There may not be as much happening at the moment, what with it being the off season and all, but that hasn’t stopped Football Burp from dutifully sniffing out the finest tweets for your perusal and/or delectation. Here, then, are our Football Tweets of the Week from the week just gone…
Happy Couple of the Week
Shane Long and Aiden McGeady, Republic of Ireland
Congratulations Shane Long and Aiden McGeady. Had no idea they were a couple twitter.com/hatchetcol/sta…
— Colm Hanley (@hatchetcol) June 8, 2013
Hallucination of the Week
Craig Fagan, ex-Hull City
We meet againtwitter.com/Craigfagan7/st…
— Craig Fagan (@Craigfagan7) June 5, 2013
says: Psst, Craig – there’s no one there.
Luvvie of the Week
Bill Kenwright, Everton chairman
Bill Kenwright talks of relief, joy, serious excitement and awe at appointment of Roberto Martinez
— Oliver Kay (@OliverKayTimes) June 5, 2013
Honesty of the Week
Alexi Lalas, ex-USA
Goodbye DC. I sweat a lot, but you were cool. #USAvGER
— Alexi Lalas (@AlexiLalas) June 3, 2013
Probable Non-Starter of the Week
Ronaldo to Spurs
“@lukecoulson8: Ronaldo has put his house up for sale.Don’t tease me like this! #Imagine”rumour is ronaldo and 15 mill for bale!!
— Ronnie Hawkins (@Ronz_H) June 4, 2013
“Pics or It Didn’t Happen” of the Week
Mikael Forssell, ex-Chelsea and Birmingham City
Doing some Rocky Balboa training in the woods! Also wrestling polar-bears and fighting moose for fitness! #training twitter.com/MikaelForssell…
— Mikael Forssell (@MikaelForssell) June 3, 2013
Common Mistake of the Week
Darren Huckerby, ex-Coventry City and Norwich City
On route to Birmingham
— Darren Huckerby (@hucks6dh6) June 9, 2013
Jermaine Pedant says… En route. It’s French.
Anthropomorphism of the Week
The FA
That’s me done for the day got to shoot off for dinner! Thanks for all your questions and support we all hope to do you proud!
— The FA (@FA) June 4, 2013
Should Have Studied Harder of the Week
Luke Shaw, Southampton
U-
— Luke Shaw (@Luke_shaw3) June 4, 2013
Farewells of the Week
Andrew Allen, Arsenal supporter
Goodbye Arshavin, you’re the only man who could ever pull-off a t-shirt featuring two (literally) fucking giraffes. twitter.com/AAllenSport/st…
— Andrew Allen (@AAllenSport) June 5, 2013
Goodbye Denilson, you may have danced like a creepy waiter but I forgive you. youtu.be/qfwGyU86WQo
— Andrew Allen (@AAllenSport) June 5, 2013
Goodbye Sebastien, I’m sorry I so regularly spelled your name with an ‘a’.
— Andrew Allen (@AAllenSport) June 5, 2013
Clarification of the Week
Rodney Marsh, ex-Fulham, Manchester City and Queens Park Rangers
For transparency: shit, bastard, arse & piss are NOT #asterisk violations and users will not be blocked….
— Rodney Marsh (@RodneyMarsh10) June 5, 2013
“Stick to Bruno Mars or Whatever” of the Week
Chris Chantler, Carlisle United
Imagine how good Bob Dylan would have been/be if he could actually sing
— Chris Chantler (@ChrisChantler24) June 5, 2013
Stereotype of the Week
George Lineker, son of Gary
If there’s one thing worse than a bird smoking, it’s a bird smoking roll ups. are you sure
— George Lineker (@GeorgeLineker) June 5, 2013
Encouragement of the Week
Paul Morrissey, 101 Great Goals
Kuwait’s Women ain’t a bad side, they just need to find a keeper who can touch the crossbar at a running jump101greatgoals.com/blog/jordan-be…
— Paul Morrissey (@Paul_Morrissey) June 9, 2013
Heterosexual of the Week
Adam Virgo, Bristol Rovers
I don’t feel like a dick!!!
— Adam Virgo (@Adamvirgs19) June 9, 2013
Taught By the Front Man of The Kinks of the Week
Jazz Richards, Swansea City
“@kevlew1: @jazzrichards some cracking memories #classofraydavies #paulcarlsensbarmyarmy” hahahahahaha
— jazz richards (@jazzrichards) June 9, 2013
Tough Life of the Week
Apostolos Vellios, Everton
Nice day twitter.com/tolisvellios/s…
— vellios apostolos (@tolisvellios) June 9, 2013