"It's like the oyster on the mountaintop - when the wind changes, pack away the umbrellas."
"He's throwing up..."
Looked similar to the club's colourful away kit.
Sale of Gylfi Sigurðsson to Everton reduces chances of not being screwed.
Deal to include all 330,822 other Icelanders, including Björk.
Leeds boss admits concern over fundament should he get promoted and Swansea get relegated.
RoboCop, Lord Voldemort and sniper from Enemy at the Gates among those cited.
Spent 85 days in charge of the Premier League club.
Much-vaunted, under-pressure summer signings return Mourinho's side to form.
"He's not Jesus, but it's still a miracle," declares His Holiness.