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Tweets of the Weekend: Bale debut goal, Ronaldo contract, Ashley Young dive and more!

All this and a world-class merk administered on Piers Morgan by Rio Ferdinand.

Cristiano Ronaldo takes on Gareth Bale
Ronaldo takes on Baleeeeee (Image: Alejandro Ramos)

Gareth Bale debut goal! Cristiano Ronaldo contract signing! Ashley Young dive! All these topics, and more, adorn our footballicious tweets of the weekend…

Dr Strangelove Reenactment of the Weekend

Real Madrid

.@Cristiano renewing his contract with Real Madrid #realmadrid pic.twitter.com/KL04wupX6o

— Real Madrid C.F. (@realmadriden) September 15, 2013

Gareth Bale Tweets of the Weekend

Luke Shaw, Southampton

Baleeeee!

— Luke Shaw (@Luke_shaw3) September 14, 2013

Micah Richards, Manchester City

Baleeeeeeeeeeeee! Go on lad

— Micah Richards (@MicahRichards) September 14, 2013

Darren Byfield, Tamworth

Baleeeeeeeeeee

— darrenbyfield (@darrenbyfield) September 14, 2013

Raheem Hanley, Blackburn Rovers

baleeeee

— Raheem Hanley (@raheemhanley) September 14, 2013

Milan Lalkovi─Ź, Walsall (on loan from Chelsea)

Baleeeeee

— Milan Lalkovic (@LalkovicMilan09) September 14, 2013

Jordan Graham, Aston Villa

BALEEEEE!!!!!! MY FUCKING BOY!!!!!!!!!

— Jordan Graham (@jordandakid) September 14, 2013

Marlon Pack, Bristol City

Baleeeeeee

— Marlon Pack (@marlonpack) September 14, 2013

Jermaine PedantJermaine Pedant says… It strikes as peculiar that you should all choose to emphasise the silent vowel within ‘Bale’ (ie. E) rather than that which is sounded (ie. A).

There is of course the possibility that you all meant to write ‘vale’, the colloquial Spanish affirmative generally translated as ‘okay’, only to be confused by the Spanish way of pronouncing the letter V as B.

What say you, Manchester United midfielder Tom Cleverley?

Baaaaale

— Tom Cleverley (@tomclevz23) September 14, 2013

Jermaine PedantJermaine Pedant says… Ah! Cleverley by name, cleverly by nature.

Winner of the Weekend

Rio Ferdinand, Manchester United

Hey chaps @Persie_Official @rioferdy5 @WayneRooney – don't strain your necks craning up at us > pic.twitter.com/d4nZNDocBs #AFC

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) September 14, 2013

winning awards for @ManUtd is all I aim to do….we have done that quite well too @piersmorgan aka #moobs aka #MrsDoubtfire!

— Rio Ferdinand (@rioferdy5) September 14, 2013

Lookalikes of the Weekend

Rooney n felaini this Mornin! pic.twitter.com/XBroqJmrtU

— liam loughlin (@liamlock09) September 15, 2013

Telling Off of the Weekend

Paul Ifill, Wellington Phoenix

Ashley young u horrible little man #divinghell

— Paul Ifill (@PaulIfill) September 14, 2013

Notoriety of the Weekend

Robbie Savage, ex-Wales

Haha put window down and asked workmen which way his reply I think was " F off robbie savage" lol cheers mate

— Robbie Savage (@RobbieSavage8) September 14, 2013

Hip Hop Fans of the Weekend

Everton

Bit of Kanye West blurring from jubilant #EFC dressing room. 'Power' seen as you ask

— Greg O'Keeffe (@GregOK) September 14, 2013

Progressive Rock Fan of the Weekend

Guy Moussi, Nottingham Forest

Floyd Floyd Floyd

— Guy MOUSSI (@Guy_Moussi) September 15, 2013

Yes, the boxing, we know.

Justified Violence of the Weekend

Raheem Hanley, Blackburn Rovers

My bro just turned the bar a match off to put xfactor on I feel like getting the hardest pan a wakking him in his head

— Raheem Hanley (@raheemhanley) September 14, 2013

Presumably Raheem meant to write “Barca match”.

Diplopia of the Weekend

Robert Huth, Stoke City

Knocked out cold on pitch today. Man city had at least 18 players after that

— robert huth (@robert_huth) September 14, 2013

Loller of the Weekend

Benoit Assou-Ekotto, Queens Park Rangers (on loan from Tottenham Hotspur)

Good week end for me lol spurs won and qpr too lol well done lol

— Benoit Assou-Ekotto (@AssouEkotto) September 14, 2013

Inadvertent Question of the Weekend

Zak Ansah, Arsenal

What's a pass by Rooney

— Anss (@ZakAnsah) September 14, 2013

Yorkshire Lad of the Weekend

Andre Wisdom, Liverpool

Nice day training nyam dis food den gwarn a home walk di pet den res up my two foot ya si mi.. Greetings mi generals x

— andre wisdom (@andrewisdom47x) September 14, 2013

Optimism of the Weekend

Danny Baker, celebrity Millwall fan

Millwall are now just three victories away from a play off place – a terrific position to be in frankly. http://t.co/Sh1gPxA4ip

— Danny Baker (@prodnose) September 14, 2013

Naivety of the Weekend

Reice Cook, Bury

I would love to of been around in the 70's/80's. Watching Soul Train just brings a smile to my face. People dancing having fun no worries

— Reice Cook (@MrReiceCook) September 15, 2013

Fact of the Weekend

Gary Lineker, Match of the Day

The last time Messi didn't score in a home league game for Barca was just before he was born.

— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) September 14, 2013

Backchat of the Weekend

Michael Duberry, Hendon

Just got picked up in a taxi and my taxi driver is really old! Think he might of driven the first EVER car! #frail #fragile #old

— Michael Duberry (@Original_Dubes) September 14, 2013

Gardening Implement of the Weekend

The dog of Darren Eadie, ex-Leicester City and Norwich City

@SoccerAM @RocketSoccerAM my dog is just a hoe! pic.twitter.com/o0p6JwRKtG

— Darren Eadie (@eadie11) September 13, 2013

Hero of the Weekend

Wally Downes, ex-Wimbledon

Order Chateaubriand and its essential you share with the right person! Very enjoyable. Oh and by the way I saved a mans life! #heimlich

— wally downes (@wal10) September 15, 2013

Disappointing thing about being a lifesaver is the way people look upon you as some sort of super hero! All I did was save somebodies life!

— wally downes (@wal10) September 15, 2013

Anybody would have done the same, all I did was sense the danger he was in, use my first aid skills, apply the maneuver and save his life

— wally downes (@wal10) September 15, 2013

I don't want to keep banging on about it but he wouldn't be here today if it wasn't for me! Ungrateful bleeder, never even sent a drink over

— wally downes (@wal10) September 15, 2013

I'm not saying I won't save any more lives, and I didn't do it for the hero status, but I may have to be slightly more selective? #realhero

— wally downes (@wal10) September 15, 2013

Tune in on Friday for our Tweets of the Week!