Fake News27.02.17 10:40

Paul Pogba found alive and well after disappearing during EFL Cup final

Frenchman mysteriously vanishes during Man Utd's 3-2 win over Southampton.

Jokes27.02.17 02:14

The best jokes from EFL Cup final as Man Utd beat Southampton 3-2

87th-minute Ibrahimović winner fends off Saints fightback at Wembley.

Fake News25.01.17 23:22

Klopp bumps into Guardiola during nude forest rampage

Liverpool boss reacts badly to EFL Cup semi-final defeat to Southampton.

Jokes11.01.17 23:55

The best Daniel Sturridge note jokes from Liverpool’s EFL Cup semi-final first leg loss at Southampton

Did not perform, despite instructional intervention by Klopp.

Fake News30.11.16 23:35

Arsenal kicked out of EFL Cup in row over fielding of toddlers

Gunners also accused of starting EFL Cup tie with at least one animal in starting line-up.

Fake News23.10.16 17:00

John Stones back-pass “so calamitous it created a caliphate”, claim reports

Man City defender's blunder against Southampton inspires formation of new extremist group.

Lists29.09.16 16:10

Six videos of weird half-time entertainment

Featuring a man-eating mackerel, dancing stormtroopers and the world's worst freestyler.

Fake News15.09.16 21:39

Charlie Austin found alive and well

Fears for missing striker alleviated as he's spotted playing for Southampton in Europa League.

Stories07.09.16 01:21

VIDEO: ‘Southampton in Europa’ song released ahead of Europa League tie

"The ONLY song celebrating Southampton Football Club's entry into the 2016 UEFA Europa League!!"

Stories02.08.16 02:36

VIDEO: Dutch six-year-old Southampton fan won’t stop singing ‘Shane Long’s on Fire’ into TV mic

Boos heard as staff move equipment away from persistent child on pre-season tour of Holland.