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Man livid after missing 13 goals skipping presumed dead rubbers

Barcelona mount stunning comeback against PSG, irking guy who went to see LEGO Batman movie instead.

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Arsenal stung by new kind of goal difference that makes no difference

This is what it looks like to get f***ed by goal difference.

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The best jokes as PSG’s Serge Aurier refused entry to UK ahead of Arsenal clash

Had visa revoked after conviction for assaulting a police officer.

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The best David Luiz jokes as Brazil defender rejoins Chelsea

Eminent Sideshow Bob lookalike is back at Stamford Bridge.

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David Luiz comedy roadshow coming back to London

Brazilian's style proves too lowbrow for French tastes.

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The best Romelu Lukaku jokes as price tag plummets during Belgium 0-2 Italy

Everton striker cops flak for spurned opportunity and dismal first touch.

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The best jokes as Man City reach the Champions League semi-finals

Late Kevin de Bruyne strike ousts PSG and sets up potential tie with Pep Guardiola's Barcelona.

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The best jokes about David Luiz from PSG 2-2 Man City

A Champions League quarter-final strewn with defensive errors.

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The best Zlatan goal jokes after Fernando error costs Man City in Paris

Swede accepts gift in Champions League quarter-final first leg.