Lists06.12.16 16:51

21 of the worst open goal misses ever captured on video

A shocking selection of point-blank sitters.

Fake News18.11.16 14:52

England v Scotland poppies used to make “ineffectual heroin”

Bogus product blights post-industrial towns nationwide.

Fake News12.11.16 12:08

England v Scotland happens

Millions oblivious.

Jokes11.11.16 22:14

The best jokes from England 3-0 Scotland, World Cup qualifier

Gareth Southgate's side triumph at Wembley on a Friday night.

Fake News08.11.16 10:42

Looming spectre of international break leaves everyone in dread

Prospect of England v Scotland not enough to prevent naked doom-mongering in our streets.

Fake News09.10.16 14:45

Scotland battle back to score late equaliser against gust of wind

Late James McArthur strike earns valuable point against sudden breeze.

Fake News12.10.15 14:18

Armageddon narrowly averted as Scotland fail to qualify for Euros

Lewandowski equaliser scuppers culmination of events that had been foretold would end all time.

Fake News19.11.14 12:52

England play like half-decent team for a few minutes

Sublime passing move for Wayne Rooney's 2nd baffles viewers.

Fake News15.10.14 13:07

Home nations triumphs linked to imminent apocalypse

Form of England, Northern Ireland, Republic of Ireland, Scotland and Wales "almost certainly" a harbinger of doom.