Football Tweets of the Week. Need we elucidate any further? Just get a load of these…
Pertinent Question of the Week
Darren Eadie, ex-Norwich City and Leicester City
So, who gave me the Gastric flu?
— Darren Eadie (@eadie11) May 30, 2013
“Sounds Hilarious” of the Week
Tony Fernandes, Queens Park Rangers
Funny old day today.Great investors meeting. Some interesting press today on football and airports.
— Tony Fernandes (@tonyfernandes) May 30, 2013
Wizards of the Week
Crystal Palace defence
The centre half union! #thoushallnotpass ! twitter.com/peterramage83/…
— Peter Ramage (@peterramage83) May 27, 2013
Buh-Bye! of the Week
Nathaniel Chalobah, Chelsea
Watford will always have a place in my heart. #WFC #watfordfc
— Nathaniel Chalobah (@chalobah) May 27, 2013
Footballers Have Feelings Too of the Weekend
Bobson Bawling, Watford
@chalobah going to miss you bro, hope for the best for you when you go back to #cfc and yhh I will stay in touch don’t watch dat #gunnamissu
— Bobson Bawling (@BobsErd) May 29, 2013
Perfect Example of How Young People Talk Now of the Week
Bobson Bawling, Watford
Actually looking to do a madness for my 18th you know
— Bobson Bawling (@BobsErd) May 30, 2013
QI of the Week
Jay Bothroyd, Queens Park Rangers and Marvin Sordell, Bolton Wanderers
How many people think Dubai is a country ???? I’m trying to say it’s a city , debates at dinner lol !!!!
— Jay bothroyd (@jaybothroyd) May 30, 2013
@jaybothroyd it is a city. United Arab Emirates is the country its in
— Marvin Sordell (@MarvinSordell) May 30, 2013
@marvinsordell that’s what I said !!!Some people are dumb lol
— Jay bothroyd (@jaybothroyd) May 30, 2013
@marvinsordell @jaybothroyd It’s an Emirate. A state if you like. So it’s neither. I think there are 7 emirates in the UAE.
— Edward Pearse (@Wiggles_01) May 30, 2013
Looks Thrilled of the Week
Jordi Gómez, Wigan Athletic
My Birthday Cake a few days ago twitter.com/JordiGomez14/s…
— Jordi Gómez (@JordiGomez14) May 30, 2013
Invitation of the Week
Guy Branston, Plymouth Argyle
#PAFC ONE more year @themichaelowen #OWEN4ARGYLE
— Guy Branston (@Brano1979) May 27, 2013
Shawshank Redemption-Style Ending of the Week
Harry Cornick, Bournemouth
Why are my bogies black?
— Harry Cornick (@CornickH) May 27, 2013
@cornickh Have you been to a city? Or somewhere dirty?
— Grace Emmanuel (@GraceEmmanuel) May 27, 2013
@graceemmanuel urmmmm yes, they are back to normal now I dug my way out!
— Harry Cornick (@CornickH) May 27, 2013
On the Road-Style Ending of the Week
Jack Byrne, Manchester City
What happens in Hong Kong stays in Hong Kong #HappyEndings
— Jack Byrne (@Jackb_8) May 27, 2013
Not in Swansea Anymore of the Week
Michu
Holidays!!! twitter.com/Michuoviedo/st…
— Michu (@Michuoviedo) May 30, 2013
Super Sub of the Week
Max Rushden, Soccer AM
Today gaffer chris hughton took off jay jay okocha and brought me on with the instruction “just try and keep the ball”. #lettheballdothework
— Max Rushden (@maxrushden) May 27, 2013
Belated Realisation of the Week
Rodney Marsh, ex-Fulham, Manchester City and Queens Park Rangers
Marvin Gaye What a talent…..
— Rodney Marsh (@RodneyMarsh10) May 30, 2013
Critic of the Week
Miles Storey, Swindon Town
Bgt winds me up they are shite at dancing just cause there under 8s #grumpy
— Miles Storey (@m_storey32) May 30, 2013
Minty Fresh Breath of the Week
Roman Michael-Percil, Tottenham Hotspur
So hungry I’m just in my car munching on tictacs because they’re there
— Roman Michael-Percil (@RMPercil) May 30, 2013
Tell Us More About These Bare Girls… of the Week
Roman Michael-Percil, Spurs
Bare girls hating on Alicia Keys stop it right NOW
— Roman Michael-Percil (@RMPercil) May 30, 2013
Misspelling of the Week
Leroy Lita, Swansea City
@morriskid seriously tho why is that other dude a boxer? #PeeHeart
— Leroy Lita (@LeroyLita8) May 27, 2013
Jermaine Pedant says… Presumably Leroy meant to write ‘pea’, thus conveying the small amount of metaphorical heart that said boxer has to draw upon, but we await confirmation on the matter. Over to you, Leroy!
Misspelling of the Week II
Liam Ridgewell, West Bromwich Albion
Time to leave Dubai. Emarites lounge for a few hrs listening to my new summer tune get on it #THICKE
— Ridgy 6(@liam_ridgewell) May 27, 2013
Jermaine Pedant says… Emirates.
Funny-Sounding Bonus of the Week
John McGinn, St. Mirren
Back in Glasgow without my bag #bonus
— John McGinn (@JohnMcGinn8) May 30, 2013
Hard Life of the Week
Cristiano Ronaldo, Real Madrid
Yesterday at @rihanna‘ s concert. twitter.com/Cristiano/stat…
— Cristiano Ronaldo (@Cristiano) May 29, 2013
Hand of the Week
Vincent Kompany, Manchester City
@ndj_official @joleonlescott 7 hrs flight now. So for the time being, you gotta talk to the hand brother! :-) twitter.com/VincentKompany…
— Vincent Kompany (@VincentKompany) May 30, 2013
Tune in on Monday for our Football Tweets of the Weekend!