Yaya Touré birthday kerfuffle! Mido reviews Inception! Fifa ‘ultimate player’ falsehood! More besides! Is it Tweets of the Week? You can bet your sweet rump it is.
MORE OF THIS WEEK’S BEST TWEETS:
- The best Yaya Touré birthday jokes as City ‘forget’ his special day
- BIRTHDAYGATE: Our favourite #ReasonsYayaWantsToLeaveCity
- The best Louis van Gaal jokes after Manchester United appointment
- The best Arsenal trophy jokes from FA Cup win and parade
Now, on with the tweety goodness…
Vintage Birthday Cake of the Week
Ian Bishop, ex-Manchester City
No wonder Yaya was upset..this was my last birthday at #mcfc Thank you Joe..@DirofFootball pic.twitter.com/PxV77F5I9K
— Ian Bishop (@BishBlueHammer) May 21, 2014
Rush Job of the Week
Heineken’s ‘Ultimate Player’, as presented by David Ginola
What price the @heineken_uk #UltimatePlayer? pic.twitter.com/7OAH8jTOpS
— David Ginola (@DavidGinolaCeze) May 22, 2014
Doesn’t look like he’d be all that useful. Can he even stand up unsupported?
Where Are They Now? of the Week
Ronny Johnsen and Jesper Blomqvist, ex-Manchester United
Early morning music show with Jesper Blomquist in Jakarta. Nice to be here again pic.twitter.com/7vxePysgN2
— Ronny Johnsen (@JRonnyJohnsen) May 22, 2014
Triple Negative of the Week
Sone Aluko, Hull City
"A hater can't never say nothing around me" http://t.co/rkyWvC1bty
— Sone Aluko (@sonealuko) May 20, 2014
Apologies if that hurt your brain.
Outcast of the Week
Robbie Slater, ex-Blackburn Rovers, Southampton, West Ham United and Australia
For those that are asking how was the socceroos farewell dinner ? I don't know I wasn't invited !
— Robbie Slater (@RobbieSlater17) May 22, 2014
Film Connoisseur of the Week
Mido, ex-Tottenham Hotspur and Middlesbrough
Watching Inception for the third time hoping to understand it!! Too fucking complicated!!
— Mido (@midoahm) May 22, 2014
Chico Flores Fan of the Week
This guy
I @ChicoFlores12 pic.twitter.com/YxgjDiF9Vy
— I Premier League (@sametaydodufb) May 20, 2014
Vine of the Week
That shared by Luke Shaw, Southampton and England
“@FootballVines: That awkward moment when you confuse a sunbather for a football https://t.co/sYNVAkDrQe”
— Luke Shaw (@LukeShaw3) May 22, 2014
Those were our Tweets of the Week. Tune in on Monday for our Tweets of the Weekend!
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