Photo of Giorgio Chiellini’s girlfriend included with his Suárez statement

Defender reportedly attached photo of her in a swimsuit to his report on the Brazil 2014 incident.


REMEMBER BRAZIL 2014: World Cup mistaken identities

The top five cases of mistaken identity from Brazil 2014, featuring the interview with Scolari's lookalike and much misdirected Twitter abuse.


REMEMBER BRAZIL 2014: Best World Cup fan costumes

The best fan costumes from Brazil 2014 - featuring Jesus, The Mask, Melon Head and much, much more...


Barcelona sign Luis Suárez for £75m – but here’s what they could have had…

Unearthing some eye-opening hypothetical alternatives to lashing all that money on the chompy chap.


World Cup Awards for Brazil 2014: Champs, chumps, chomps and more!

Part one includes Joachim Löw, David Luiz, Luis Suárez, Gary Lewin and a giant insect.

Fake News07.07.14

Legalised marijuana “may have led to Suárez bite”

Chiellini chomp ascribed to Uruguay false 9's "utter muntedness".


The best suggestions for #ThingsSuarezCantDo during suspension

The best #ThingsSuarezCantDo suggestions as Luis Suárez is suspended from all football-related activity for four months for biting Chiellini.


More Luis Suárez bite jokes as wound is yet to heal

Another batch of Luis Suárez bite jokes as the fallout from his Italy vs Uruguay "incident" continues.

Fake News25.06.14

Suárez bites Chiellini, closes in on Honduras move

Sets sights on out-controversy-ing next two World Cups.


The best Luis Suárez Italy bite jokes as Chiellini gets it

The best Luis Suárez Italy bite jokes after Uruguay's star striker appeared to bite Giorgio Chiellini in a Group Stage clash at Brazil 2014.