Tweets of the Weekend: Lescott, Ferdinand, Schmeichel and more!

Our tweets of the weekend include contributions from Joleon Lescott, Rio Ferdinand, Peter Schmeichel, Joey Barton, Chris Kamara and Guy Mowbray.

Arsenal FIFA session
Shouldn’t you guys be playing Jenga or something? (Image: @JackWilshere / Twitter)

Football Tweets of the Weekend! Write your own snappy intro…

Privilege of the Weekend

Rio Ferdinand, Manchester United

Seriously…..my toilet in my room has a heated seat….sleepy no.2!!!

— Rio Ferdinand (@rioferdy5) July 14, 2013

Expert Analysis of the Weekend

Joey Barton, Queens Park Rangers

Am I the only athlete that hasn't take steroids. They are fucking all at it. Cheating bastards. #allnatural

— Joseph Barton (@Joey7Barton) July 14, 2013

CHORTLE! and/or Commentator Humour of the Weekend

Guy Mowbray, BBC

Arsenal to go to £35m for 1 player? Come on, it's not you in there is it Arsene? You've been cloned by aliens. It's that or heatstroke

— Guy Mowbray (@Guymowbray) July 15, 2013

Been Living in Lancashire Too Long of the Weekend

Joleon Lescott, Manchester City

En route to Jo'Bury for our first game. Training has been though but nothing is like the 1st game back.

— Joleon Lescott (@JoleonLescott) July 13, 2013

Just landed and seen the mistake in my last tweet. Meant Jo'Burg obviously.

— Joleon Lescott (@JoleonLescott) July 13, 2013

Rubbing It In of the Weekend

Peter Schmeichel, ex-Manchester United

Not in the premiership: Leeds, Derby, Middlesbrough, Leicester, Sheffield Wed, Coventry,Wimbledon, Charlton, Blackburn, Nottingham Forrest

— Peter Schmeichel (@Pschmeichel1) July 14, 2013

Dubious Anecdote of the Weekend

Chris Kamara, Sky Sports

Great night Sting live in Tivoli Gardens Copenhagen last night, stood next 2him in the hotel lift & he said don't stand so close to me HaHa

— Chris Kamara (@chris_kammy) July 14, 2013

Absent Bacon-Lover of the Weekend

Gerhard Tremmel, Swansea City

Breakfast without @GerryTremmel criticising my bacon rolls isn't quite the same!! #manlovesbacon

— michael eames (@kitman_swans) July 14, 2013

Strange Turn of the Weekend

Sky Sports News

Want drama? Want excitement? Want fish? We've all the latest news from Fish-O-Mania XX International throughout the day on #ssn #FishOMania

— Sky Sports News (@SkySportsNews) July 14, 2013

Keen Learner of the Weekend

Grant McCann, Peterborough United

I'm not a cricket fan and don't know the rules but I'm watching the ashes someone explain to me what's going on?

— Grant mccann (@grantmccann11) July 14, 2013

Research of the Weekend

Max Rushden, Soccer AM

Urgent. In jenga, how long can you wait between goes? Ie if its teetering, does the next player just wait or must he try and go??

— Max Rushden (@maxrushden) July 13, 2013

Misspent Youth of the Weekend

Various Arsenal players

Bit of Fifa last night with the lads! Me and theo won obviously! pic.twitter.com/ebNjJrYUmm

— Jack Wilshere (@JackWilshere) July 13, 2013

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Tune in on Friday for our Tweets of the Week!