Football Tweets of the Weekend: Norwich, Distin, Sidwell, Benali and more!

Norwich City
Norwich… In happier times (Image: Dweller)

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Celebration of the Weekend

Wigan Athletic’s club doctor

Our Doctor is enjoying the win today:-) twitter.com/Scharns33/stat…

— Paul Scharner (@Scharns33) April 13, 2013

Reply of the Weekend

Rachel Roberts

Great day for the unwashed. Enjoy the day because at full time you have to head back over the tyne to that karzee…

— JusticeForThe96 (@Joey7Barton) April 14, 2013

@joey7barton another day making friends

— Rachel Roberts (@scouserachel) April 14, 2013

Commentary of the Weekend

Jim Proudfoot

Think they’ve just stopped caring about his politics #safc

— Jim Proudfoot (@JimProudfoot) April 14, 2013

‘Waited ‘Til All the Newcastle Fans Had Gone’ of the Weekend

Michael Gray, ex-Sunderland

Get in there…. Well done lads FANTASTIC #PaoloDiCaniooooooo#safc 3,NIL twitter.com/mickygray33/st…

— michael gray (@mickygray33) April 14, 2013

‘Scourge of Montrose and Elgin’ of the Weekend

Lee McCulloch and Andy Little, Rangers

Thanks for all the great messages,that’s @andylittle29 and myself hit the fifty goal mark,first players to do it since super and hateley.wow

— Lee McCulloch (@jiggymacc6) April 13, 2013

‘Recognises Production Values’ of the Weekend

Karl Darlow, Nottingham Forest

great turn around from sky! one game finishes, straight into the next!

— Karl Darlow (@KarlDarlow) April 14, 2013

‘Had an Empty Cartridge Pen for a While’ of the Weekend

Jordan Willis, Coventry City

More ink on Thursday

— Jordan Willis (@JordanWillis94) April 14, 2013

Tumbleweed of the Weekend

Sky Sports News

What did Jamie Redknapp make of today’s results? Find out – he’s live #SSN before 1630!

— Sky Sports News (@SkySportsNews) April 14, 2013

Reply of the Weekend II

RT“@skysportsnews: What did Jamie Redknapp make of today’s results?”I’m picturing a child’s crayon drawing?

— Baz (@bazlyons) April 14, 2013

Disgruntlement of the Weekend

Norwich City

Only so much you can say on here but who cares that linesman has cost us massively today decisions change games #gutted

— Robert snodgrass (@robsnodgrass7) April 13, 2013

Just watched match of the day! Never ever been a penalty. You see that so many times in games. You will end up giving 10 Pens a game

— Elliott Bennett (@Ebenno88) April 13, 2013

Referee , you killed the game , and you killed us .

— AG 6 (@AdelGafaiti) April 13, 2013

We’ve done the job for 85min and then a bad decision taking against us and the game changed!thats football we need to carry on!#greatsupport

— Sebastien bassong (@BassongOfficiel) April 13, 2013

Haha a lot of arsenal fans battering me lol!!! Didn’t hear you today until the 85min lol! Enjoy 3rd place

— Bradley Johnson (@Bradley4Johnson) April 13, 2013

Just sat with Mark Bunn on the bus he’s reading twitter and is very upset with some of the tweets that he is getting from the arsenal fans!

— Anthony Pilkington (@Pilkington_11) April 13, 2013

Enthusiast of the Weekend

Johnnie Jackson, Charlton Athletic

Knee slide celebration for an own goal#straightred

— Johnnie Jackson (@johnnie_jackson) April 8, 2013

What is the perfect knee slide I hear you ask?? twitter.com/johnnie_jackso…

— Johnnie Jackson (@johnnie_jackson) April 8, 2013

Hold up,they’re all at it!…Giroud’s gone for the knee slide for an own goal too!!

— Johnnie Jackson (@johnnie_jackson) April 13, 2013

What is the perfect knee slide I hear you ask?? twitter.com/johnnie_jackso…

— Johnnie Jackson (@johnnie_jackson) April 13, 2013

I can only dream of knee sliding like Thierry….. #iamnotworthy

— Johnnie Jackson (@johnnie_jackson) April 13, 2013

Defiance of the Weekend

Luke Steele, Barnsley

I appreciate the tweets,believe me it hurts deep when I play poorly…But I can take the hits so no need to defend me! #Just get on with it!

— luke steele (@lukeysteele1) April 13, 2013


— luke steele (@lukeysteele1) April 13, 2013

Dedication of the Weekend

Giles Barnes, Houston Dynamo

walking round in recovery tights WILL get people looking at u like u lost the plot but… #preparationiskey

— Giles Barnes (@GilesBarnesReal) April 13, 2013

Defecation of the Weekend

Noel Hunt, Reading

“@ajok96: @boyhunt did you hear the fireworks going off in the ground twitter.com/ajok96/status/…” yes I actually S##t myself twice!!!

