The best of football’s Tweets of the Week including Alan Shearer, Bafétimbi Gomis, Nathan Redmond, Jimmy Bullard, Julian Dicks, Joey Barton and more!

Featuring chants, threats, studies, thoughts and One Direction – it’s Tweets of the Week:

Unlikely Chant of the Week

Chelsea fans chanting "Jose Mourinho." Wonder if they'll sing "Exploitation of Russian labor," which is what actually won them the league.

— John Green (@sportswithjohn) May 10, 2015

Threat of the Week

Be warned. Any abuse and I'll come round and give you Newcastle tickets!

— Alan Shearer (@alanshearer) May 13, 2015

Oversized Student of the Week

PHOTOS: @BafGomis pictured at @ffynonehouse school where the striker has been having English lessons. #swans pic.twitter.com/fgZ8K0SvXf

— Swansea City FC (@SwansOfficial) May 14, 2015

Thought of the Week

@pierrevh17 football is everywhere… pic.twitter.com/cW36e7zBFf

— Osman Kayadelen (@osmankydln) May 14, 2015

Thought of the Week II

You don't know what you have until it's gone, it's true.

— Redderz (@NathanRedmond22) May 14, 2015

Gerrard Quote of the Week

So Steven Gerrard, what's the highlight of your career? "Been a lot but swapping shirts with Mcsheffrey was definitely up there!" ??topman??

— Gary McSheffrey (@sheebagee) May 14, 2015

1D Defender of the Week

I'm 36 and still look better than you boy @NaughtyBoyMusic – you had your chance last night & you melted like cheese on toast!

— Jimmy Bullard (@jimmybullard) May 14, 2015

Wrong again @NaughtyBoyMusic playing there soon. Looks like you could do with a run out yourself big boy!

— Jimmy Bullard (@jimmybullard) May 14, 2015

Present of the Week

Can believe someone brought my grandson a Hoover for his birthday pic.twitter.com/CXbR1jTWpV

— Julian Dicks (@JULIAN3DICKS) May 14, 2015

U-turn of the Week

Always said that Neymar was a player…

— Joseph Barton (@Joey7Barton) May 12, 2015