Football Tweets of the Weekend! Write your own snappy intro…
Privilege of the Weekend
Rio Ferdinand, Manchester United
Seriously…..my toilet in my room has a heated seat….sleepy no.2!!!
— Rio Ferdinand (@rioferdy5) July 14, 2013
Expert Analysis of the Weekend
Joey Barton, Queens Park Rangers
Am I the only athlete that hasn't take steroids. They are fucking all at it. Cheating bastards. #allnatural
— Joseph Barton (@Joey7Barton) July 14, 2013
CHORTLE! and/or Commentator Humour of the Weekend
Guy Mowbray, BBC
Arsenal to go to £35m for 1 player? Come on, it's not you in there is it Arsene? You've been cloned by aliens. It's that or heatstroke
— Guy Mowbray (@Guymowbray) July 15, 2013
Been Living in Lancashire Too Long of the Weekend
Joleon Lescott, Manchester City
En route to Jo'Bury for our first game. Training has been though but nothing is like the 1st game back.
— Joleon Lescott (@JoleonLescott) July 13, 2013
Just landed and seen the mistake in my last tweet. Meant Jo'Burg obviously.
— Joleon Lescott (@JoleonLescott) July 13, 2013
Rubbing It In of the Weekend
Peter Schmeichel, ex-Manchester United
Not in the premiership: Leeds, Derby, Middlesbrough, Leicester, Sheffield Wed, Coventry,Wimbledon, Charlton, Blackburn, Nottingham Forrest
— Peter Schmeichel (@Pschmeichel1) July 14, 2013
Dubious Anecdote of the Weekend
Chris Kamara, Sky Sports
Great night Sting live in Tivoli Gardens Copenhagen last night, stood next 2him in the hotel lift & he said don't stand so close to me HaHa
— Chris Kamara (@chris_kammy) July 14, 2013
Absent Bacon-Lover of the Weekend
Gerhard Tremmel, Swansea City
Breakfast without @GerryTremmel criticising my bacon rolls isn't quite the same!! #manlovesbacon
— michael eames (@kitman_swans) July 14, 2013
Strange Turn of the Weekend
Sky Sports News
Want drama? Want excitement? Want fish? We've all the latest news from Fish-O-Mania XX International throughout the day on #ssn #FishOMania
— Sky Sports News (@SkySportsNews) July 14, 2013
Keen Learner of the Weekend
Grant McCann, Peterborough United
I'm not a cricket fan and don't know the rules but I'm watching the ashes someone explain to me what's going on?
— Grant mccann (@grantmccann11) July 14, 2013
Research of the Weekend
Max Rushden, Soccer AM
Urgent. In jenga, how long can you wait between goes? Ie if its teetering, does the next player just wait or must he try and go??
— Max Rushden (@maxrushden) July 13, 2013
Misspent Youth of the Weekend
Various Arsenal players
Bit of Fifa last night with the lads! Me and theo won obviously! pic.twitter.com/ebNjJrYUmm
— Jack Wilshere (@JackWilshere) July 13, 2013
Jermaine Pedant says… Theo and I.
Tune in on Friday for our Tweets of the Week!