Fake News16.10.17

Troy Deeney to face no FA charge for stealing Laurent Koscielny’s lunch money

Watford forward also escapes action over Bellerín noogie.


The best jokes as Arsenal lose 2-1 at Watford

Still yet to win away in the league this season.


The best transfer deadline day jokes of 2017

Enjoyable end to the window.


VIDEO: Spurs fan makes funny face to camera during 4-0 win over Watford

Amuses himself and others with old-fashioned comical expression.


The best jokes as Arsenal’s 1-2 Watford defeat dents title hopes

Game at end of transfer window is tough for the Gunners.


The best jokes from a weekend of FA Cup fourth round upsets

Televised wins for Lincoln, Wolves, Millwall, Sutton and almost Wycombe too.

Fake News12.01.17

Graham Taylor reaffirms dislike of orange by dying just days before Trump inauguration

Former England manager spared ignominy of living to see reality TV star become President.

Fake News05.12.16

EXCLUSIVE: Troy Deeney undertook “vow of passive-aggression”

Watford forward's MOTD appearance latest in a string of attempts to avoid physical confrontation.


VIDEO: Garth Crooks nodding at Heurelho Gomes during BBC interview

Appeared to vehemently agree with the Watford goalkeeper.