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Spurs star Sissoko offers Deschamps lap dance in case he missed Real Madrid match

Midfielder concerned his national team coach wasn't watching him light up the Bernabéu.

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VIDEO: Leeds fans serenade barman who looks like Harry Kane

"Harry, give us a wave," they chant to doppelgänger pulling pints.

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Harry Kane can be greatest Spurs striker since Harry Kane in former life – Glenn Hoddle

Former England boss speaks after another gruelling session at psychiatric clinic.

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Kanye West sensationally interrupts Harry Kane’s Champions League hat-trick

Star takes to pitch to pay tribute to Gareth Bale's treble against Inter Milan.

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VIDEO: Spurs fans make music video at White Hart Lane for bar mitzvah

Tottenham For Life is based on Circle of Life from The Lion King.

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Mental health of Arsenal fans one of our greatest challenges, says Corbyn

Labour leader urges PM to tackle Gooners' spiralling misery.

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The best FIFA 18 jokes as demo version is released

Gamers eagerly anticipate final release date.

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Spurs boss Pochettino in shock Mr Bean rant

Spends twenty minutes drawing furious comparisons with Dele Alli.