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Lists24.09.14

Top 10 weird football remedies

Featuring horse placenta, lager baths, Viagra and more.

Collections18.03.13

Football Tweets of the Weekend: Mings, Tyldesley, Dixon, Whiteside, Gibson and many more!

Go on then, have a butcher’s at Football Burp’s Football Tweets of the Weekend… “Must Be March Again” of the Weekend Bruno Andrade, Wycombe Wanderers […]

Collections15.02.13

Football Tweets of the Week: Suarez, Odemwingie, Holt, Garrido, Bendtner and several others!

Psst! Wanna see our Football Tweets of the Week? Oh, go on, then… Genuine Peter Odemwingie Tweet of the Week I have sacked my agents. […]

Stories06.11.12

VIDEO: Ouch! Dundee defenders accidentally headbutt each other

As if losing 2-0 to Aberdeen at Pittodrie in the SPL wasn’t bad enough, Dundee defenders Kyle Benedictus and Declan Gallacher completed their day with […]

Fake News04.07.12

Rangers voted out of SPL house, ridden out of town strapped to back of donkey

Aberdeen, Celtic, Dundee United, Heart of Midlothian, Hibernian, Inverness Caledonian Thistle, Kilmarnock, Motherwell, Ross County, St. Johnstone and St. Mirren were this morning celebrating after […]

Collections09.05.12

Jermaine Pedant: Hunt, Morris, van Aanholt, Knight, Huckerby

Football Burp’s very own Jermaine Pedant enjoys nothing more than strolling back and forth in his professor’s gown, casting scholarly gazes over his fellow professionals’ […]

Collections14.03.12

Jermaine Pedant – Barkley, Muamba, Neville, Morris, Jeffrey, Robinson

Football Burp’s very own Jermaine Pedant enjoys nothing more than strolling back and forth in his professor’s gown, casting scholarly gazes over his fellow professionals’ […]