Sale of Gylfi Sigurðsson to Everton reduces chances of not being screwed.
Deal to include all 330,822 other Icelanders, including Björk.
Leeds boss admits concern over fundament should he get promoted and Swansea get relegated.
RoboCop, Lord Voldemort and sniper from Enemy at the Gates among those cited.
Spent 85 days in charge of the Premier League club.
Much-vaunted, under-pressure summer signings return Mourinho's side to form.
"He's not Jesus, but it's still a miracle," declares His Holiness.
Arrival of new Swansea boss brings successful end to US attempts at placing a man on Welsh terrain.
Including "Mourinho should be jailed, "van Persie could have been killed" and more.
David Brent references abound as former Liverpool and Swansea boss surfaces in SPL.