Swansea City

Fake News11.02.18

“I’ll cut out the weird gibberish once we start losing,” vows Swansea boss Carvalhal

"It's like the oyster on the mountaintop - when the wind changes, pack away the umbrellas."


VIDEO: Swansea’s Renato Sanches passes to Carabao logo at Chelsea

Looked similar to the club's colourful away kit.

Fake News17.08.17

EXCLUSIVE: Swansea f**ked

Sale of Gylfi Sigurðsson to Everton reduces chances of not being screwed.

Fake News11.07.17

Leicester bid £30m for rest of Iceland after failed Sigurðsson raid

Deal to include all 330,822 other Icelanders, including Björk.

Fake News30.12.16

Garry Monk fears laughing his arse “clean off”

Leeds boss admits concern over fundament should he get promoted and Swansea get relegated.

Fake News28.12.16

Lookalikes pour in for departed Swansea boss Bradley

RoboCop, Lord Voldemort and sniper from Enemy at the Gates among those cited.


The best Bob Bradley sacked jokes as Swansea dismiss American

Spent 85 days in charge of the Premier League club.


The best jokes as Pogba and Zlatan both score in Man Utd win at Swansea

Much-vaunted, under-pressure summer signings return Mourinho's side to form.

Fake News31.10.16

Pope requests private audience with Joe Allen

"He's not Jesus, but it's still a miracle," declares His Holiness.