Olympique de Marseille

Fake News03.11.17

Evra’s buddy was kung fu fighting – reports

Pal was reportedly "fast as lightning".


The best jokes as Patrice Evra kicks a Marseille fan

Hits one of his own team's fans in the face.


VIDEOS: West Ham fan destroys Dimitri Payet canvas after Marseille move

Attempts to rip it apart in a variety of ways until finally successful.


The best Dimitri Payet jokes as West Ham wantaway completes Marseille return

Protracted £25m move finishes with private jet au revoir.


VIDEO: Marseille fans play Benny Hill theme, depict players as goats

Fans mock team after wretched run of results.


VIDEO: Players fail to score in Marseille shooting training

A series of players fail to hit the target and many wildly miss.


VIDEO: Steven Fletcher raps Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme

Scotland forward scores hit with new Marseille team mates at initiation ceremony.


VIDEO: A Canal+ steward advert to melt your heart ahead of Le Classique

Lovely, family-orientated story about one of football's most under-appreciated workers.