Twitter has opened up many doors, but a fair few of them lead straight into a footballer tweeting something so mind-numbingly inane that you just want break down and cry at what is becoming of the world. Here are some examples of such from the past week…
Jamie O’Hara
The sidelined Wolverhampton Wanderers midfielder didn’t realise how cold it’s getting…
At the German market in Birms with family, didn’t realise how cold it’s getting
— Jamie o’hara (@mrjamieohara) November 18, 2012
says… Yowsers!
Craig Eastmond
The Colchester United midfielder, on loan from Arsenal, was watching a Championship tussle…(although he presumably took his eye off the game to send this important update to his followers)…
Watching millwall vs Leeds
— Craig Eastmond (@craigleastmond) November 18, 2012
says… Zoiks!
He then embarked upon the following adventure…
That was a nice hot bath now watchin football#justsaying
— Craig Eastmond (@craigleastmond) November 18, 2012
says… Waaaarrrggghhh!
Ritchie De Laet
The Leicester City defender was in insightful mood…
I hate Sundays don’t know way just don’t like them
— ritchie de laet (@de_laet_r) November 18, 2012
says… Gadzooks!
Max Rushden
The Soccer AM presenter felt compelled to write…
I am in Robert dyas looking for a tin opener. #utensilnews
— Max Rushden (@maxrushden) November 18, 2012
says… Unbelievable, Jeff!
Jose Enrique
The Liverpool left-back had some shock news…
In the training ground having some breakfast then training day. Have a good day ;)
— jose enrique sanchez (@jose3enrique3) November 19, 2012
says… Ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay!
Darren Huckerby
The former Norwich City forward was a celebrity for a bit, should you choose to disingenuously read his tweet that way…
#imacelebrity for a bit
— Darren Huckerby (@hucks6dh6) November 21, 2012
says… What was it like?
Louis Saha
The Sunderland striker is learning Spanish…
Just finished my 2nd spanish lesson. Love it.
— louis saha (@louissaha08) November 22, 2012
says… No Spanish for us, Louis?
Britt Assombalonga
The Southend United forward, on loan from Watford, was experiencing a first world problem…
Wake up to my phone being 29% battery ??
— Britt Assombalonga (@BrittOfficials) November 23, 2012
says… NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Grant Holt
The Norwich City centre-forward was having breakfast with Mrs Holt…
Just sat having breakfast with mrs holt.
— Grant holt (@Grantholt31) November 27, 2012
says… See?
Dean Ashton
This week’s Boring Award goes to former Crewe Alexandra, Norwich City and West Ham United forward Dean Ashton, whose Q&A session turned up the following revelations…
“@billybuck10: @dean36ashton10 would you rather be insanely cold or insanely hot?”Cold
— Dean Ashton (@Dean36ashton10) November 21, 2012
“@benj_hayes97: @dean36ashton10 How did you feel after the FA Cup final loss?”Devastated
— Dean Ashton (@Dean36ashton10) November 21, 2012
…and the following confusing one…
“@jonesr87: @dean36ashton10 what were u feelin when u put the Alex 1-0 up against Everton #facup”Ledge
— Dean Ashton (@Dean36ashton10) November 21, 2012
Congratulations to Dean!
Have you spotted any especially boring footballers’ tweets lately? Have your say in the comments section below…