Gareth Bale debut goal! Cristiano Ronaldo contract signing! Ashley Young dive! All these topics, and more, adorn our footballicious tweets of the weekend…
Dr Strangelove Reenactment of the Weekend
Real Madrid
.@Cristiano renewing his contract with Real Madrid #realmadrid pic.twitter.com/KL04wupX6o
— Real Madrid C.F. (@realmadriden) September 15, 2013
Gareth Bale Tweets of the Weekend
Luke Shaw, Southampton
Baleeeee!
— Luke Shaw (@Luke_shaw3) September 14, 2013
Micah Richards, Manchester City
Baleeeeeeeeeeeee! Go on lad
— Micah Richards (@MicahRichards) September 14, 2013
Darren Byfield, Tamworth
Baleeeeeeeeeee
— darrenbyfield (@darrenbyfield) September 14, 2013
Raheem Hanley, Blackburn Rovers
baleeeee
— Raheem Hanley (@raheemhanley) September 14, 2013
Milan Lalkovič, Walsall (on loan from Chelsea)
Baleeeeee
— Milan Lalkovic (@LalkovicMilan09) September 14, 2013
Jordan Graham, Aston Villa
BALEEEEE!!!!!! MY FUCKING BOY!!!!!!!!!
— Jordan Graham (@jordandakid) September 14, 2013
Marlon Pack, Bristol City
Baleeeeeee
— Marlon Pack (@marlonpack) September 14, 2013
Jermaine Pedant says… It strikes as peculiar that you should all choose to emphasise the silent vowel within ‘Bale’ (ie. E) rather than that which is sounded (ie. A).
There is of course the possibility that you all meant to write ‘vale’, the colloquial Spanish affirmative generally translated as ‘okay’, only to be confused by the Spanish way of pronouncing the letter V as B.
What say you, Manchester United midfielder Tom Cleverley?
Baaaaale
— Tom Cleverley (@tomclevz23) September 14, 2013
Jermaine Pedant says… Ah! Cleverley by name, cleverly by nature.
Winner of the Weekend
Rio Ferdinand, Manchester United
Hey chaps @Persie_Official @rioferdy5 @WayneRooney – don't strain your necks craning up at us > pic.twitter.com/d4nZNDocBs #AFC
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) September 14, 2013
winning awards for @ManUtd is all I aim to do….we have done that quite well too @piersmorgan aka #moobs aka #MrsDoubtfire!
— Rio Ferdinand (@rioferdy5) September 14, 2013
Lookalikes of the Weekend
Rooney n felaini this Mornin! pic.twitter.com/XBroqJmrtU
— liam loughlin (@liamlock09) September 15, 2013
Telling Off of the Weekend
Paul Ifill, Wellington Phoenix
Ashley young u horrible little man #divinghell
— Paul Ifill (@PaulIfill) September 14, 2013
Notoriety of the Weekend
Robbie Savage, ex-Wales
Haha put window down and asked workmen which way his reply I think was " F off robbie savage" lol cheers mate
— Robbie Savage (@RobbieSavage8) September 14, 2013
Hip Hop Fans of the Weekend
Everton
Bit of Kanye West blurring from jubilant #EFC dressing room. 'Power' seen as you ask
— Greg O'Keeffe (@GregOK) September 14, 2013
Progressive Rock Fan of the Weekend
Guy Moussi, Nottingham Forest
Floyd Floyd Floyd
— Guy MOUSSI (@Guy_Moussi) September 15, 2013
Yes, the boxing, we know.
Justified Violence of the Weekend
Raheem Hanley, Blackburn Rovers
My bro just turned the bar a match off to put xfactor on I feel like getting the hardest pan a wakking him in his head
— Raheem Hanley (@raheemhanley) September 14, 2013
Presumably Raheem meant to write “Barca match”.
Diplopia of the Weekend
Robert Huth, Stoke City
Knocked out cold on pitch today. Man city had at least 18 players after that
— robert huth (@robert_huth) September 14, 2013
Loller of the Weekend
Benoit Assou-Ekotto, Queens Park Rangers (on loan from Tottenham Hotspur)
Good week end for me lol spurs won and qpr too lol well done lol
— Benoit Assou-Ekotto (@AssouEkotto) September 14, 2013
Inadvertent Question of the Weekend
Zak Ansah, Arsenal
What's a pass by Rooney
— Anss (@ZakAnsah) September 14, 2013
Yorkshire Lad of the Weekend
Andre Wisdom, Liverpool
Nice day training nyam dis food den gwarn a home walk di pet den res up my two foot ya si mi.. Greetings mi generals x
— andre wisdom (@andrewisdom47x) September 14, 2013
Optimism of the Weekend
Danny Baker, celebrity Millwall fan
Millwall are now just three victories away from a play off place – a terrific position to be in frankly. http://t.co/Sh1gPxA4ip
— Danny Baker (@prodnose) September 14, 2013
Naivety of the Weekend
Reice Cook, Bury
I would love to of been around in the 70's/80's. Watching Soul Train just brings a smile to my face. People dancing having fun no worries
— Reice Cook (@MrReiceCook) September 15, 2013
Fact of the Weekend
Gary Lineker, Match of the Day
The last time Messi didn't score in a home league game for Barca was just before he was born.
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) September 14, 2013
Backchat of the Weekend
Michael Duberry, Hendon
Just got picked up in a taxi and my taxi driver is really old! Think he might of driven the first EVER car! #frail #fragile #old
— Michael Duberry (@Original_Dubes) September 14, 2013
Gardening Implement of the Weekend
The dog of Darren Eadie, ex-Leicester City and Norwich City
@SoccerAM @RocketSoccerAM my dog is just a hoe! pic.twitter.com/o0p6JwRKtG
— Darren Eadie (@eadie11) September 13, 2013
Hero of the Weekend
Wally Downes, ex-Wimbledon
Order Chateaubriand and its essential you share with the right person! Very enjoyable. Oh and by the way I saved a mans life! #heimlich
— wally downes (@wal10) September 15, 2013
Disappointing thing about being a lifesaver is the way people look upon you as some sort of super hero! All I did was save somebodies life!
— wally downes (@wal10) September 15, 2013
Anybody would have done the same, all I did was sense the danger he was in, use my first aid skills, apply the maneuver and save his life
— wally downes (@wal10) September 15, 2013
I don't want to keep banging on about it but he wouldn't be here today if it wasn't for me! Ungrateful bleeder, never even sent a drink over
— wally downes (@wal10) September 15, 2013
I'm not saying I won't save any more lives, and I didn't do it for the hero status, but I may have to be slightly more selective? #realhero
— wally downes (@wal10) September 15, 2013
Tune in on Friday for our Tweets of the Week!