Tweets of the Weekend: Özil, Soldado, van der Vaart and more!

Including contributions from Mesut Özil, Roberto Soldado, Rafael van der Vaart and more!

Playing volleyball with Diego Maradona
Another day, another volleyball session with Maradona… (Image: Twitter/Michel Salgado)

Tweets of the Weekend! Get yer Tweets of the Weekend!


Chant of the Weekend

AC Milan fans

Milan's fans stand singing:"You sh*** players have broken our balls,we are coming with the sticks"

— Tancredi Palmeri (@tancredipalmeri) November 2, 2013


Zing! of the Weekend

Could be worse for Norwich, at least their fans don't have to take off their other glove to count the goals

— Etihad Stadium (@Etihad_Stadium) November 2, 2013

Zing! of the Weekend II

The true skill of Aaron Ramsey's goal yesterday was the fact he managed to get the ball round Kolo Toure's arse

— 1886Gunners (@Timbo_Slice1991) November 3, 2013

Hyperbole of the Weekend

Mesut Özil, Arsenal

That was Football in formula 1 speed. It's wonderful to be a gunner. Thanks all.

— Mesut Özil (@MesutOzil1088) November 2, 2013

Biblical Reference of the Weekend

Darren Byfield, Tamworth

Only way Liverpool would have won that game is if the Moses that they brought on was the 1 from the bible #DefenceWasNotParted

— darrenbyfield (@darrenbyfield) November 2, 2013

Holiday Snap of the Weekend

I think it was sunny at Goodison Park today… pic.twitter.com/DPRwy9jB2s

— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) November 3, 2013

Friendship of the Weekend

Paul Dummett, Newcastle United and Dec, Ant and Dec

@antanddec: @PaulDummett congrats pal, great day all round! D” thanks mate. Hope your well

— Paul Dummett (@PaulDummett) November 2, 2013

Impotent Rage of the Weekend

Nottingham Forest fan Jonno Reilly

So how did November start for your team then? Anything in particular you want me and Steve to discuss tonight? #FLS

— Manish Bhasin (@_manishbhasin) November 2, 2013

@_manishbhasin Fuck off

— Jonno Reilly (@Jonno_C_Reilly) November 2, 2013

@Jonno_C_Reilly: @_manishbhasin Fuck off”> Not a good day then I'm guessing?

— Manish Bhasin (@_manishbhasin) November 2, 2013

Amusing Bandits of the Weekend

Those known to Roberto Soldado, Tottenham Hotspur

Estos graciosos ladrones,os desean una buena noche/These funny thieves wish you a good night ;) pic.twitter.com/95VZ4od1uR

— Roberto Soldado (@R9Soldado) November 2, 2013

Illustrative Photography of the Weekend

Rafael van der Vaart, Hamburg

This morning I watched my son play indoor soccer. Great to see how much fun Damian and his teammates were having! pic.twitter.com/ZgHKCSOS4A

— Rafael van der Vaart (@rafvdvaart) November 3, 2013

Not pictured: Damian and his teammates having fun.

Lad of the Weekend

Jordan Graham, Aston Villa

A lot of gyal are dressing up tonight to try and be scary. Instead, just go out natural with no make up. That'll scare a few people trust me

— Jordan Graham (@jordandakid) November 2, 2013

Dubious Nutritional Advice of the Weekend

Craig Davies, Bolton Wanderers

You need 7 to 8 tins of tuna a day

— Princy (@Craig28Davies) November 2, 2013

Double Negative of the Weekend

Marvin Morgan, Plymouth Argyle

No one on #XFactor should NEVER sing a Michael Jackson song

— Marvin Morgan (@MarvinNMorgan) November 2, 2013

Weekend of the Weekend

Michel Salgado, ex-Blackburn Rovers and Real Madrid, who played volleyball with Diego Maradona

What a privilege pic.twitter.com/ASycmgQj0g

— Michel Salgado (@TheRealSalgado) November 3, 2013

Those were our Tweets of the Weekend. Tune in on Friday for our Tweets of the Week!