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Frightening Lack of Self-Awareness of the Weekend
Alan ‘Lord Sugar’ Sugar, telly
Delay of Mourinho announcement.He is demanding a script writer for post match quips and a personal PR ego boosting expert.
— Lord Sugar (@Lord_Sugar) June 2, 2013
Strange Timeline Quirk of the Weekend
@ollieholt22 @garylineker Thoughtcrime, Orwell called it in 1984.
— Paul Hayward (@_PaulHayward) June 2, 2013
RT @wtfjoelol John Barnes’ solo goal v Brazil in 1984. Amazing.
— FIFA.com (@FIFAcom) June 2, 2013
“Thanks for That” of the Weekend
Myles Weston, Gillingham
For some reason I really wanna see this England brazil game!!! Not sure of the out come
— Westy (@mylesweston) June 2, 2013
Commentator of the Weekend
Michael Nelson, Bradford City
That was Walcott’s best pass of the game and he knew nothing about it
— michael nelson (@mnelse6) June 2, 2013
Comparison of the Weekend
Marco Gabbiadini, ex-Derby County and Sunderland, during Brazil v England
Do my ears deceive me or does the crowd sound like the crowd at a Women’sinternational in the Uk
— Marco Gabbiadini (@marco_ten) June 2, 2013
Statistician of the Weekend
Chris Casper, ex-Manchester United and Reading
In 53 seconds On ITV John Barnes goal was mentioned twice!!
— Chris Casper (@ChrisCasper1) June 2, 2013
Arse/Bin Liner-Based Poser of the Weekend
Bob Mortimer, telly
#BRAvENG could you get Hulks Yakubu’s and Ivanovics arses in one bin liner?
— bob mortimer (@RealBobMortimer) June 2, 2013
Wanye Kest? of the Weekend
Devante Cole, Manchester City youth
Oh my Wanye :O Rooney :O
— Coley-Cole (@DevanteeeCole) June 2, 2013
Not a Tyldesley/Townsend Fan of the Weekend
Gabby Logan, BBC
Honestly if you switch on radio it sounds ok. I am not trying to win BBC audience – merely stating an audio fact.
— Gabby Logan (@Gabby_Logan) June 2, 2013
Eye for Production Values of the Weekend
Jody Morris, ex-Chelsea and Leeds United
What’s up with the screen?? Got a filter on it!!!
— jody morris (@morriskid) June 2, 2013
Amusement of the Weekend
Jem Karacan, Reading
Hold tight lol Wilkins says neymar has no pace! This guy is on a wind up.. He’s just said Trevor Francis was a better player?! Na na na
— Jem Karacan (@JemKaracan4) June 2, 2013
Offer of the Weekend
Liam Kelly, Reading youth
I could get 3 girls that could talk more sense then Adrian Childs , Roy Keane and Gareth Southgate
— Liam Kelly (@L_Kelly95) June 2, 2013
Arf! of the Weekend
Andy Burnham, MP
At long last, PM does something helpful > “@jreedmp: “Luis Suarez adds David Cameron to list of people to blame for Liverpool exit.”
— Andy Burnham (@andyburnhammp) June 1, 2013
First World Problems of the Weekend
Wilfried Zaha, Crystal Palace, Nathaniel Chalobah, Chelsea and Nathaniel Clyne, Southampton
@nathaniel_clyne @wilfriedzaha I don’t know bout u guys but we just got bumped for this Internet. It aint working man.
— Nathaniel Chalobah (@chalobah) June 2, 2013
@chalobah @nathaniel_clyne got to keep turning it back on lad
— Wilfried Zaha (@wilfriedzaha) June 2, 2013
Getting Sucked In of the Weekend
Jody Morris, into Britain’s Got Talent
I don’t watch this show regular but if this Danny goes through the show loses credibility!! *Kanye voice
— jody morris (@morriskid) June 2, 2013
Series of Non-Sequiturs of the Weekend
Leon Legge, Gillingham
If brazil score are we gunna change it up and attack with a real purpose? Not only that we have to listen to A.Chiles summary #cheers
— Leon Legge (@leonlegge32) June 2, 2013
Casual Outing of the Weekend
Dominic McHale, Manchester City youth
I actually think I fancy gay people!!!
— Dominic McHale (@Domchale11) June 2, 2013
Jesus Saves of the Weekend
13′ Wonderful save by Jesus! Corner for Osasuna. 0-0 #halamadrid
— Real Madrid C.F. (@realmadriden) June 1, 2013
Misspelling of the Weekend
Daniel Devine, Inverness Caledonian Thistle
Ryan Moore has won me a few quid today! Some Jokey #epsom
— Daniel Devine (@dandevine18) June 1, 2013
Prospective Author of the Weekend
Marvin Sordell, Bolton Wanderers
I really can’t wait to write a book! Random thought I know, but theres so much in my mind that needs to be spilled on to paper!!
— Marvin Sordell (@MarvinSordell) June 1, 2013
Heckle of the Weekend
This guy
@marvinsordell you could call it Bench. Free splinters with every copy
— Iced (@icedgraphics) June 1, 2013
“…to Obliterate the Audience with Lasers?” of the Week
Jason Roberts, Reading
It’s nearly time……. twitter.com/JasonRoberts30…
— Jason Roberts (@JasonRoberts30) June 1, 2013
Q&A of the Weekend
Matt Le Tissier, ex-Southampton
“@antcrick: @mattletiss7 did you ever play at Maine Road? If so how did you find it?”Yes the coach driver knew the way
— Matt Le Tissier (@mattletiss7) June 1, 2013
“@jakkyboy10: @mattletiss7 best player to play in the premier league ??”Thank you
— Matt Le Tissier (@mattletiss7) June 1, 2013
“@stevenwiffen: @mattletiss7 Do you run everyday?”No just the day after a curry normally
— Matt Le Tissier (@mattletiss7) June 1, 2013
“@grzegorz24: @mattletiss7 Any tips for dealing with knee joint pain after running?”Dont run #simples
— Matt Le Tissier (@mattletiss7) June 1, 2013
Heartwarming Tale of the Weekend
Bobson Bawling, Watford youth
Off to meet the squad with @yungzaha #u21 #england #nike instagram.com/p/aBNpAbJGpT/
— Nathaniel Chalobah (@chalobah) June 1, 2013
@chalobah nate, tell zaha I’m his biggest fan! Lol bmt #TeamZaha
— Bobson Bawling (@BobsErd) June 1, 2013
@bobserd yeah told him still bro. Oneloveyea
— Nathaniel Chalobah (@chalobah) June 1, 2013
Ohhhhhhhhhhh myyy goddd!! My idol followed me !!! @wilfriedzaha I’m sooo happy ohh my gosh all thanks to @chalobah #onelove
— Bobson Bawling (@BobsErd) June 1, 2013
I’m the happiest boy at the moment! #TeamZaha #Idol @wilfriedzaha
— Bobson Bawling (@BobsErd) June 1, 2013
Poles Never Apart of the Weekend
Lukas Podolski and Miroslav Klose
Time for sightseeing;) Impressive Feeling to stand in Front of the #WhiteHouse with Miro Klose #DFB #WashingtonPoldi twitter.com/Podolski10/sta…
— Lukas-Podolski.com(@Podolski10) June 1, 2013
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