Fake News11.11.17

Switzerland sheds neutrality after penalty in Northern Ireland

Events in first-leg of World Cup play-off force reconsideration.


The best jokes after dodgy penalty decision in Northern Ireland’s defeat to Swiss

Decided World Cup qualification play-off first leg.


The best jokes as Arsenal’s Granit Xhaka named Swiss player of the year

Fans could not seem to muster up much enthusiasm for the announcement.


The best Euro 2016 jokes ahead of first game in France

World eagerly awaits Stade de France opener.

Fake News09.09.14

“See, told you we respond to criticism” blasts purple Wayne

Victoriously apoplectic England captain labels Football Burp "a pack of quilts".


EURO 2016 QUALIFIERS: The best jokes from Switzerland v England

Roy Hodgson's men take a significant step towards qualification with a 2-0 win in their opening match.


Top 10 worst penalty shoot-outs ever

In honour of last night's gaffe-fest between Manchester United and Sunderland.