Tweets of the Weekend: Wilshere, Touré, Neville, Russell Brand and more!

Our tweeters include Smokin' Jack Wilshere, Yaya Touré, Phil Neville, Russell Brand and more!

Wonky pitch
Groundsman of the year, eh? (Image: Twitter / Gabriel Zakuani)

Our Tweets of the Weekend are brought to you in association with that energy drink that you suspect might be poisonous…

In the Wrong City of the Weekend

Phil Neville, Manchester United coach

Morning run done down the banks of the river Tyne-Sunderland later 17.30ko have a great day troops

— phil neville18 (@fizzer18) October 5, 2013

In Need of a Proper Catch-Up of the Weekend

Yaya Touré and Arouna Koné, Ivory Coast

Avec Arouna Kone, la star de Wigan #teamorangeblancvert# pic.twitter.com/eIgnfizgJ3

— yaya toure (@Toure_yaya42) October 6, 2013

Jermaine PedantJermaine Pedant says… Il est la star d’Everton maintenant, Yaya. Vous avez joué contre lui hier!

I told you as much on Twitter and it appears that you have since deleted the tweet. Consider yourself suitably chastened.

Self-Defense of the Weekend

Jack Wilshere, Arsenal


— Jack Wilshere (@JackWilshere) October 4, 2013

But for the record….I don't smoke!

— Jack Wilshere (@JackWilshere) October 4, 2013

Self-Satisfaction of the Weekend

Miles Jacobson, Sports Interactive (makers of Football Manager)

All the amazement on Twitter about Januzaj tonight shows you which journo/pundits should spend more time playing FM ;) #FM13calledit

— Miles Jacobson (@milesSI) October 5, 2013

Prediction of the Weekend

Danny Baker

This Januzaj is classy player. Mark my words. In 5 years he'll score against Man U for Barca in Champions League & won't celebrate the goal.

— Danny Baker (@prodnose) October 5, 2013

Pundit of the Weekend

Russell Brand

That Januzaj looks like he should've been holding an adult player's hand as he walked out. Or he could've been in that lesbian band tattoo.

— Russell Brand (@rustyrockets) October 5, 2013

Why is Suarez bringing his baby out? For a snack? #MOTD

— Russell Brand (@rustyrockets) October 5, 2013

Suggestion of the Weekend

Rodney Marsh, ex-Queens Park Rangers, to record-breaking QPR goalkeeper Robert Green

@Robert1Green >why don't you sign 10 of your GK shirts & donate them to charity. Number them '1 of10' '2 of10' etc. #record #QPR

— Rodney Marsh (@RodneyMarsh10) October 6, 2013

Stats of the Weekend

Spurs had conceded 3 goals in 1287 minutes immediately prior to conceding 3 in 13 against West Ham #spurs #whufc

— Jim Proudfoot (@JimProudfoot) October 6, 2013

3 goals in 13 minutes for West Ham. Their previous 3 away goals in the league had been scored over an 879-minute spell

— Jim Proudfoot (@JimProudfoot) October 6, 2013

Novelty of the Weekend

As spotted by Sammy Ameobi, Newcastle United

Beautiful day in Cardiff

— Samuel Ameobi (@Sammy_Ameobi) October 4, 2013

Handiwork of the Weekend

As spotted by Gabriel Zakuani, Peterborough United

Just about to watch my boy play football, I think the groundsman is still drunk from last night #LAD #grassroots pic.twitter.com/8gwD5UfRdt

— Gabriel Zakuani (@Gabs50Zakuani) October 6, 2013

Zing! of the Weekend

Chris Casper, ex-Manchester United and Reading

Mickey Quinn on @talkSPORT "jonny Murtough's won more classics than I've had hot dinners-not sure jonny Murtough has won a million classics

— Chris Casper (@ChrisCasper1) October 5, 2013

Loving Husband of the Weekend

Darren Huckerby, ex-Coventry City, Leeds United, Manchester City and Norwich City

Just heard Mrs Hucks to herself while putting on Make up" just want that fresh faced look" that horse bolted along time ago love! #Botox

— Darren Huckerby (@hucks6dh6) October 6, 2013

Can't believe Mrs Hucks has sent me out to get her a McDonalds for #Xfactor it's not the answer love! pic.twitter.com/3rgueCQgQ1

— Darren Huckerby (@hucks6dh6) October 6, 2013

Bad Grammar of the Weekend

Leroy Lita, Swansea City

This guys are still going I must of hurt their feeling

— Leroy Lita (@LeroyLita8) October 4, 2013

Jermaine PedantJermaine Pedant says… See me.

Attire of the Weekend

Ian Bishop, ex-West Ham United

Surf's up !!! pic.twitter.com/cqk4KhLtzB

— Ian Bishop (@BishBlueHammer) October 4, 2013

Those were our Tweets of the Weekend. Tune in on Friday for our Tweets of the Week!