— Noel Hunt (@boyhunt) April 13, 2013

Desire of the Weekend

John-Joe O’Toole, Colchester United

I’d love to chin Jessie j

— john-joe o’toole (@johnjoeotoole) April 13, 2013

Smut Peddlers of the Weekend

Steve Sidwell, Fulham and John Oster, Barnet

“@sjsidwell: #go #stop #choke #bite #getintheholethis golf lingo is a bit saucy” #sneakedinthebackdoor

— John Oster (@johnnyost) April 13, 2013

“Oh Aye?” of the Weekend

Sylvain Distin, Everton

Great result… But not not happy with big Vic for stealing my goal lol

— Sylvain Distin (@sylvaind15tin) April 13, 2013

@sylvaind15tin do u think you could deal with big vic? He’s on fire

— Bradley Smith (@Brado22Smith) April 13, 2013

@brado22smith I know his weakness

— Sylvain Distin (@sylvaind15tin) April 13, 2013

Comp of the Weekend

Sascha Riether, Fulham

Thank you @eddzeko.all the best twitter.com/saschariether/…

— Sascha Riether (@saschariether) April 14, 2013

Sushi Lover of the Weekend

William Troost-Ekong, Tottenham Hotspur

RT @vakky0601: @williamekong Hi! i’m japanese spurs fun! do you like Shushi? – yeah I love sushi

— William Troost-Ekong (@WilliamEkong) April 13, 2013

Chinese Lovers of the Weekend

The family of Francis Benali, ex-Southampton

Only the Benali’s would order a Chinese this big… twitter.com/KenzieBenali/s…

— Kenzie Benali (@KenzieBenali) April 13, 2013

Solution of the Weekend

Mark Arber, Arsenal Academy coach

Amazing how much better you feel after puking your guts up. #jobdone

— Mark Arber (@1Arbs) April 13, 2013

Advice to Fruit Producers of the Weekend

Hope Akpan, Reading

Don’t let your situation define you…produce fruit

— Hope Akpan (@HopeAkpan) April 14, 2013

Punning of the Weekend

Max Rushden, Soccer AM

“@mrdanwalker: The curious incident of Ngog and Zat knight time.#BooksXI #tuesdayteamnews,

— Max Rushden (@maxrushden) April 9, 2013

Odd Choice of Sketching Surface of the Weekend

Oliver Burton

My drawing of Jay Emmanuel-Thomas @officialjet9 twitter.com/omburton/statu…

— Oliver Burton (@omburton) April 14, 2013

Graciousness of the Weekend

Craig Beattie, ex-Celtic

“@goooaaaaallllll: @craigbeats fuck you ya shit twat waste of space . Drop dead wanker” hahahahaha thank you you have a nice night sir

— Craig Beattie (@CraigBeats) April 13, 2013

Banter of the Weekend

Jody Morris, ex-Chelsea and TV’s Alan Carr

Bit of banter in the toilet with @alancarr is never a bad thing!! Only happens in #WestLondon

— jody morris (@morriskid) April 13, 2013

Banter of the Weekend II

Mike Parry, ex-talkSPORT

Hey Gary @garylineker D’ya see the irony in what you’ve just said. BBC Masters coverage is “advert free”. What, like no crisp adverts ha ha

— Mike Parry (@mikeparry8) April 13, 2013

Banter of the Weekend III

Mark Bright, ex-Crystal Palace and George Lineker, son of Gary

@georgelineker pipedown G, two drinks and you get carried out of a club legless, you can’t putt, can’t drink & can’t pull… #Cmonson

— Mark Bright (@Mark__Bright) April 13, 2013

@mark__bright haha wanna bet?

— George Lineker (@GeorgeLineker) April 13, 2013

@georgelineker two Tiger beers and your any old #bigbrothercontestants catch.. #slowdown #easeup

— Mark Bright (@Mark__Bright) April 13, 2013

Banter of the Weekend IV

Ben Hamer and Johnnie Jackson, Charlton Athletic

@benhamer21 you farmer cunt

— Johnnie Jackson (@johnnie_jackson) April 13, 2013

“What is Going on in This Picture?” of the Weekend

Jody Craddock, Wolverhampton Wanderers

Deep in thought, yeah I know great slippers. twitter.com/MrJodyCraddock…

— Jody Craddock (@MrJodyCraddock) April 14, 2013

Typo of the Weekend

Silvia Berlusconi

Mistake on the AC Milan – Napoli scoreline before. Apologies. #wearehuman #silviaberlusconirunsthisaccount #sorry

— 101 Great Goals (@101greatgoals) April 14, 2013

Typo of the Weekend II

Devante Cole, Manchester City

And the guy who sung stary eyed #killed it

— Coley-Cole (@DevanteeeCole) April 13, 2013

Stary eyes
Stary eyes (Image: Ben Evans)

Tune in on Friday for our Football Tweets of the Week!