Scunthorpe United


Tweets of the Week: Shearer, Redmond, Bullard & more

Featuring chants, threats, studies, thoughts and One Direction.


Tweets of the Week: Lukaku to Barcelona, ’90s nostalgia & more!

Including contributions from Romelu Lukaku, Stan Collymore, Gary Taylor-Fletcher and Manish Bhasin.


Tweets of the Weekend: Animals, worry, disappointment & more

Brace yourself for Shaw worry, Lineker disappointment, Kamara's dog, eagles and Jeremy Kyle in this week's Tweets of the Weekend!


Tweets of the Weekend: Alonso, Hazard, Odemwingie, Le Saux and more!

Featuring tweets from Xavi Alonso, Eden Hazard, Peter Odemwingie, Graeme Le Saux and more!


Football Tweets of the Weekend: Moyes, Samba, Mulumbu, Michu and more!

Football Burp’s Football Tweets of the Weekend are good for you, so ruddy well have some… Hitting Back at the Critics of the Weekend Christopher […]


Top 5: Offensive appraisals

Scunthorpe United’s 4-0 defeat to Doncaster Rovers over the weekend led their manager Brian Laws to compare their defending to the Holocaust, displaying a slight […]


Jermaine Pedant: Savage, Pienaar, O’Hara, Jerome, Botham

Football Burp’s very own Jermaine Pedant enjoys nothing more than strolling back and forth in his professor’s gown, casting scholarly gazes over his fellow professionals’ […]