Fumbled Shaqiri shot, allowing Crouch to net from close range.
Loan deal also proposed.
A spectacle at the London Stadium on Saturday.
Held it aloft in some kind of act of defiance.
Club's owners to lay on sex toys for the occasion.
"They'd be £50m players if we could get them all five years younger," says Moyes.
Scored stunning goal from his own half.
Andy Carroll serenely catches the rebound.
New manager moves to dampen expectations after 2-0 defeat at Watford.
2-0 defeat at Watford.