIdle) May 29, 2015

Phew! Sepp Blatter has five more years to root out corruption at FIFA. That's that sorted then.

— Ben Hatch Novelist (@BenHatch) May 29, 2015

Bribes just in: Blatter is re-elected

— Nat's World (@Validate_my_ego) May 29, 2015