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The best jokes from England 3-0 Scotland, World Cup qualifier

Gareth Southgate's side triumph at Wembley on a Friday night.

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Looming spectre of international break leaves everyone in dread

Prospect of England v Scotland not enough to prevent naked doom-mongering in our streets.

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Scotland battle back to score late equaliser against gust of wind

Late James McArthur strike earns valuable point against sudden breeze.

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Armageddon narrowly averted as Scotland fail to qualify for Euros

Lewandowski equaliser scuppers culmination of events that had been foretold would end all time.