Brace yourself for Shaw worry, Lineker disappointment, Kamara's dog, eagles and Jeremy Kyle in this week's Tweets of the Weekend!
The best alternative team name suggestions after Hull City applied to change their name to Hull Tigers. What could your team be called?
Gary Lineker v Lethal Bizzle! Romelu Lukaku FIFA gripe! Cristiano Ronaldo pants faux-pas! Ashley Cole single-life-revelling-in!
Two builders have been sacked after sealing a Portsmouth shirt and scarf within a wall at Southampton's Staplewood training ground.