“Tweets of the Week!”
“Eh?”
“Football Tweets of the Week!”
“By Jove, you’re right…”
Multitasking of the Week
Rodney Marsh, ex-Fulham, Manchester City and Queens Park Rangers
I just brushed my teeth & had a pee while showering, listening to radio & thinking about invoices #fivethingsatonce
— Rodney Marsh (@RodneyMarsh10) May 2, 2013
Ticking Off of the Week
Andros Townsend and Jermaine Jenas, QPR, from Rodney Marsh
Superman has entered the building! Have a word with @jjenas8 guys! #rascaltrainers twitter.com/andros_townsen…
— andros townsend(@andros_townsend) April 30, 2013
@andros_townsend @jjenas8 > lol, really funny. If #QPR hadn’t been relegated 48 hours ago it would be even funnier…
— Rodney Marsh (@RodneyMarsh10) April 30, 2013
ITV Tweet of the Week
Chris Morgan, Liverpool physio
#bigmomentsthatITVwouldcuttoadvertsfor“One small step for man..one gi……..”We’ll have to leave it there Neil TOWIES starting”
— Chris Morgan (@ChrisMorgan10) April 30, 2013
Mourinho Tweet of the Week
Nando’s
What’s all this talk about Portugal’s greatest export returning to England?! We never left! ; )
— Nando’s (@NandosUK) April 30, 2013
Utterly Pointless Question of the Week
Alan Sugar, ex-Tottenham Hotspur chairman
I wonder if Jose Mourinho was put in charge of Leyton Orient without a cheque book if he would last a season
— Lord Sugar (@Lord_Sugar) April 30, 2013
“Yes, Probably” of the Week
Rory Loy, ex-Carlisle United and Rangers
Is there a reason Messi isn’t starting or just not playing?
— Rory Loy (@Loyman5) May 1, 2013
“Okay Man, Whatever You Say” of the Week
Emmanuel Frimpong, Fulham (on loan from Arsenal)
Only if arsenal didn’t face bayern what a team they are Thomas muller is a living legend am gonna send a cake to his mums house #Goodnight
— Emmanuel Frimpong (@IAMFRIMPONG26) May 1, 2013
“No, But No Doubt You Had a Good Chuckle to Yourself About It” of the Week
Clive Tyldesley, ITV commentator
Nobody notice aline from Breaking Bad last night?
— Clive Tyldesley (@CliveTyldesley) May 1, 2013
Self Xenophobe of the Week
Robert Huth, German
Get in! 90000 towels will be on the seats of wembley!!!
— robert huth (@robert_huth) May 1, 2013
One-Liner of the Week
Steve Hall, comedian
Champions League. The last time the Germans did something this brutal to the Spanish Picasso did a painting about it.
— Steve Hall (@stevehallcomedy) May 1, 2013
Camp Pose of the Week
David Luiz, Chelsea
— David Luiz (@DavidLuiz_4) April 30, 2013
And its sole response…
@davidluiz_4 Slut.
— Carefree Chronicles (@CareFreeChronic) April 30, 2013
Hit Nerve of the Week
Joey Barton, Olympique de Marseille (on loan from Queens Park Rangers)
Be warned, anyone correcting spelling or grammar in future to me, will be banished never to return again. Thank You and come again xx
— Joseph Barton (@Joey7Barton) April 30, 2013
Give me abuse all day, just don’t start that spelling b*llocks or you’ll be toast. No sob stories. No ‘I was only joking’. Nothing. BLOCKED
— Joseph Barton (@Joey7Barton) April 30, 2013
I really don’t mind the abuse, it won’t get you blocked. If i’m honest I actually enjoy it a little.Spelling/grammar Corrections = expulsion
— Joseph Barton (@Joey7Barton) April 30, 2013
Barton Troller of the Week
Brian Moore, ex-England rugby union
@joey7barton That should be a small ‘c’.
— Brian Moore (@brianmoore666) April 30, 2013
Joey Barton Troll of the Week
Doing a nasty thing here. Quickly following and then unfollowing some of the grammar knobs, before they are blocked…
— Joseph Barton (@Joey7Barton) April 30, 2013
Can just imagine the sad twats going, ‘Yes, Barton following me!’ Only to find out seconds later they’ve just been blocked. Haha wankers!
