When West Bromwich Albion wantaway Peter Odemwingie sacks agents, you know what he does? That’s right – he ‘laughs’ about it on Twitter, the rapscallion!
The massive pay-rise aspirant, a Cancer, as in that’s his star sign not that he’s a cancer on society, made everyone laugh by going mad and driving to Dundee in his bare feet…oh wait, that was Alan Partridge.
That’s right – the Baggies forward drove to Loftus Road on transfer deadline day, which presumably his now-ex-agents forced him to do at gunpoint. Anyway, look what the rascal’s just posted on Twitter…
I have sacked my agents. They at my gate begging 4 permission to negotiate a come back. Told them to seek permission from authorities hahaha
— Peter Odemwingie (@OdemwingieP) February 14, 2013
…which comes soon after he tweeted this…
I am crazy haha adviser text saying don’t tweet, it weakens our position. Doesn’t weaken nothing ! When I want to do something, I Do it.
— Peter Odemwingie (@OdemwingieP) January 26, 2013
…his adviser presumably having been concerned by the following string of missives…
I can understand the reaction of few Albion fans on my desire to leave the club.Real reason? Cos they once doubted my commitment. Cantletgo
— Peter Odemwingie (@OdemwingieP) January 26, 2013
Want to know why I wanted to quit top flight football last summer earlier than I wished to ? They know at the club.
— Peter Odemwingie (@OdemwingieP) January 26, 2013
Albion fans are not the only reason,but made it easier for me to decide to stay and try my best to forget about the disappointment.
— Peter Odemwingie (@OdemwingieP) January 26, 2013
Odemwingie is understandably now persona non grata at the Hawthorns, but he’s got to be worth another shot at Steve Clarke’s faith by dint of his Twitter account alone. Here is a selection of the wit and wisdom that graces it…(NB: this is not a parody account, this really is Peter Odemwingie)…
Cos of the snowing we had to train at the stadium today. Not to go with two cars I offered Popov to drive.
— Peter Odemwingie (@OdemwingieP) February 12, 2013
He answered he doesn’t trust me as we could end up in london hahahahaha so we went in his car
— Peter Odemwingie (@OdemwingieP) February 12, 2013
Didn’t want to tweet till may as i was advised but couldn’t hold it. I am coming for you guys hahaha
— Peter Odemwingie (@OdemwingieP) February 11, 2013
Some say I look like Obama. White House is next in my plans. Lets see how tight their security is ! Moon is next . Lets see UFO s security
— Peter Odemwingie (@OdemwingieP) February 11, 2013
Just thought how lucky king Solomon was that there was no Valentines day in his time. # toooooomanywifes.
— Peter Odemwingie (@OdemwingieP) February 14, 2013
My take on Valentines day. Все побежали, и я побежал. Meaning everyone ran and I ran. 50/50.50% is just because of Ifunanya and papaya
— Peter Odemwingie (@OdemwingieP) February 14, 2013
After the training we signed a shirt two Albion fans. When they left I started laughing at us both. How do people see the two red card boys
— Peter Odemwingie (@OdemwingieP) February 12, 2013
One kicks out like a angry horse. The other spits like an Egyptian camel hahahahaha unforgettable red cards. Hope we never do that again
— Peter Odemwingie (@OdemwingieP) February 12, 2013
In &out of Sainsbury’s almost unnoticed.One guys turned back and gave a strange look.he thought- missed a carnival ? Cos of my ninja suit
— Peter Odemwingie (@OdemwingieP) February 6, 2013
Stay tuned for more Peter Odemwingie!