
Football Burp’s Football Tweets of the Weekend are good for you, so ruddy well have some…
Hitting Back at the Critics of the Weekend
Christopher Samba, Queens Park Rangers
Before I go tonight I just wanna say I see alot of you talk about I shouldn’t say sorry,well when I’m wrong I’m wrong I hold my hands up
— Samba Christopher (@cs4christsamba1) April 1, 2013
Then 2nd of all to all you keep talking about 100 k performance,tell me what is a 100k performance?we as players go out and give our all
— Samba Christopher (@cs4christsamba1) April 1, 2013
We do are best every week,what I get payed has nothing to do with any of you,as for my price tag I didn’t put a price on my head,grow up pls
— Samba Christopher (@cs4christsamba1) April 1, 2013
U all moan about players and wages,but we don’t just entertain u we entertain millions around the world,with out us what would u tweet about
— Samba Christopher (@cs4christsamba1) April 1, 2013
We play this sport as players that we love but also is a job,we keep millions happy on a sat,we get payed to entertain u all
— Samba Christopher (@cs4christsamba1) April 1, 2013
Just some most then others hope u understand,fed up with the money tweets get over it and support the team,good nite
— Samba Christopher (@cs4christsamba1) April 1, 2013
Team With a Hole in the Middle of the Weekend
Scunthorpe (see what we did there?)
4 – Scunthorpe have kept only four clean sheets this season, fewer than any other side in the Football League. Gaps.
— OptaJoe (@OptaJoe) April 1, 2013
PR Campaign of the Weekend
Sunderland’s press officer gets to work ahead of Di Canio’s unveiling (via @mellbergsbeard): twitter.com/mellbergsbeard…“
— Barry Glendenning (@bglendenning) April 1, 2013
Good Shout of the Weekend
Arseblog
Presumably a manager’s past and politics are only relevant when they get a job in the Premier League.
— arseblog (@arseblog) April 1, 2013
Good Shout of the Weekend
Rhys McCabe, Sheffield Wednesday
Soul destroying watching football
— rhys mccabe (@rhysmccabe16) April 1, 2013
Apology of the Weekend
Youssouf Mulumbu, West Bromwich Albion
I’m Really sorry about what I happen this afternoon it doesn’t look like me.not a good exemple for the Kids and all the WBA’s supporter…
— Youssouf Mulumbu (@mulumbuofficial) March 30, 2013
Statler and Waldorf of the Weekend
Brian Greenhoff, ex-Leeds United
The Leeds game just got better, it’s half time.
— Brian Greenhoff (@hoffgreen) April 1, 2013
Leader of the Weekend
Michu, Swansea City
Gym or football on the sofa??? Decisions, decisions…
— Wayne Routledge (@WayneRoutledge) April 1, 2013
@wayneroutledge GYM HO!!!!
— Michu (@Michuoviedo) April 1, 2013
Vamos! “@michuoviedo: @wayneroutledge GYM HO!!!!”
— Wayne Routledge (@WayneRoutledge) April 1, 2013
“Er, By Winning?” of the Weekend
Phil Thompson, ex-Liverpool
Wigan at it again precious 3 points,how do they do it?
— Phil Thompson (@Phil_Thompson4) March 30, 2013
Zing! of the Weekend
Shaka Hislop, ex-Reading, Newcastle United, West Ham United and Portsmouth goalkeeper
5-0. Half-time. Seeing if anyone playing for Hamburg wears my size, I’m a better defender than anyone Hamburg have out there.
— Shaka Hislop (@ShakaHislop) March 30, 2013
Smooth Talker of the Weekend
Chris Kamara, Sky Sports
45 mins comatose in hotel steam room,Lady asked if I was still alive?”Nothing mouth2mouth wouldn’t cure I said”thankfully she giggled#notpc
— Chris Kamara (@chris_kammy) March 29, 2013
Resolution of the Weekend
Kei Kamara, Norwich City
Yes tonight I must eat out. My kitchen has see too much of me recently.
— KEI KAMARA (@keikamara) April 1, 2013
Insouciance of the Weekend
Ravel Morrison, Birmingham City (on loan from West Ham United)
just been in a car crash legs and arms are killing
— ravel (@morrisonravel) March 30, 2013
Justin Timberlake Lyrics of the Weekend
Nico Yennaris, Arsenal
Everybody’s looking for the flyest thing to say, but i just want to fly away with you you you..
— Nico Yennaris (@Nico_Yennaris) March 29, 2013
Autograph Hunter of the Weekend
Sat in hotel room waiting to head to Goodison Park. This stupid bird has flown into the window about 100 times! twitter.com/themichaelowen…
— michael owen (@themichaelowen) March 30, 2013
Everyday Struggle of the Weekend
Derrick Williams, Aston Villa
Elevators are so awkward
— Derrick Williams (@DerickWilliams_) March 30, 2013
Seems Unfair on the First Few Tweets of the Weekend
Simeon Jackson, Norwich City
Right I’m gonna scroll down this page of tweets and put my finger down.. Who’s ever tweet it stops on wins
— Simeon Jackson (@JacksonSimeon) April 1, 2013
Gambler of the Weekend
John Aldridge, ex-Liverpool
A great comeback yesterday DelightedI hope you all had Ste G last goal 13/2??I also had villa h/t Liverpool f/t 20/1Goodday all round
— John Aldridge (@Realaldo474) April 1, 2013
Enthusiasm of the Weekend
Colchester United
GOOOOAALLLL!