— Joseph Barton (@Joey7Barton) April 30, 2013
Q&A of the Week
Phil Neville, Everton
“@smithwhufc: @fizzer18 most memorable moment at upton park?”Being called a cu#t
— phil neville18 (@fizzer18) May 2, 2013
Love Doctor of the Week
Kei Kamara, Norwich City
I think of myself as the Date/Love Doctor tomy friends. I love have relationship talks with them and helping them figure their shit out.
— KEI KAMARA (@keikamara) April 29, 2013
Misspelling of the Week
Devante Cole, Manchester City
On the other hand Bayern Munich are unreal Along with dourtmoundEvery1 playing catch up now
— Coley-Cole (@DevanteeeCole) May 1, 2013
Jermaine Pedant says… ‘Dortmund’.
Typo of the Week
Gary Neville, addict
And for those asking me,its a very good addiction to Sky’s team to have Jamie Carragher.Current, No B******t and knows the game!
— G.Neville (@GNev2) April 30, 2013
Radio DJ of the Week
Marlon Beresford, ex-Burnley and Luton Town
Keeping up the tempo after the soccer with Seasick Steve over on #joolsholland #nice
— marlon beresford (@marlonberesford) April 30, 2013
Seasick Steve, incidentally, is surprisingly popular amongst footballers…
Conor McAleny, Everton
Seasick Steve on Jools here.. Boss!
— Conor McAleny (@CMcAleny) April 30, 2013
Don Hutchison, ex-Everton, Liverpool, Sheffield United, Sunderland and West Ham United
Seasick Steve playing a hub cap#jools
— Don Hutchison (@donhutch4) April 30, 2013
Front Row, Centre of the Week
Andy Carroll, West Ham United (on loan from Liverpool)
Beyonce at the O2 tonight!!!!
— Andy Carroll (@AndyTCarroll) April 30, 2013
Shock of the Week
Terrence Boyd, Rapid Vienna
I dont understand why there are people who seriously dont like #MrBean
— Terrence Boyd (@TBoyd91) April 29, 2013
If Only They Knew They Were Holding Up Titus Bramble of the Week
Vodafone
Any danger in @vodafoneuk technical team picking up the phone. I’ve only been on hold 20 mins
— titus bramble (@19tmb) May 2, 2013
Competition of the Week
Max Rushden, Soccer AM
HUGE GIVEAWAY. Small amount of milk. Send me your address and one lucky winner gets it ALL twitter.com/maxrushden/sta…
— Max Rushden (@maxrushden) May 2, 2013
BANTER! of the Week
Bradley Johnson and Sebastian Bassong, Norwich City
Ha I love the fact tht wen @keikamara was wearing bad gear every1 hammered him on here!! Now @bassongofficiel has done it no1 says nothing
— Bradley Johnson (@Bradley4Johnson) May 2, 2013
Every1 scared off the big bad @bassongofficiel I’ll start it off then….bass your my boy but what you were wearing today was terrible
— Bradley Johnson (@Bradley4Johnson) May 2, 2013
@bradley4johnson ur just an ignorant lol!im giving u a bit of education..im giving u a bit of my culture!!
— Sebastien bassong (@BassongOfficiel) May 2, 2013
BANTER!
Garish Footwear of the Week
Lyle Taylor, Falkirk
I want these new puma boots! twitter.com/lyletaylor29/s…
— Lyle Taylor (@lyletaylor29) April 30, 2013
Could You Actually Imagine? of the Week
Joey Barton, Marseille
You never know, I might actually take some of you up on you’re offers. #bartonsleepingonyourecouch2013
— Joseph Barton (@Joey7Barton) April 30, 2013
Jermaine Pedant says… ‘Your’.
Priorities of the Week
Don Hutchison
My son asked me a question the other day and I snapped at him “wait a second” I was tweeting a stranger!!!Prioritys . Son comes 1st
— Don Hutchison (@donhutch4) May 1, 2013
Memory of the Week
Terry Horlock and Marc-Vivien Foé, ex-Manchester City
me and the great man himself,not sure what the blindfold is all about #RIPMVF twitter.com/Kevinhorlock6/…
— Kevin Horlock (@Kevinhorlock6) April 30, 2013
…and our Non-Football Tweet of the Week
Watching Men in Black Great movie
— Bobby Davro (@BobbyDavro1) April 30, 2013
Tune in on Monday for our Football Tweets of the Weekend!