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President Trump condemns “violence on all sides” of Shelvey-Alli fracas

Controversial POTUS refuses to lay blame solely at feet of Newcastle midfielder.

Jokes

The best Danny Rose interview jokes after Spurs left-back’s comments

Full-back wants club to sign players you don't "have to Google".

Stories

VIDEO: Light security searches at Spurs vs Bournemouth

White Hart Lane turnstiles not-so-well guarded.

Stories

VIDEO: Spurs fan makes funny face to camera during 4-0 win over Watford

Amuses himself and others with old-fashioned comical expression.

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Spurs to play more games at Wembley for Comic Relief

North London giants commit to bogey ground as part of Red Nose Day.

Jokes

The best Kane Alli handshake jokes after goal celebration against Everton

Choreographed display after first goal in 3-2 win over Everton.

Fake News

Angel of Premier League Title Death named player of the month for January

Winged destroyer rewarded for dispatching Arsenal, Liverpool, Man City and Man Utd in recent weeks.

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“You know what, give us that Harry Kane guy instead,” say Chinese teams

Clubs agree with two-bit satirical websites to release statement in comedic pidgin English.