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Lists03.08.16

Twelve photos of bad football tattoos

From the premature to the downright weird, with some classic spelling mistakes for good measure.

Collections12.08.13

Tweets of the Weekend: Phillips, Earnshaw, Beattie and more!

Featuring a first-class smackdown from Peterborough's Gabriel Zakuani, and 'Trigger Trappy TV' from Southend's Mark Phillips.

Collections26.07.13

Tweets of the Week: Henry, Schuerrle, Savage, Ferdinand and more!

John W. Henry reacts to Arsenal's bizarre Suárez bid, while Chelsea coin a fabulous collective noun

Collections29.04.13

Football Tweets of the Weekend: Ronaldo, Barton, Lukaku, Harry the Hornet and more!

Our Football Tweets of the Weekend are specially selected for their flavour and yield, ensuring that you have the best tasting tweets to go with […]

Collections05.12.12

Jermaine Pedant: Hutchison, van Aanholt, Reid, Davis, Assombalonga

Football Burp‘s very own Jermaine Pedant enjoys nothing more than strolling back and forth in his professor’s gown, casting scholarly gazes over his fellow professionals’ […]

Collections28.11.12

This week’s most boring tweets: Enrique, Ashton, Holt, Huckerby, O’Hara, De Laet

Twitter has opened up many doors, but a fair few of them lead straight into a footballer tweeting something so mind-numbingly inane that you just […]

Collections14.11.12

Jermaine Pedant: Lucas, Sidwell, Muamba, O’Hara, Kompany, Graham

Football Burp‘s very own Jermaine Pedant enjoys nothing more than strolling back and forth in his professor’s gown, casting scholarly gazes over his fellow professionals’ […]