Tweets of the Weekend! Get yer Tweets of the Weekend!
Fiveferrapaaahhhnd!
Chant of the Weekend
AC Milan fans
Milan's fans stand singing:"You sh*** players have broken our balls,we are coming with the sticks"
— Tancredi Palmeri (@tancredipalmeri) November 2, 2013
Cripes.
Zing! of the Weekend
Could be worse for Norwich, at least their fans don't have to take off their other glove to count the goals
— Etihad Stadium (@Etihad_Stadium) November 2, 2013
Zing! of the Weekend II
The true skill of Aaron Ramsey's goal yesterday was the fact he managed to get the ball round Kolo Toure's arse
— 1886Gunners (@Timbo_Slice1991) November 3, 2013
Hyperbole of the Weekend
Mesut Özil, Arsenal
That was Football in formula 1 speed. It's wonderful to be a gunner. Thanks all.
— Mesut Özil (@MesutOzil1088) November 2, 2013
Biblical Reference of the Weekend
Darren Byfield, Tamworth
Only way Liverpool would have won that game is if the Moses that they brought on was the 1 from the bible #DefenceWasNotParted
— darrenbyfield (@darrenbyfield) November 2, 2013
Holiday Snap of the Weekend
I think it was sunny at Goodison Park today… pic.twitter.com/DPRwy9jB2s
— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) November 3, 2013
Friendship of the Weekend
Paul Dummett, Newcastle United and Dec, Ant and Dec
“@antanddec: @PaulDummett congrats pal, great day all round! D” thanks mate. Hope your well
— Paul Dummett (@PaulDummett) November 2, 2013
Impotent Rage of the Weekend
Nottingham Forest fan Jonno Reilly
So how did November start for your team then? Anything in particular you want me and Steve to discuss tonight? #FLS
— Manish Bhasin (@_manishbhasin) November 2, 2013
@_manishbhasin Fuck off
— Jonno Reilly (@Jonno_C_Reilly) November 2, 2013
“@Jonno_C_Reilly: @_manishbhasin Fuck off”> Not a good day then I'm guessing?
— Manish Bhasin (@_manishbhasin) November 2, 2013
Amusing Bandits of the Weekend
Those known to Roberto Soldado, Tottenham Hotspur
Estos graciosos ladrones,os desean una buena noche/These funny thieves wish you a good night ;) pic.twitter.com/95VZ4od1uR
— Roberto Soldado (@R9Soldado) November 2, 2013
Illustrative Photography of the Weekend
Rafael van der Vaart, Hamburg
This morning I watched my son play indoor soccer. Great to see how much fun Damian and his teammates were having! pic.twitter.com/ZgHKCSOS4A
— Rafael van der Vaart (@rafvdvaart) November 3, 2013
Not pictured: Damian and his teammates having fun.
Lad of the Weekend
Jordan Graham, Aston Villa
A lot of gyal are dressing up tonight to try and be scary. Instead, just go out natural with no make up. That'll scare a few people trust me
— Jordan Graham (@jordandakid) November 2, 2013
Dubious Nutritional Advice of the Weekend
Craig Davies, Bolton Wanderers
You need 7 to 8 tins of tuna a day
— Princy (@Craig28Davies) November 2, 2013
Double Negative of the Weekend
Marvin Morgan, Plymouth Argyle
No one on #XFactor should NEVER sing a Michael Jackson song
— Marvin Morgan (@MarvinNMorgan) November 2, 2013
Weekend of the Weekend
Michel Salgado, ex-Blackburn Rovers and Real Madrid, who played volleyball with Diego Maradona
What a privilege pic.twitter.com/ASycmgQj0g
— Michel Salgado (@TheRealSalgado) November 3, 2013
Those were our Tweets of the Weekend. Tune in on Friday for our Tweets of the Week!