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VIDEO: Slovenia players sprayed by sprinkler before Scotland clash

Get doused while volleying ball to each other on Hampden Park pitch.

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England now so boring it’s exciting, survey shows

Now enthralling to see if Three Lions can sustain twenty-year tedium, new study reveals.

Jokes

The best jokes from Slovenia 0-0 England, bore draw ends dismally

Gareth Southgate's second game in charge is tediously boring World Cup qualifier.

Jokes

The best Phil Jones jokes after terrible throw-in leads to goal

Also manages to injure himself standing on Jack Wilshere.