Yes it’s Bank holiday, and no that doesn’t mean we’re going to pass over our football tweets of the weekend. Get a load of the following beauties…
“Dear Points of View…” of the Week
Paul Scharner, Wigan Athletic
What a shattering analyses from the match of the day guys at BBC. It sounded we lost 8:0:-)
— Paul Scharner (@Scharns33) May 4, 2013
Dean Kiely, West Bromwich Albion goalkeeping coach
“How direct is this” Hansen, not very, just playing a forward pass into a big hole left by a centre half #pundit?
— Dean Kiely (@deankiely40) May 4, 2013
BANTER! of the Weekend
Joey Barton, Olympique de Marseille
@joey7barton we are obviously missing you!!! twitter.com/AndyTCarroll/s…
— Andy Carroll (@AndyTCarroll) May 5, 2013
@andytcarroll so are me and the Mole… twitter.com/Joey7Barton/st…
— Joseph Barton (@Joey7Barton) May 5, 2013
BANTER!
BANTER! of the Weekend II
Jordan Archer, Tottenham Hotspur and Andros Townsend, Queens Park Rangers (on loan from Tottenham Hotspur)
Awww @dwightgayle chin up lad, got a box of tissues here for you twitter.com/Jordan_Archer/…
— Jordan Archer (@Jordan_Archer) May 5, 2013
@jordan_archer @dwightgayle how you gona try and banter when his team just got relegated #havesomerespect
— andros townsend(@andros_townsend) May 5, 2013
@andros_townsend you’d know all about relegation
— Jordan Archer (@Jordan_Archer) May 5, 2013
“@jordan_archer: @andros_townsend you’d know all about relegation” dont get bigtime coz uve been on spurs’s bench once pal!
— andros townsend(@andros_townsend) May 5, 2013
@jordan_archer u still got floored by a 12yo in a pink hoodie live on skysports! Have no idea how ur piping up after that humiliation!
— andros townsend(@andros_townsend) May 5, 2013
@jordan_archer @andros_townsend MELT!! You got jumped by a 10 year old twitter.com/Nash_man2/stat…
— Dan. (@Nash_man2) May 5, 2013
BANTER!
Trappings of Fame of the Weekend
Tyrone Mings, Ipswich Town
To the guy who just shouted MINGSY and hit me on the shoulder when he walked past me in isaacs,,, bravo.
— Tyrone Mings (@tyronemings1) May 5, 2013
Craving of the Weekend
John Carew, ex-Aston Villa
If i don’t make to VP to watch a game this season then i defo will come next season Villans!
— John Carew (@JCarew10) May 5, 2013
And I also need apple crumble with custard when im there , so lemme kno where best place to get hold of that is Villans
— John Carew (@JCarew10) May 5, 2013
Dream about that Apple crumble with custard….! At least 3-4 nites a week
— John Carew (@JCarew10) May 5, 2013
Winner of the Weekend
Kyle Bennett, Doncaster Rovers (on loan from Norwich City)
Trying to find the nearest dressing room to smash up with this round my kneck twitter.com/kbennyb/status…
— kyle bennett (@kbennyb) May 4, 2013
Gareth bale is a poor player
— kyle bennett (@kbennyb) May 4, 2013
Fancy Dress of the Weekend
These guys
@chris_kammy what do you think of this fancy dress costume? twitter.com/SteGray85/stat…
— SteG (@SteGray85) May 4, 2013
what do you think of this fancy dress costume? @stegray85 -Ha Ha Ha Who is it?? twitter.com/SteGray85/stat…”
— Chris Kamara (@chris_kammy) May 4, 2013
@chris_kammy Think this one is loads better kammy #UnbelievableJeff twitter.com/DENCH5/status/…“
— T☺m Br☺☺n (@TommaBrownDuds) May 4, 2013
Kammy I think this one is loads better#UnbelievableJeff @tommabrownduds— but surely that is me ha ha -:) twitter.com/DENCH5/status/…“”
— Chris Kamara (@chris_kammy) May 4, 2013
Oh, and Reading striker Noel Hunt…
I said because my Fav Film The Goonies are on I’d dress up for the occasion! Call it a Celebration of Goonies Day!! twitter.com/boyhunt/status…
— Noel Hunt (@boyhunt) May 4, 2013
Match Report of the Weekend
Arseblog
I drank more gin that I had intended.
— arseblog (@arseblog) May 4, 2013
Critique of the Weekend
Jonathan Liew, Telegraph
I’m still not sure I see the point of Joe Bennett.
— Jonathan Liew (@jonathanliew) May 4, 2013
Quite apart from his complete lack of positional sense, it’s going some to not even be one of two best Bennetts on the pitch
— Jonathan Liew (@jonathanliew) May 4, 2013
Wristwear of the Weekend
Jordan Ball, Doncaster Rovers
Me mams just found my “no Armani no punani” wristband! #lovesit
— Jordan Ball (@JordanBall1209) May 4, 2013
Farewell of the Weekend
Borussia Dormund supporters to Mario Götze
A poetic send-off from the Dortmund faithful—”The pursuit of cash shows how much heart one truly has. Piss off Götze” twitter.com/TouchlineDrama…
— Nik Postinger (@TouchlineDrama) May 4, 2013
Lost Marbles of the Weekend
David James, ex-England
Not sure what has happened, since my first visit to Iceland, my music taste has grown! Why had I never listened to Mumford & sons before?
— David James djf (@jamosfoundation) May 4, 2013
“That’s What She Said” of the Week
Luke McGee, Tottenham Hotspur
That heart break when you scrape your rims!
— Luke McGee (@Lukemcgee1) May 5, 2013
Let-Down Hair of the Weekend
Jermaine Johnson, Sheffield Wednesday
I’m in one of those sunshine & booze kinda moods today! No training so that only means one thing.. Get SMASHED.. Still celebrating #Onelove
— Jermaine Johnson (@DaRealJJ11) May 5, 2013
Gavin Massey, Colchester United
I’m on that good snus and alcohol
— Gavin Massey (@GMassey27) May 4, 2013
Honesty of the Weekend
George Lineker
Off out to get absolutly bollocksed
— George Lineker (@GeorgeLineker) May 4, 2013
Accepted Apology of the Weekend
Dom Poleon, Leeds United and Jonathan Bond, Watford
Didn’t mean to injure @bondy506 wasn’t my intentions at all, hope his ok
— Dom Poleon (@MrPoleon) May 4, 2013
@mrpoleon im ok man don’t worry these things happen
— Jonathan Bond (@bondy506) May 4, 2013
Tune in on Friday for our Football Tweets of the Week!