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Celebration of the Weekend
Wigan Athletic’s club doctor
Our Doctor is enjoying the win today:-) twitter.com/Scharns33/stat…
— Paul Scharner (@Scharns33) April 13, 2013
Reply of the Weekend
Rachel Roberts
Great day for the unwashed. Enjoy the day because at full time you have to head back over the tyne to that karzee…
— JusticeForThe96 (@Joey7Barton) April 14, 2013
@joey7barton another day making friends
— Rachel Roberts (@scouserachel) April 14, 2013
Commentary of the Weekend
Jim Proudfoot
Think they’ve just stopped caring about his politics #safc
— Jim Proudfoot (@JimProudfoot) April 14, 2013
‘Waited ‘Til All the Newcastle Fans Had Gone’ of the Weekend
Michael Gray, ex-Sunderland
Get in there…. Well done lads FANTASTIC #PaoloDiCaniooooooo#safc 3,NIL twitter.com/mickygray33/st…
— michael gray (@mickygray33) April 14, 2013
‘Scourge of Montrose and Elgin’ of the Weekend
Lee McCulloch and Andy Little, Rangers
Thanks for all the great messages,that’s @andylittle29 and myself hit the fifty goal mark,first players to do it since super and hateley.wow
— Lee McCulloch (@jiggymacc6) April 13, 2013
‘Recognises Production Values’ of the Weekend
Karl Darlow, Nottingham Forest
great turn around from sky! one game finishes, straight into the next!
— Karl Darlow (@KarlDarlow) April 14, 2013
‘Had an Empty Cartridge Pen for a While’ of the Weekend
Jordan Willis, Coventry City
More ink on Thursday
— Jordan Willis (@JordanWillis94) April 14, 2013
Tumbleweed of the Weekend
Sky Sports News
What did Jamie Redknapp make of today’s results? Find out – he’s live #SSN before 1630!
— Sky Sports News (@SkySportsNews) April 14, 2013
Reply of the Weekend II
RT“@skysportsnews: What did Jamie Redknapp make of today’s results?”I’m picturing a child’s crayon drawing?
— Baz (@bazlyons) April 14, 2013
Disgruntlement of the Weekend
Norwich City
Only so much you can say on here but who cares that linesman has cost us massively today decisions change games #gutted
— Robert snodgrass (@robsnodgrass7) April 13, 2013
Just watched match of the day! Never ever been a penalty. You see that so many times in games. You will end up giving 10 Pens a game
— Elliott Bennett (@Ebenno88) April 13, 2013
Referee , you killed the game , and you killed us .
— AG 6 (@AdelGafaiti) April 13, 2013
We’ve done the job for 85min and then a bad decision taking against us and the game changed!thats football we need to carry on!#greatsupport
— Sebastien bassong (@BassongOfficiel) April 13, 2013
Haha a lot of arsenal fans battering me lol!!! Didn’t hear you today until the 85min lol! Enjoy 3rd place
— Bradley Johnson (@Bradley4Johnson) April 13, 2013
Just sat with Mark Bunn on the bus he’s reading twitter and is very upset with some of the tweets that he is getting from the arsenal fans!
— Anthony Pilkington (@Pilkington_11) April 13, 2013
Enthusiast of the Weekend
Johnnie Jackson, Charlton Athletic
Knee slide celebration for an own goal#straightred
— Johnnie Jackson (@johnnie_jackson) April 8, 2013
What is the perfect knee slide I hear you ask?? twitter.com/johnnie_jackso…
— Johnnie Jackson (@johnnie_jackson) April 8, 2013
Hold up,they’re all at it!…Giroud’s gone for the knee slide for an own goal too!!
— Johnnie Jackson (@johnnie_jackson) April 13, 2013
What is the perfect knee slide I hear you ask?? twitter.com/johnnie_jackso…
— Johnnie Jackson (@johnnie_jackson) April 13, 2013
I can only dream of knee sliding like Thierry….. #iamnotworthy
— Johnnie Jackson (@johnnie_jackson) April 13, 2013
Defiance of the Weekend
Luke Steele, Barnsley
I appreciate the tweets,believe me it hurts deep when I play poorly…But I can take the hits so no need to defend me! #Just get on with it!
— luke steele (@lukeysteele1) April 13, 2013
— luke steele (@lukeysteele1) April 13, 2013
Dedication of the Weekend
Giles Barnes, Houston Dynamo
walking round in recovery tights WILL get people looking at u like u lost the plot but… #preparationiskey
— Giles Barnes (@GilesBarnesReal) April 13, 2013
Defecation of the Weekend
Noel Hunt, Reading
“@ajok96: @boyhunt did you hear the fireworks going off in the ground twitter.com/ajok96/status/…” yes I actually S##t myself twice!!!
