More Paul Pogba jokes after United’s defeat at Watford

£89m man fails to inspire Manchester United at Vicarage Road.

The £89m paid by Manchester United yielded more Paul Pogba jokes after their 1-3 defeat to Watford
COST LOTS OF MONEY: Pogba (Image: Images Money)

These are the best of the latest Paul Pogba jokes after Manchester United’s dismal 1-3 defeat to Watford at the weekend.

Considered overrated and overvalued by many, aside from one shot that dipped onto the crossbar, his performance did little to assuage this view.

Supporters are keenly awaiting the day the £89m man proves his worth to the team:

Today is the Day Pogba shuts all his haters up

Remember this tweet pic.twitter.com/R1rME4ApKk

— Rappid Rashford (@RappidRashford) 18 September 2016

But that day did not arrive at Vicarage Road on Sunday and here are the best of the Pogba jokes following the game:

If Paul Pogba was a Beer.. pic.twitter.com/SSHmYakCVI

— BenchWarmers (@BeWarmers) 18 September 2016

"Pogba for 89m, you got to be loco…coulda kept the change and gone for Sissoko" pic.twitter.com/985IBtsEeH

— Mike Sanz (@mikesanz19) 18 September 2016

For £89M Pogba should have saved that

— Joel/JMX ♛ (@JMXFifa) 18 September 2016

Pogba getting ready for the 2nd half. pic.twitter.com/jnEHohGGh4

— Malume (@agadama) 18 September 2016

The ref is having a quick word with Pogba.

"How much did you cost? No, seriously?"

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) 18 September 2016

When you realise you can't buy the league and Pogba looked good with dubstep music in the background. pic.twitter.com/grDAVEKzvb

— – (@AnfieldRd96) 18 September 2016

Gundogan: 1 game 1 goal

Pogba: 5 games 1 yellow card

— SaM (@MesutIsMagic) 18 September 2016


— Wilshoholic (@Wilshoholic) 18 September 2016

When the ball hits your head
And your sat in row Z
That's Paul Pogba

— Walid Arsenal (@1Walid1) 18 September 2016

What a SENSATIONAL pass from Paul Pogba to the Referee #WATMAN pic.twitter.com/dwQV2xnypW

— lazyMedia (@LazyWrita) 18 September 2016

Pogba's season highlights pic.twitter.com/dapJNGantq

— Loco Goose 🇹🇹🇧🇧 (@CrazyGoose) 18 September 2016

pogba and stormzy are a poor mans frimpong and lethal b

— ㅤ (@TrapHouseFu) 18 September 2016

Like I keep saying, Paul Pogba. £89m worth of wank. Totally overrated 👍 pic.twitter.com/zqQsEK5x7D

— Spion Klopp (@Jay_78_) 18 September 2016

@ManUtd fav if you have the same assists than pogba

— daniel. (@DanieI_____) 18 September 2016

I can't believe Deeney scored and dabbed in front of Pogba. So so so insensitive, stealing away the only skill the guy has

— Cameron Giles🇲🇼 (@Jay_SaidIt) 18 September 2016

One is pointless, overpriced, overhyped and guaranteed to go missing.

The other is the new Apple Wireless Ear plugs pic.twitter.com/CVqNU88zMa

— Pie Sports Booze (@piesportsbooze) September 19, 2016

Juventus owner watching Pogba like.. pic.twitter.com/4sWinCgESx

— Babs (@BabatundeCASH) 18 September 2016

Pogba dreams of having the ability of Cheikhou Kouyaté

— Ethan Payne (@Behzinga) 18 September 2016

Pogba to win salon d'or

— doomps (@_dompe) 18 September 2016

AND IT'S POGBAAAAAAAA @WestHam_Central pic.twitter.com/4e0z6hFEXa

— Pogba Highlights (@PogbaHighlights) 18 September 2016

SPOTTED: Jose Mourinho looking for the Paul Pogba receipt like…

— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) 18 September 2016

Pogba he really is a Box to Box Midfielder pic.twitter.com/viLdQIVyNU

— Anthony Mahoney (@AnthonyMahoney3) 18 September 2016

Absolutely brutal from Scholesy on Paul Pogba. pic.twitter.com/ubKHHwwQTY

— GeorgeWeahsCousin (@WeahsCousin) 18 September 2016

Mourinho came into the dressing room shouting at everyone.
I dabbed in front of his face, told him what haircut I'm getting next and left.

— Poor Pogba (@Poor_Pogba) 18 September 2016

Better CM? Retweet for Big Dave
Like for Pogba pic.twitter.com/IclG3hPkza

— Tom (@ClinicalKing) 18 September 2016

What if Juventus sold Man United the wrong Pogba?? pic.twitter.com/4knT2C8yn0

— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) 18 September 2016

Settling down for a film pic.twitter.com/IR2Mlkb4WZ

— Confused Pogba (@ConfusedPogba) 18 September 2016

Leaked Pogba UT card 😍😍😍😍😍😍 pic.twitter.com/whB6yVTzTE

— Sean (@JigglyLFC) 18 September 2016

Delighted to announce I'm starring in a new TV show pic.twitter.com/rmiD68GtdT

— Confused Pogba (@ConfusedPogba) 19 September 2016