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Fake News13.09.17

Celtic players queue to meet Neymar but miss him by 90 minutes

PSG star too busy working for meet and greet.

Fake News11.09.17

PSG to FIFA: We earn the income from a thriving Avon business

Ligue 1 giants claim not to be in breach of FPP thanks to cosmetics sales.


The best transfer deadline day jokes of 2017

Enjoyable end to the window.


The best Neymar transfer jokes after £200m move from Barcelona to PSG

Brazilian becomes world's most expensive player.

Fake News09.03.17

Man livid after missing 13 goals skipping presumed dead rubbers

Barcelona mount stunning comeback against PSG, irking guy who went to see LEGO Batman movie instead.

Fake News24.11.16

Arsenal stung by new kind of goal difference that makes no difference

This is what it looks like to get f***ed by goal difference.


The best jokes as PSG’s Serge Aurier refused entry to UK ahead of Arsenal clash

Had visa revoked after conviction for assaulting a police officer.