Even more #DeadlineDay jokes as boredom sets in

Sky Sports News continue valiant struggle to make the day sound in any way exciting.

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Even more #DeadlineDay jokes lovingly hand-picked from Twitter to illustrate Sky Sports News’s valiant struggle to make this deadline day sound in any way exciting.


Yes folks, here are even more #DeadlineDay jokes…

#DeadlineDay is huge today. Massive moves across the league. If it isn't John Walters, it's Glen Murray. Can't keep up with this madness

— Gary (@Garehh_) September 1, 2015

The movement that inspired change…#DeadlineDay #SkyDeadlineDay #DildoInYourEar #BadDayOnTheJob pic.twitter.com/Di43CoYM1q

— FootballFacts101 (@FootballFact101) September 1, 2015

When you come back from the shop & your dog's pretending to be Harry Redknapp #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/VRVHcipSce

— BreatheSport (@BreatheSport) September 1, 2015

It's going to get pretty desperate for #MUFC if the Martial deal doesn't go through…#DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/MzFF7xjpvK

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) September 1, 2015

The only explanation for Man Utd's transfer activity is that van Gaal quite fancies himself up front or in goal. #DeadlineDay

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) September 1, 2015

Clubs up and down the country working to bring in players on #DeadlineDay. Meanwhile at Arsenal pic.twitter.com/lrdhpmphLi

— BreatheSport (@BreatheSport) September 1, 2015

We’ve planned the journey from #Heathrow to the Emirates for @Arsenal’s new striker…if one ever arrives #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/YFyMVzt90Z

— Heathrow Airport (@HeathrowAirport) September 1, 2015

Waiting at the airport to pick up someone who could make some people very happy #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/wCy17dnded

— Addison Lee (@AddisonLeeCabs) September 1, 2015

Spotted this in an @AddisonLeeCabs outside Gatwick Airport! Looks like someone is getting Stones #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/OvTHCXolEr

— Football101 (@Football101blog) September 1, 2015

#DeadlineDay Thrown Into Jeopardy As Harry Redknapp Attacked By Wind-Assisted Gazebo (Video) http://t.co/Uk739NIzkj pic.twitter.com/XU9EFand4L

— Who Ate All The Pies (@waatpies) September 1, 2015

Jim White with very strategic placing of his tie for this very weird photo. #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/dsWqYhxWxb

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) September 1, 2015

The temporary loan deal of 3,000 comedians to Edinburgh has been ended due to impossibly high wage demands #DeadlineDay #EdFringe

— Kevin Hunter Day (@kevinhunterday) September 1, 2015

shall i do the "couldn't agree personal terms with Bargain Hunt" tweet i do every #DeadlineDay or just let it go?

— Max Rushden (@maxrushden) September 1, 2015

The fact that the BBC is using FM 'experts' in their #DeadlineDay coverage gives me hope

— Anthony DeAngelo (@anthonydeangelo) September 1, 2015

"He took Bart too? THAT WASN'T PART OF OUR DEAL, BLACKHEART! THAT WASN'T PART!" #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/znAOuOX4yq

— SimpsonsQOTD (@SimpsonsQOTD) September 1, 2015