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Man livid after missing 13 goals skipping presumed dead rubbers

Barcelona mount stunning comeback against PSG, irking guy who went to see LEGO Batman movie instead.

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Arsenal stung by new kind of goal difference that makes no difference

This is what it looks like to get f***ed by goal difference.

Jokes

The best jokes as PSG’s Serge Aurier refused entry to UK ahead of Arsenal clash

Had visa revoked after conviction for assaulting a police officer.