West Ham United

Stories06.04.17 09:42

VIDEO: Swearing supporter interviewed on West Ham Fan TV after 3-0 defeat at Arsenal

Uses a lot of bad language to describe his disgruntlement.

Fake News22.03.17 23:16

Channel 4 incorrectly identify Trevor Brooking as Germany goal-scorer

Podolski's farewell screamer mistakenly attributed to West Ham legend.

Fake News21.02.17 18:19

West Ham bid 1 mini sausage roll for Sutton goalkeeper Wayne Shaw

Non-league side holding out for full-sized scotch egg like they sell in pubs.

Fake News10.02.17 15:50

West Ham bid £10m for £50m of cocaine found on Norfolk beaches

Local police holding out for asking price as Hammers table latest derisory offer.

Fake News02.02.17 11:13

Metaphysicians discover alternate reality where West Ham always stuff Man City

Eagle-eyed boffin notices tear in fabric of universe caused by last night's 4-0 win for City.

Stories31.01.17 23:51

VIDEOS: West Ham fan destroys Dimitri Payet canvas after Marseille move

Attempts to rip it apart in a variety of ways until finally successful.

Jokes30.01.17 21:39

The best Dimitri Payet jokes as West Ham wantaway completes Marseille return

Protracted £25m move finishes with private jet au revoir.

Fake News19.01.17 15:00

West Ham appoint John Hartson as Director of Payet-Shunning

Former player denounces squad's removal of want-away star from WhatsApp group as "soft".

Fake News13.01.17 19:07

“I would join striking Payet on picket line,” says Jeremy Corbyn

"I'd ask him about freedom of movement but he probably thinks it has to do with getting a new stadium," says Labour leader.

Jokes12.01.17 23:39

The best jokes as Dimitri Payet says he doesn’t want to play for West Ham

Manager Slaven Bilić announced player's decision to the press.