Paris Saint-Germain

Fake News09.03.17 09:36

Man livid after missing 13 goals skipping presumed dead rubbers

Barcelona mount stunning comeback against PSG, irking guy who went to see LEGO Batman movie instead.

Fake News24.11.16 02:42

Arsenal stung by new kind of goal difference that makes no difference

This is what it looks like to get f***ed by goal difference.

Jokes23.11.16 02:51

The best jokes as PSG’s Serge Aurier refused entry to UK ahead of Arsenal clash

Had visa revoked after conviction for assaulting a police officer.

Jokes31.08.16 21:59

The best David Luiz jokes as Brazil defender rejoins Chelsea

Eminent Sideshow Bob lookalike is back at Stamford Bridge.

Fake News31.08.16 13:50

David Luiz comedy roadshow coming back to London

Brazilian's style proves too lowbrow for French tastes.

Jokes14.06.16 03:00

The best Romelu Lukaku jokes as price tag plummets during Belgium 0-2 Italy

Everton striker cops flak for spurned opportunity and dismal first touch.

Jokes13.04.16 12:01

The best jokes as Man City reach the Champions League semi-finals

Late Kevin de Bruyne strike ousts PSG and sets up potential tie with Pep Guardiola's Barcelona.

Jokes07.04.16 07:24

The best jokes about David Luiz from PSG 2-2 Man City

A Champions League quarter-final strewn with defensive errors.

Jokes07.04.16 06:13

The best Zlatan goal jokes after Fernando error costs Man City in Paris

Swede accepts gift in Champions League quarter-final first leg.