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In the Wrong City of the Weekend
Phil Neville, Manchester United coach
Morning run done down the banks of the river Tyne-Sunderland later 17.30ko have a great day troops
— phil neville18 (@fizzer18) October 5, 2013
In Need of a Proper Catch-Up of the Weekend
Yaya Touré and Arouna Koné, Ivory Coast
Avec Arouna Kone, la star de Wigan #teamorangeblancvert# pic.twitter.com/eIgnfizgJ3
— yaya toure (@Toure_yaya42) October 6, 2013
Jermaine Pedant says… Il est la star d’Everton maintenant, Yaya. Vous avez joué contre lui hier!
I told you as much on Twitter and it appears that you have since deleted the tweet. Consider yourself suitably chastened.
Self-Defense of the Weekend
Jack Wilshere, Arsenal
— Jack Wilshere (@JackWilshere) October 4, 2013
But for the record….I don't smoke!
— Jack Wilshere (@JackWilshere) October 4, 2013
Self-Satisfaction of the Weekend
Miles Jacobson, Sports Interactive (makers of Football Manager)
All the amazement on Twitter about Januzaj tonight shows you which journo/pundits should spend more time playing FM ;) #FM13calledit
— Miles Jacobson (@milesSI) October 5, 2013
Prediction of the Weekend
Danny Baker
This Januzaj is classy player. Mark my words. In 5 years he'll score against Man U for Barca in Champions League & won't celebrate the goal.
— Danny Baker (@prodnose) October 5, 2013
Pundit of the Weekend
Russell Brand
That Januzaj looks like he should've been holding an adult player's hand as he walked out. Or he could've been in that lesbian band tattoo.
— Russell Brand (@rustyrockets) October 5, 2013
Why is Suarez bringing his baby out? For a snack? #MOTD
— Russell Brand (@rustyrockets) October 5, 2013
Suggestion of the Weekend
Rodney Marsh, ex-Queens Park Rangers, to record-breaking QPR goalkeeper Robert Green
@Robert1Green >why don't you sign 10 of your GK shirts & donate them to charity. Number them '1 of10' '2 of10' etc. #record #QPR
— Rodney Marsh (@RodneyMarsh10) October 6, 2013
Stats of the Weekend
Spurs had conceded 3 goals in 1287 minutes immediately prior to conceding 3 in 13 against West Ham #spurs #whufc
— Jim Proudfoot (@JimProudfoot) October 6, 2013
3 goals in 13 minutes for West Ham. Their previous 3 away goals in the league had been scored over an 879-minute spell
— Jim Proudfoot (@JimProudfoot) October 6, 2013
Novelty of the Weekend
As spotted by Sammy Ameobi, Newcastle United
Beautiful day in Cardiff
— Samuel Ameobi (@Sammy_Ameobi) October 4, 2013
Handiwork of the Weekend
As spotted by Gabriel Zakuani, Peterborough United
Just about to watch my boy play football, I think the groundsman is still drunk from last night #LAD #grassroots pic.twitter.com/8gwD5UfRdt
— Gabriel Zakuani (@Gabs50Zakuani) October 6, 2013
Zing! of the Weekend
Chris Casper, ex-Manchester United and Reading
Mickey Quinn on @talkSPORT "jonny Murtough's won more classics than I've had hot dinners-not sure jonny Murtough has won a million classics
— Chris Casper (@ChrisCasper1) October 5, 2013
Loving Husband of the Weekend
Darren Huckerby, ex-Coventry City, Leeds United, Manchester City and Norwich City
Just heard Mrs Hucks to herself while putting on Make up" just want that fresh faced look" that horse bolted along time ago love! #Botox
— Darren Huckerby (@hucks6dh6) October 6, 2013
Can't believe Mrs Hucks has sent me out to get her a McDonalds for #Xfactor it's not the answer love! pic.twitter.com/3rgueCQgQ1
— Darren Huckerby (@hucks6dh6) October 6, 2013
Bad Grammar of the Weekend
Leroy Lita, Swansea City
This guys are still going I must of hurt their feeling
— Leroy Lita (@LeroyLita8) October 4, 2013
Jermaine Pedant says… See me.
Attire of the Weekend
Ian Bishop, ex-West Ham United
Surf's up !!! pic.twitter.com/cqk4KhLtzB
— Ian Bishop (@BishBlueHammer) October 4, 2013
Those were our Tweets of the Weekend. Tune in on Friday for our Tweets of the Week!