Tweets of the Weekend: Townsend England debut, Edgar Davids thuggery and more!

Andros Townsend England debut! Edgar Davids thuggery! Sørensen Coke can! Snappy Cameroon nickname! Is it Tweets of the Weekend? It isn't not.

Thomas Sorensen Coke can
Sørensen is blessed with a can-do attitude (Image: Twitter/Thomas Sørensen)

Andros Townsend England debut! Edgar Davids thuggery! Thomas Sørensen Coke can! Snappy Cameroon nickname! Is it Tweets of the Weekend? It isn’t not.

Take it away, various football types…

“Not Pictured: Y, M and A” of the Weekend

Andros Townsend, England and Tottenham Hostpur

@andros_townsend goes close. #THFC pic.twitter.com/vb9G23EsZe

— Addicted to Spurs (@AddictedtoSpurs) October 11, 2013

Last Laugh of the Weekend

Paul Hayward, Daily Telegraph

Football 365 must be very proud of this piece sneering at my suggestion that Andros Townsend should start tonight http://t.co/BT6M562WjT

— Paul Hayward (@_PaulHayward) October 11, 2013

Apocalyptic Vision of the Weekend

Stan Collymore, talkSPORT

How weird is Saturday without football? This could be what armagedon feels like. A desolate landscape of mowing the lawn/shopping/visiting.

— Stan Collymore (@StanCollymore) October 12, 2013

Thug of the Weekend

Edgar Davids, Barnet player-manager, who was sent off for elbowing Wrexham’s Stephen Wright

Edgar davids should be ashamed of himself. Wrighty needs a skin graft in his mouth the hole is that big pic.twitter.com/C4nSHHz8zz

— David Artell (@owngoaltax) October 13, 2013

Snappy Nickname

The Indomitable Lions of Cameroon

@ Paris Orly Airport On my way to Tunis on International duty. Go Indomitable Lions of Cameroon. #WC2014 pic.twitter.com/8kKvlmjpkj

— Samuel Eto'o (@setoo9) October 11, 2013

Miscalculated Haiku of the Weekend

Michael Carrick, Manchester United

Love watching #thelions Great viewing… Inspirational stuff!!!!! Some of the best speeches you'll hear. These boys are machines

— Michael Carrick (@carras16) October 10, 2013

Subversiveness of the Weekend

Louis Saha, ex-Everton, Fulham and Manchester United

Sometimes I dress like a gangster with a reverse hat on but I properly speak and be polite by opening or holding doors 2peoples. Clichéfight

— louis saha (@louissaha08) October 11, 2013

Despair of the Weekend

Darren Eadie, ex-Leicester City and Norwich City

The future of English football in the hands of Danny Mills……..really, really?

— Darren Eadie (@eadie11) October 10, 2013

Artist of the Weekend

Thomas Sørensen, Stoke City

Just finished my coke can painting. First the picture from early in the process which i posted last week… pic.twitter.com/XO3hfhiFSo

— Thomas Sorensen (@TSorensen1) October 13, 2013

Islanders of the Weekend

Matt Le Tissier, Guernsey and Graeme Le Saux, Jersey

Now off to guernsey to see @MitchLeTiss42 and @KeeleighLeTiss_ and devour my mums Sunday roast #yum

— Matt Le Tissier (@mattletiss7) October 13, 2013

@mattletiss7 @MitchLeTiss42 @KeeleighLeTiss_ Do not, I repeat do not flush the toilet as you fly over Jersey!!

— Graeme le Saux (@graemelesaux14) October 13, 2013

@graemelesaux14 @MitchLeTiss42 @KeeleighLeTiss_ that would be taking the p**s surely

— Matt Le Tissier (@mattletiss7) October 13, 2013

Track-Down of the Weekend

The Football Ramble podcast and Shaun Teale, ex-Aston Villa and Bournemouth

Hey @ShaunTeale, is that really you? Of moustache and 1994 Coca Cola Cup fame?

— The Football Ramble (@FootballRamble) October 10, 2013

@FootballRamble yes its me

— shaun teale (@ShaunTeale) October 10, 2013

.@ShaunTeale loved that Villa 93-94 season. Great memories! What do you think about Harry Redknapp?

— The Football Ramble (@FootballRamble) October 10, 2013

@FootballRamble I seem to of played for a pair of managers who need to make things up to sell a book#atkinson/redknapp

— shaun teale (@ShaunTeale) October 10, 2013

@ShaunTeale what stuff has Redknapp made up?

— The Football Ramble (@FootballRamble) October 10, 2013

@FootballRamble he says my wife tried to run him over the truth is my wife didnt learn to drive till years later

— shaun teale (@ShaunTeale) October 10, 2013

Those were our Tweets of the Weekend. Tune in on Friday for our Tweets of the Week!