0-3 defeat to former club Everton elicits brutal confessional from new Sunderland boss.
Sunderland boss found hiding behind bins in possession of Paddy McNair and Donald Love.
"If I had that cup and a big car and Marouane Fellaini, that'd be fantastic!" enthuses Sunderland boss.
Tearfully recounts subsisting on fresh seafood, fine wine and oceanic climate.