— Noel Hunt (@boyhunt) April 13, 2013
Desire of the Weekend
John-Joe O’Toole, Colchester United
I’d love to chin Jessie j
— john-joe o’toole (@johnjoeotoole) April 13, 2013
Smut Peddlers of the Weekend
Steve Sidwell, Fulham and John Oster, Barnet
“@sjsidwell: #go #stop #choke #bite #getintheholethis golf lingo is a bit saucy” #sneakedinthebackdoor
— John Oster (@johnnyost) April 13, 2013
“Oh Aye?” of the Weekend
Sylvain Distin, Everton
Great result… But not not happy with big Vic for stealing my goal lol
— Sylvain Distin (@sylvaind15tin) April 13, 2013
@sylvaind15tin do u think you could deal with big vic? He’s on fire
— Bradley Smith (@Brado22Smith) April 13, 2013
@brado22smith I know his weakness
— Sylvain Distin (@sylvaind15tin) April 13, 2013
Comp of the Weekend
Sascha Riether, Fulham
Thank you @eddzeko.all the best twitter.com/saschariether/…
— Sascha Riether (@saschariether) April 14, 2013
Sushi Lover of the Weekend
William Troost-Ekong, Tottenham Hotspur
RT @vakky0601: @williamekong Hi! i’m japanese spurs fun! do you like Shushi? – yeah I love sushi
— William Troost-Ekong (@WilliamEkong) April 13, 2013
Chinese Lovers of the Weekend
The family of Francis Benali, ex-Southampton
Only the Benali’s would order a Chinese this big… twitter.com/KenzieBenali/s…
— Kenzie Benali (@KenzieBenali) April 13, 2013
Solution of the Weekend
Mark Arber, Arsenal Academy coach
Amazing how much better you feel after puking your guts up. #jobdone
— Mark Arber (@1Arbs) April 13, 2013
Advice to Fruit Producers of the Weekend
Hope Akpan, Reading
Don’t let your situation define you…produce fruit
— Hope Akpan (@HopeAkpan) April 14, 2013
Punning of the Weekend
Max Rushden, Soccer AM
“@mrdanwalker: The curious incident of Ngog and Zat knight time.#BooksXI #tuesdayteamnews,
— Max Rushden (@maxrushden) April 9, 2013
Odd Choice of Sketching Surface of the Weekend
Oliver Burton
My drawing of Jay Emmanuel-Thomas @officialjet9 twitter.com/omburton/statu…
— Oliver Burton (@omburton) April 14, 2013
Graciousness of the Weekend
Craig Beattie, ex-Celtic
“@goooaaaaallllll: @craigbeats fuck you ya shit twat waste of space . Drop dead wanker” hahahahaha thank you you have a nice night sir
— Craig Beattie (@CraigBeats) April 13, 2013
Banter of the Weekend
Jody Morris, ex-Chelsea and TV’s Alan Carr
Bit of banter in the toilet with @alancarr is never a bad thing!! Only happens in #WestLondon
— jody morris (@morriskid) April 13, 2013
Banter of the Weekend II
Mike Parry, ex-talkSPORT
Hey Gary @garylineker D’ya see the irony in what you’ve just said. BBC Masters coverage is “advert free”. What, like no crisp adverts ha ha
— Mike Parry (@mikeparry8) April 13, 2013
Banter of the Weekend III
Mark Bright, ex-Crystal Palace and George Lineker, son of Gary
@georgelineker pipedown G, two drinks and you get carried out of a club legless, you can’t putt, can’t drink & can’t pull… #Cmonson
— Mark Bright (@Mark__Bright) April 13, 2013
@mark__bright haha wanna bet?
— George Lineker (@GeorgeLineker) April 13, 2013
@georgelineker two Tiger beers and your any old #bigbrothercontestants catch.. #slowdown #easeup
— Mark Bright (@Mark__Bright) April 13, 2013
Banter of the Weekend IV
Ben Hamer and Johnnie Jackson, Charlton Athletic
@benhamer21 you farmer cunt
— Johnnie Jackson (@johnnie_jackson) April 13, 2013
“What is Going on in This Picture?” of the Weekend
Jody Craddock, Wolverhampton Wanderers
Deep in thought, yeah I know great slippers. twitter.com/MrJodyCraddock…
— Jody Craddock (@MrJodyCraddock) April 14, 2013
Typo of the Weekend
Silvia Berlusconi
Mistake on the AC Milan – Napoli scoreline before. Apologies. #wearehuman #silviaberlusconirunsthisaccount #sorry
— 101 Great Goals (@101greatgoals) April 14, 2013
Typo of the Weekend II
Devante Cole, Manchester City
And the guy who sung stary eyed #killed it
— Coley-Cole (@DevanteeeCole) April 13, 2013
Tune in on Friday for our Football Tweets of the Week!