Gather round, gather round, and get a face load of Football Burp’s Football Tweets of the Week!
Trapattoni Diss of the Week
Ian Harte and Adam Le Fondre, Reading
— Adam Le Fondre (@A1F1E9) February 5, 2013
Waking Up in a Weird Place of the Week
Kevin Kilbane, ex-West Bromwich Albion, Everton and Sunderland
Looks like I’m on the treadmill again this morning!
— Kevin Kilbane (@kdkilbane77) February 5, 2013
Unfortunate Collision of the Week
Marc Albrighton, Aston Villa and Steve Froggatt, ex-Aston Villa, Wolverhampton Wanderers and Coventry City
Just bumped into Marc Albrighton smashing lad local boy out with a broken foot will be out for another few weeks. #avfc
— Steve Froggatt (@SteveFroggy) February 8, 2013
Crossed Paths of the Week
Billy Sharp, Nottingham Forest and Geri Halliwell, Spice Girls
Really really want I really really want a pic a pic a picture with geri halliwell thanks ginger spice @foundationljs twitter.com/billysharp10/s…
— billy sharp (@billysharp10) February 6, 2013
Unusually Excited By a Baseball Team from Houston of the Week
Graham Gartland, Shelbourne
Wow….. Stiff this morning #astros
— Graham Gartland (@Garts6) February 5, 2013
Multiple Affirmations of the Week
Marlon Harewood, Barnsley
Yep a lot
— Marlon Harewood (@Mazer_9) February 5, 2013
Knocking Over a Tree of the Week
Matt Le Tissier, ex-Southampton
I only leant on it for a rest!! Don’t know my own strength! :-)) twitter.com/mattletiss7/st…
— Matt Le Tissier (@mattletiss7) February 5, 2013
Ironed Their Own Shirts of the Week
The Ferdinand brothers
One of our mum and dads proudest moments!!! twitter.com/anton_ferdinan…
— Anton Ferdinand (@anton_ferdinand) February 5, 2013
Question of the Week
Nicklas Bendtner, Arsenal
why are you so crazy about this girl???
— Nicklas Bendtner (@bendtnerb52) February 6, 2013
Admission of the Week
Zak Ansah, Arsenal
Ronaldinho gives me goosebumps
— Zak Ansah (@ZakAnsah) February 6, 2013
Admission of the Week II
Sean Morrison, Reading
I’d teabag ryan gosling … #facts
— sean morrison (@seanmorrison_91) February 7, 2013
Admission of the Week III
Gary Madine, Sheffield Wednesday
Am I a complete weirdo or does evry1 dutch oven there selves in bed???
— Gary Madine (@GaryMadine9) February 6, 2013
Explanation of the Week
Gary Madine, Sheffield Wednesday
Sorry, dutch oven is when u fart under the blanket then put your head under. Burns the nostrils
— Gary Madine (@GaryMadine9) February 7, 2013
Gloat of the Week
Ian Abrahams, talkSPORT
Did hint on Sunday both Nottingham clubs would be searching for a new manager
— Ian Abrahams (@BroadcastMoose) February 5, 2013
Understatement of the Week
Gary Neville, ex-Manchester United
“@skynewsbreak: UPDATE: Food Standards Agency says some Findus beef lasagne products contained as much as 100% horse meat”That’s a lot!
— G.Neville (@GNev2) February 7, 2013
Culinary Suggestion of the Week
Jody Morris, ex-Chelsea and St. Johnstone
Petit Filous with some pink grapefruit!! #absoluteWinner
— jody morris (@morriskid) February 6, 2013
Copy/Paste of the Week
John Aldridge, ex-Liverpool, Oxford United and Tranmere Rovers
Shutting down now hasta mañana
— John Aldridge (@Realaldo474) February 6, 2013
Unexpectedly Regal Closing Sentence of the Week
Stan Collymore, ex-Nottingham Forest, Liverpool and Aston Villa
Good test now for English media &fans.Jack Wilshere is a very good MF in a pool of many good worldwide MF. Temper necessity to deify him.
— Stan Collymore (@StanCollymore) February 6, 2013
Enlightenment of the Week
Sylvain Distin, Everton
People too weak to follow their own dreams will always find a way to discourage yours
— Sylvain Distin (@sylvaind15tin) February 6, 2013
Clash of the Week
Joey Barton, Marseille and Gabriel Zakuani, Peterborough
It really annoys me when footballers start praying on the pitch. Why would a God, if he existed give a shit about the outcome of a match!
— Joseph Barton (@Joey7Barton) February 6, 2013
My last RT just confirmed what I already knew. @joey7barton is a 1st class knob head
— Gabriel Zakuani (@Gabs50Zakuani) February 7, 2013
Intriguing Accusation of the Week
Neville Southall, ex-Everton and Wales
Decent game tonight Bellamy and bale different classWales played wellAustria better with crossbows than with a ball
— Neville Southall (@NevilleSouthall) February 7, 2013
Entirely Normal-Looking Nutters of the Week
MUTV co-presenters of Dion Dublin, ex-Manchester United, Coventry City and Aston Villa
My 2 Co Presenters on MUTV Thursday Focus #nutters twitter.com/DionDublinsDub…
— Dion Dublin (@DionDublinsDube) February 7, 2013
Get-Up of the Week
Hans Sarpei, ex-Wolfsburg
Mer losse de Dom in Kölle … twitter.com/HansSarpei/sta…
— Hans Sarpei (@HansSarpei) February 7, 2013
Truth of the Week
Robert Earnshaw, Maccabi Tel Aviv
— Robert Earnshaw (@RobertEarnshaw) February 7, 2013
I’m gona give you some truth
— Robert Earnshaw (@RobertEarnshaw) February 7, 2013
#1~ Serious People do Serious Things #TheTruth
— Robert Earnshaw (@RobertEarnshaw) February 7, 2013
Can’t Handle the Truth of the Week
This guy
@robertearnshaw mind = blown
— James Morris (@jameslovesbdog) February 7, 2013
Dog of a Player of the Week
Dexter, companion to James McArthur, Wigan Athletic
Dexter playing for Scotland tonight ha twitter.com/jamesmcarthur1…
— james mcarthur (@jamesmcarthur16) February 7, 2013
*Sigh* of the Week
Joey Barton, Marseille
I’m off. A little Yeats to ponder whilst I’m absent. ‘The sad, the lonely, the insatiable. To these Old Night shall all her mystery tell’ xx
— Joseph Barton (@Joey7Barton) February 7, 2013
Football Burp of the Week
Dean Morgan, Wycombe Wanderers
Hahaha I jus had poached eggs & bacon & green tea & some granola & now 3 oranges. BUUUURP ☺
— Dean Morgan (@DeanMorgan) February 5, 2013