Come dig the best tweets and reactions as Bayern Munich’s Robert Lewandowski scored 5 goals in 9 minutes as a second-half substitute against Wolfsburg.

Bayern were 0-1 down at the break before the Polish striker’s history-making intervention, one which has broken all kinds of records and virtually defies logic…

Rob da five nine http://t.co/czFYvaqS6l

— Daniel Soff (@Swagadore) September 22, 2015

Suddenly the 4 goals he scored for Borussia Dortmund against Real Madrid start to look decidedly small fry.

So gather round, kick off those Wednesday shoes and immerse yourselves in the best tweets about Lewandowski’s 5 goals in 9 minutes…

Pep's face is like: You just saved my job! #lewandowski https://t.co/qk1OqO73Y5

— Olivia Krol (@oliviakrol) September 22, 2015

When I started working in Germany 2011 I was told Lewandowski had goal- allergies. The medicine he has found could give him a Nobel Prize

— Jan Aage Fjortoft (@JanAageFjortoft) September 22, 2015

Goals this season: Lewandowski 5 goals in 9 minutes Liverpool 5 goals in 7 games

— TheSPORTbible (@TSBible) September 22, 2015

Robert Lewandowski has more league goals in 9 minutes than Wayne Rooney has in 2015.

— 8 Fact Football (@8Fact_Footballl) September 22, 2015

Lewandowski loves to score many goals against small teams… pic.twitter.com/ZI0Ad0cGsC

— infosmessi (@infosmessi) September 22, 2015

Tonight Lewandowski scored more goals in 9 minutes than Falcao did in a season for Manchester United.

— Spencer FC (@SpencerOwen) September 22, 2015

When Robert Lewandowski scores more goals in 9 minutes than your team has scored in the Premier League this season… pic.twitter.com/cOWzXS8kuo

— BreatheSport (@BreatheSport) September 22, 2015

Yeah but how many goals did Lewandowski score while Bendtner was on the pitch? Exactly.

— JΛY BUCKS (@TheMasterBucks) September 22, 2015

It's taken Newcastle 117 days to score five league goals, it took Lewandowski 9 minutes… pic.twitter.com/wKS4uxIJoM

— Ladbrokes (@Ladbrokes) September 22, 2015

Robert Lewandowski has just scored more goals in 9 minutes than Andy Carroll has scored in two years.

— Secret Footballer (@TSF) September 22, 2015

Haha, America's Pregame on Fox talking Lewandowski – "I don't know who he came in for, but [that guy] probably won't get his job back"

— Danny Karbassiyoon (@dkarbassiyoon) September 22, 2015

Lewandowski should be given the match ball, the nets, the corner flags, and more.

— Danny Karbassiyoon (@dkarbassiyoon) September 22, 2015

Somewhere in Germany, someone just remembered they put #Lewandowski as their captain in their fantasy team… pic.twitter.com/ZHypOe21X2

— Copa90 (@Copa90) September 22, 2015

Yeah it's good from Lewandowski but it's no seven minute perfect hat-trick when you're actually a right-back. #Butterfield

— Jim Daly (@jimdalycomedy) September 22, 2015

Time to point out that a five-goal haul in German football is called a FÜNFERPACK

— Football Clichés (@FootballCliches) September 22, 2015