The best Jérôme Boateng clearance jokes after German’s goal-line save vs Ukraine

Prevented almost certain goal with acrobatic two-footed lunge.


The best jokes from Germany 2-0 Ukraine

Current world champions off to a winning start in France.


VIDEO: Joachim Löw sticks his hand down his trousers then sniffs it

Germany boss and renowned booger eater grosses everyone out again during 2-0 win over Ukraine.


More Euro 2016 jokes as excitement builds following first game

Euro fever sets in as opening night finishes.


The best Euro 2016 jokes ahead of first game in France

World eagerly awaits Stade de France opener.


The best José Mourinho hoodie memes from Ukraine v Spain

Chelsea boss pops up as a hooded spectator and sparks a spate of comparisons.


Top 10 worst penalty shoot-outs ever

In honour of last night's gaffe-fest between Manchester United and Sunderland.

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Andy Townsend most interesting thing about last night’s England match

England's 0-0 draw in Ukraine was so devoid of talking points that point-talkers across the nation were forced to look elsewhere.

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Team England still an idiotic circus of delusion and entitlement

England’s national football team remains a carnival of stupidity and unrealistic expectations, it emerged last night. After enjoying a slightly less embarrassing tournament than usual […]


VIDEO: Six-year-old Ukrainian fan’s goal celebration becomes internet hit

Meet Timur, a six-year-old Ukrainian boy who has become an online sensation after this dramatic reaction to Andriy Shevchenko’s goal against Sweden was captured on […]