— Colchester United FC (@ColU_Official) April 1, 2013
Thinking Aloud of the Weekend
Moses Ashikodi, Ebbsfleet United
NO I didn’t pick up because I was busy I just didn’t wanna talk to you to be honest you talk shit
— moses ashikodi (@MosesAshikodi) March 30, 2013
Thinking Aloud of the Weekend II
Kei Kamara, Norwich City
Why is it that every nite b4 I fall asleep all I think about is how much Bfast am going to eat when I wake up?Eggs/toast wit PB&J/Oatmeal.
— KEI KAMARA (@keikamara) April 1, 2013
Lad of the Weekend
Darren Huckerby, ex-Norwich City, Coventry City, Leeds United, Manchester City and Newcastle United
Mrs Hucks is gonna be fuming when she finds out Champions League is back on tomorrow! #Unlucky
— Darren Huckerby (@hucks6dh6) April 1, 2013
Lad of the Weekend II
David Moyes, Everton
Moyes is SCOUSE twitter.com/EFC_Everton/st…
— Everton Supporters (@EFC_Everton) March 30, 2013
Comparison of the Weekend
Mark Robinson, Whitby Town
Me and Jesus have a lot in common.We both like getting hammered on Friday and waking up on Sunday.
— Mark Robinson (@robboma3) April 1, 2013
Solution of the Weekend
Regi Blinker, ex-Celtic and Sheffield Wednesday
This will keep my flying nerves down… #bonaire #klm twitter.com/RegiBlinker/st…
— Regi Blinker (@RegiBlinker) March 30, 2013
Accidental Partridge of the Weekend
Oliver Holt, Daily Mirror
But the FA say time and time again they have a ‘zero tolerance’ policy on racism. So what exactly does that mean? Something? Or nothing?
— Oliver Holt (@OllieHolt22) March 30, 2013
Accidental Partridge of the Weekend II
Mark Bright, ex-Crystal Palace and Sheffield Wednesday
Oh dear, Norwich City, 2 wins in the last 15 games, Swans, Arsenal, Reading & Stoke in April, as they say on the tube”mind the gap” 4pts.
— Mark Bright (@Mark__Bright) March 30, 2013
Seeking ‘Experienced’ Lady of the Weekend
Derrick Williams, Aston Villa
Any suga mommas out there wana get some food
— Derrick Williams (@DerickWilliams_) March 30, 2013
Bizarre Exchange of the Weekend
Leon McKenzie, Corby Town, and one Leon VanWinkel Semen
We all get distracted, the question is would you bounce back or bounce backwards ? #keepmovingforward!
— BIG McK (@LeonMckenzie1) March 30, 2013
@leonmckenzie1 personally I would assess why I’m bouncing, control that first and then move things forwards slowly.. In a controlled manner.
— Leon VanWinkel Semen (@skijumptoes) March 30, 2013
@skijumptoes True. It’s lyrics from a song but I guess sometimes we don’t have control in which song means by bounce but move forward.
— BIG McK (@LeonMckenzie1) March 30, 2013
@leonmckenzie1 well, would you rather be a Tigger or a Pooh?There’s some amazing philosophies in those books which can be learnt from.
— Leon VanWinkel Semen (@skijumptoes) March 30, 2013
@leonmckenzie1 I run a naked yoga class in Costessey, where we ask for people to bounce like Tigger as a form of stress relief.#ItWorks
— Leon VanWinkel Semen (@skijumptoes) March 30, 2013
@skijumptoes haha! I’ve not walked your path nor u mine so who knows.
— BIG McK (@LeonMckenzie1) March 30, 2013
Q&A of the Weekend
Robert Snodgrass, Norwich City
“@jamiemcevoy: @robsnodgrass7 who you most excited about playing in the championship next season?”That’s a new joke ……. Zzzzzz
— Robert snodgrass (@robsnodgrass7) April 1, 2013
“@ncfctaws: @robsnodgrass7 faster? You or @keikamara ?”@keikamara but I am longer in the shower hes out quite quick
— Robert snodgrass (@robsnodgrass7) April 1, 2013
“@chris72600702: @robsnodgrass7 If you could change one thing about football?”Make the goals bigger
— Robert snodgrass (@robsnodgrass7) April 1, 2013
“@norwichcity1: @robsnodgrass7 what would you like to have been if you didn’t become a professional footballer?”The £1 fish man
— Robert snodgrass (@robsnodgrass7) April 1, 2013
“@shanedoh_: @robsnodgrass7 Who is the funniest guy on the team?” Marc Tierney is got some slow and fast jokes and has some great voices
— Robert snodgrass (@robsnodgrass7) April 1, 2013
“@themightysteed: @robsnodgrass7 6 fingers or 5?”10 fingers
— Robert snodgrass (@robsnodgrass7) April 1, 2013
Happy Easter, Everyone! of the Weekend
Matt Le Tissier and Jeff Stelling, Sky Sports
@stellingjeff preparing for the show. Think hes fell off the diet wagontwitter.com/mattletiss7/st…
— Matt Le Tissier (@mattletiss7) March 30, 2013
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