Cristiano Ronaldo and Rihanna
Rihanna had trouble grasping the concept of rock-paper-scissors (Image: @Cristiano)

Football Tweets of the Week: Ronaldo, Kompany, Michu, Ramage and more!

Football Tweets of the Week. Need we elucidate any further? Just get a load of these…

Pertinent Question of the Week

Darren Eadie, ex-Norwich City and Leicester City

So, who gave me the Gastric flu?

— Darren Eadie (@eadie11) May 30, 2013

“Sounds Hilarious” of the Week

Tony Fernandes, Queens Park Rangers

Funny old day today.Great investors meeting. Some interesting press today on football and airports.

— Tony Fernandes (@tonyfernandes) May 30, 2013

Wizards of the Week

Crystal Palace defence

The centre half union! #thoushallnotpass ! twitter.com/peterramage83/…

— Peter Ramage (@peterramage83) May 27, 2013

Buh-Bye! of the Week

Nathaniel Chalobah, Chelsea

Watford will always have a place in my heart. #WFC #watfordfc

— Nathaniel Chalobah (@chalobah) May 27, 2013

Footballers Have Feelings Too of the Weekend

Bobson Bawling, Watford

@chalobah going to miss you bro, hope for the best for you when you go back to #cfc and yhh I will stay in touch don’t watch dat #gunnamissu

— Bobson Bawling (@BobsErd) May 29, 2013

Perfect Example of How Young People Talk Now of the Week

Bobson Bawling, Watford

Actually looking to do a madness for my 18th you know

— Bobson Bawling (@BobsErd) May 30, 2013

QI of the Week

Jay Bothroyd, Queens Park Rangers and Marvin Sordell, Bolton Wanderers

How many people think Dubai is a country ???? I’m trying to say it’s a city , debates at dinner lol !!!!

— Jay bothroyd (@jaybothroyd) May 30, 2013

@jaybothroyd it is a city. United Arab Emirates is the country its in

— Marvin Sordell (@MarvinSordell) May 30, 2013

@marvinsordell that’s what I said !!!Some people are dumb lol

— Jay bothroyd (@jaybothroyd) May 30, 2013

@marvinsordell @jaybothroyd It’s an Emirate. A state if you like. So it’s neither. I think there are 7 emirates in the UAE.

— Edward Pearse (@Wiggles_01) May 30, 2013

Looks Thrilled of the Week

Jordi Gómez, Wigan Athletic

My Birthday Cake a few days ago twitter.com/JordiGomez14/s…

— Jordi Gómez (@JordiGomez14) May 30, 2013

Invitation of the Week

Guy Branston, Plymouth Argyle

#PAFC ONE more year @themichaelowen #OWEN4ARGYLE

— Guy Branston (@Brano1979) May 27, 2013

Shawshank Redemption-Style Ending of the Week

Harry Cornick, Bournemouth

Why are my bogies black?

— Harry Cornick (@CornickH) May 27, 2013

@cornickh Have you been to a city? Or somewhere dirty?

— Grace Emmanuel (@GraceEmmanuel) May 27, 2013

@graceemmanuel urmmmm yes, they are back to normal now I dug my way out!

— Harry Cornick (@CornickH) May 27, 2013

On the Road-Style Ending of the Week

Jack Byrne, Manchester City

What happens in Hong Kong stays in Hong Kong #HappyEndings

— Jack Byrne (@Jackb_8) May 27, 2013

Not in Swansea Anymore of the Week


Holidays!!! twitter.com/Michuoviedo/st…

— Michu (@Michuoviedo) May 30, 2013

Super Sub of the Week

Max Rushden, Soccer AM

Today gaffer chris hughton took off jay jay okocha and brought me on with the instruction “just try and keep the ball”. #lettheballdothework

— Max Rushden (@maxrushden) May 27, 2013

Belated Realisation of the Week

Rodney Marsh, ex-Fulham, Manchester City and Queens Park Rangers

Marvin Gaye What a talent…..

— Rodney Marsh (@RodneyMarsh10) May 30, 2013

Critic of the Week

Miles Storey, Swindon Town

Bgt winds me up they are shite at dancing just cause there under 8s #grumpy

— Miles Storey (@m_storey32) May 30, 2013

Minty Fresh Breath of the Week

Roman Michael-Percil, Tottenham Hotspur

So hungry I’m just in my car munching on tictacs because they’re there

— Roman Michael-Percil (@RMPercil) May 30, 2013

Tell Us More About These Bare Girls… of the Week

Roman Michael-Percil, Spurs

Bare girls hating on Alicia Keys stop it right NOW

— Roman Michael-Percil (@RMPercil) May 30, 2013

Misspelling of the Week

Leroy Lita, Swansea City

@morriskid seriously tho why is that other dude a boxer? #PeeHeart

— Leroy Lita (@LeroyLita8) May 27, 2013

Jermaine PedantJermaine Pedant says… Presumably Leroy meant to write ‘pea’, thus conveying the small amount of metaphorical heart that said boxer has to draw upon, but we await confirmation on the matter. Over to you, Leroy!

Misspelling of the Week II

Liam Ridgewell, West Bromwich Albion

Time to leave Dubai. Emarites lounge for a few hrs listening to my new summer tune get on it #THICKE

— Ridgy 6(@liam_ridgewell) May 27, 2013

Jermaine PedantJermaine Pedant says… Emirates.

Funny-Sounding Bonus of the Week

John McGinn, St. Mirren

Back in Glasgow without my bag #bonus

— John McGinn (@JohnMcGinn8) May 30, 2013

Hard Life of the Week

Cristiano Ronaldo, Real Madrid

Yesterday at @rihanna‘ s concert. twitter.com/Cristiano/stat…

— Cristiano Ronaldo (@Cristiano) May 29, 2013

Hand of the Week

Vincent Kompany, Manchester City

@ndj_official @joleonlescott 7 hrs flight now. So for the time being, you gotta talk to the hand brother! :-) twitter.com/VincentKompany…

— Vincent Kompany (@VincentKompany) May 30, 2013

Tune in on Monday for our Football Tweets of the Weekend!