Stoke City

Fake News

“But seriously, has anyone seen Mesut Özil?” ask Stoke Police

Arsenal play-maker's situation upgraded from #banter to #urgent.

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Berahino: “Someone said ‘here, drink this’ and when I woke up I was in Stoke”

Potters to be investigated over alleged druggings of other high-profile signings.

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Saido Berahino strike action rewarded with dream move to Stoke

Years of absenteeism pay off with sensational switch to Potteries giants.

Stories

VIDEO: Stoke fans falling down escalator at Tube station after West Ham clash

Apparently unfamiliar with London Underground etiquette.

Fake News

Pope requests private audience with Joe Allen

"He's not Jesus, but it's still a miracle," declares His Holiness.

Jokes

The best jokes as Gareth Southgate gives Glen Johnson England call-up

Inclusion of veteran defender by caretaker manager astounds fans.

Stories

Fan asks all 92 English clubs who he should support, gets 10 replies

Bosnian follower emails every league team, getting ten responses - and here they are.