Bogus product blights post-industrial towns nationwide.
Prospect of England v Scotland not enough to prevent naked doom-mongering in our streets.
Late James McArthur strike earns valuable point against sudden breeze.
Lewandowski equaliser scuppers culmination of events that had been foretold would end all time.
Sublime passing move for Wayne Rooney's 2nd baffles viewers.
Form of England, Northern Ireland, Republic of Ireland, Scotland and Wales "almost certainly" a harbinger of doom.