West Ham United

News10.02.17 15:50

West Ham bid £10m for £50m of cocaine found on Norfolk beaches

Local police holding out for asking price as Hammers table latest derisory offer.

News02.02.17 11:13

Metaphysicians discover alternate reality where West Ham always stuff Man City

Eagle-eyed boffin notices tear in fabric of universe caused by last night's 4-0 win for City.

Stories31.01.17 23:51

VIDEOS: West Ham fan destroys Dimitri Payet canvas after Marseille move

Attempts to rip it apart in a variety of ways until finally successful.

Jokes30.01.17 21:39

The best Dimitri Payet jokes as West Ham wantaway completes Marseille return

Protracted £25m move finishes with private jet au revoir.

News19.01.17 15:00

West Ham appoint John Hartson as Director of Payet-Shunning

Former player denounces squad's removal of want-away star from WhatsApp group as "soft".

News13.01.17 19:07

“I would join striking Payet on picket line,” says Jeremy Corbyn

"I'd ask him about freedom of movement but he probably thinks it has to do with getting a new stadium," says Labour leader.

Jokes12.01.17 23:39

The best jokes as Dimitri Payet says he doesn’t want to play for West Ham

Manager Slaven Bilić announced player's decision to the press.

Jokes07.01.17 03:12

The best jokes as West Ham lose 0-5 to Man City in first FA Cup clash at London Stadium

Hosts suffer heaviest ever home defeat in the competition.

Jokes03.01.17 12:12

The best Mike Dean jokes after Feghouli red card during West Ham 0-2 Man Utd

Controversial referee once again makes himself centre of attention.

News02.01.17 21:28

Normality restored as referee favours Manchester United

Mike Dean's heroic intervention allows normal service to be resumed worldwide.