Ignores friend urging him to stop.
Pal was reportedly "fast as lightning".
Hits one of his own team's fans in the face.
Made the most of reward for charity fundraising effort.
Attempts to rip it apart in a variety of ways until finally successful.
Protracted £25m move finishes with private jet au revoir.
Fans mock team after wretched run of results.
A series of players fail to hit the target and many wildly miss.
Scotland forward scores hit with new Marseille team mates at initiation ceremony.
Lovely, family-orientated story about one of football's most under-appreciated workers.