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Shock as West Ham win game

"What happens now?" ask Dildo Brothers.

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“Let me bounce back at West Ham or Crystal Palace,” roars Alan Pardew

Out-of-work boss issues rousing come-and-get-me plea at Norwich hotel.

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VIDEO: West Ham supporter sings own Chicharito rap song

Catchy tune celebrating summer signing met with mixed reaction online.

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Channel 4 incorrectly identify Trevor Brooking as Germany goal-scorer

Podolski's farewell screamer mistakenly attributed to West Ham legend.

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West Ham bid 1 mini sausage roll for Sutton goalkeeper Wayne Shaw

Non-league side holding out for full-sized scotch egg like they sell in pubs.

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West Ham bid £10m for £50m of cocaine found on Norfolk beaches

Local police holding out for asking price as Hammers table latest derisory offer.

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Metaphysicians discover alternate reality where West Ham always stuff Man City

Eagle-eyed boffin notices tear in fabric of universe caused by last night's 4-0 win for City.