West Ham United

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Channel 4 incorrectly identify Trevor Brooking as Germany goal-scorer

Podolski's farewell screamer mistakenly attributed to West Ham legend.

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West Ham bid 1 mini sausage roll for Sutton goalkeeper Wayne Shaw

Non-league side holding out for full-sized scotch egg like they sell in pubs.

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West Ham bid £10m for £50m of cocaine found on Norfolk beaches

Local police holding out for asking price as Hammers table latest derisory offer.

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Metaphysicians discover alternate reality where West Ham always stuff Man City

Eagle-eyed boffin notices tear in fabric of universe caused by last night's 4-0 win for City.

Stories

VIDEOS: West Ham fan destroys Dimitri Payet canvas after Marseille move

Attempts to rip it apart in a variety of ways until finally successful.

Jokes

The best Dimitri Payet jokes as West Ham wantaway completes Marseille return

Protracted £25m move finishes with private jet au revoir.

Fake News

West Ham appoint John Hartson as Director of Payet-Shunning

Former player denounces squad's removal of want-away star from WhatsApp group as "soft".

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“I would join striking Payet on picket line,” says Jeremy Corbyn

"I'd ask him about freedom of movement but he probably thinks it has to do with getting a new stadium," says Labour leader.

Jokes

The best jokes as Dimitri Payet says he doesn’t want to play for West Ham

Manager Slaven Bilić announced player's decision to the press.