It’s the Adnan Januzaj Nando’s date that’s got everyone talking…and it’s inspired Football Burp to come up with a bunch of football chicken puns, for your delectation/aggravation.
Seems the Manchester United starlet took a date for a meal at Nando’s worth a whopping £18 of his reported £30,000 a week salary – not only that, but he turned up in a tracksuit and even made her pay for the parking.
So, you know…we got punning.
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Now, on with our very own home-cooked football chicken puns inspired by the Adnan Januzaj Nando’s date:
Peri Groves, Arsenal
Francis Coq au vin, Arsenal
Jordan Henderson, Liverpool
Robbie Fowler
Chick Tiote, Newcastle United
Leon Legge, Gillingham
Peter Odemwingie, Cardiff City
George Breast, ex-Manchester United
Bill Shank Lay, former Liverpool manager
Brian Cluck, former Derby County and Nottingham Forest manager
Vergard Egg-em, ex-Liverpool
Ian Shelley, ex-Arsenal
Dexter Blackstock, Nottingham Forest
Battery Sagna, Arsenal
Angel (free) Range-l, Swansea City
David Featherall, ex-Bradford City and Leeds United
Ronny Roastenthal, ex-Liverpool, Tottenham Hotspur and Watford
Andre Beakey, ex-Burnley, Middlesbrough and Reading
Marco Roost, Borussia Dortmund
Ben Hatcher, ex-Manchester City, Millwall, Tottenham Hotspur, Wimbledon and Wales
KFC Keller, ex-Leicester City, Millwall, Tottenham Hotspur and United States
William Gallus, ex-Arsenal, Chelsea and Tottenham Hotspur
And, of course…
FerNando’s Torres, Chelsea
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