Football chicken puns inspired by Januzaj Nando’s date

Including Peri Groves, Jordan Henderson, Chick Tiote and many more.

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Hen… Derson (Image: Thegreenj)

It’s the Adnan Januzaj Nando’s date that’s got everyone talking…and it’s inspired Football Burp to come up with a bunch of football chicken puns, for your delectation/aggravation.

Seems the Manchester United starlet took a date for a meal at Nando’s worth a whopping £18 of his reported £30,000 a week salary – not only that, but he turned up in a tracksuit and even made her pay for the parking.

So, you know…we got punning.


Now, on with our very own home-cooked football chicken puns inspired by the Adnan Januzaj Nando’s date:

Peri Groves, Arsenal

Francis Coq au vin, Arsenal

Jordan Henderson, Liverpool

Robbie Fowler

Chick Tiote, Newcastle United

Leon Legge, Gillingham

Peter Odemwingie, Cardiff City

George Breast, ex-Manchester United

Bill Shank Lay, former Liverpool manager

Brian Cluck, former Derby County and Nottingham Forest manager

Vergard Egg-em, ex-Liverpool

Ian Shelley, ex-Arsenal

Dexter Blackstock, Nottingham Forest

Battery Sagna, Arsenal

Angel (free) Range-l, Swansea City

David Featherall, ex-Bradford City and Leeds United

Ronny Roastenthal, ex-Liverpool, Tottenham Hotspur and Watford

Andre Beakey, ex-Burnley, Middlesbrough and Reading

Marco Roost, Borussia Dortmund

Ben Hatcher, ex-Manchester City, Millwall, Tottenham Hotspur, Wimbledon and Wales

KFC Keller, ex-Leicester City, Millwall, Tottenham Hotspur and United States

William Gallus, ex-Arsenal, Chelsea and Tottenham Hotspur

And, of course…

FerNando’s Torres, Chelsea