
Nicolas Anelka, eh? ‘Kin ‘ell! Or, more to the point, ‘quenelle’ – that’s the controversial gesture which has seen the West Bromwich Albion striker banned for five games, so we got thinking on some football fascism puns in the Frenchman’s (dubious) honour…
(With thanks to Alexei Slater, Lotte Claire Holmes, Neal Clague, Michael Elliott, Toby Kettel, Alex Moore, Ciaran Bradley, Joe Abrams, Skelt Owen Hmrt, David Gottlieb, Garry McNulty, Matt Atherton and Eric Sullivan for their contributions)
Alan Mc-Quenelle-y, ex-Aston Villa and Celtic
Fabian (A)Delph, Aston Villa
Tyrant Mings, Ipswich Town
Samir Nazi, Manchester City
Gael Vichy, Manchester City
Mousa(lini) Dembélé, Tottenham Hotspur
Roberto Martinet, Everton manager
Franco Baresi, ex-AC Milan
Raheem Stalin, Liverpool
Samuel E-Tojo, Chelsea
José Antonio (Primo de Rivera) Reyes, Sevilla
Yakubu (Gowon) Aiyegbeni, ex-Blackburn Rovers, Everton, Middlesbrough and Portsmouth
(András) Kun Agüero, Manchester City
Cheick Tito, Newcastle United
Shola Amin-obi, Newcastle United
Steve (Pol) Potts, ex-West Ham United
Tony Mao-bray, ex-Celtic and Middlesbrough
Christian “Ziege heil!”, ex-Liverpool, Middlesbrough and Tottenham Hotspur
Frank (Third Reich)aard, ex-Holland
Victor Moseley, Liverpool
(Robert Mu)Gabby Agbonlahor, Aston Villa
Dario (Stalin)Gradi, ex-Crewe Alexandra manager
Andy (Nick) Griffin, ex-Newcastle United and Stoke City
Ben (Margaret) Thatcher, ex-Wales
Mikel Dic-teta, Arsenal
John (totali)Terry(an), Chelsea
Jens Lebensraum, ex-Arsenal, known to Dachau-t of his box)
Anyone who plays on the right wing
HAVE YOUR SAY: Can you think of any football fascism puns we missed?